/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

How does he do it?

How?

>>/520244/
The shit one got deleted.

The other #514 thread was far better than this one. I wish you guys could have seen it.

>>/520247/
Into the gape it went!

>>/520247/
Liar.

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>>/520211/

>>/520247/
Cruisey took it off this free site and put it on his onlyfans. He used to have integrity, now all he cares about is money.

>>/520251/
Bossman power move.

>>/520250/
The Colonel doesn't open until 11am.

Deep fried icecream or  a sundae for dessert bros?

>>/520254/
Both

>>/520254/
What feed is tickling your fancy more? Both?

>>/520254/
Sundae with chopped nuts.

HAS IGA DROWNED YET ??

>>/520258/
He vacated retard.

>>/520223/
I am home now.
It was nice for basically a steamed supermarket pudding and a scoop of ice cream and a blob of cream.

>>/520254/
sundae

Terrible thread.

I wish to cook a full English for the NEETs.

>>/520262/
Agreed. Let's make a new one.

>>/520263/
no beans or blood pudding

>>/520265/
> blood
black*

>>/520264/
do eeeet

>>/520260/
> supermarket pudding
They don't make their own?

>>/520265/
> full English
> no BEANS
This is why we can't have nice things

>>/520268/
Lets just say I highly doubt it, and the diameter and side wall taper is an excellent clone if it is homemade.

>>/520269/
Beans are fucking shit. I new this as a single-digit old NOOT.

>>/520262/
You love it!

I 'member bein a wee lad o' 12 and ordering kippers for breakkay in bumfuck highland scottland and some old faggy twat in a kilt and dinner jacket serving me fucking tommy ruff poached in cunting milk and thinkin what the fuck is this shite

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Not posting anymore on this thread. Notify me when we have a new, superior thread that is fit for my quality posts. Goodnight neets.

>>/520274/
excellent pepe you stole from me
good night cunt of taste

>>/520274/
You'll be back.

>>/520271/
You will learn to love them.

>>/520271/
> I new this 
and to think I am the custodian of WWWWOTD

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> Beans are fucking shit.

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"That will be $63 thanks"

>>/520280/
It didn't really cost $63 did it?

>>/520281/
I don't know what it actually cost, but knowing Adelaide Oval, probably at least $30 and your first born.

a 600ml soft drink was $8 years ago, so probably $14 now

>>/520274/
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

I’m so full

>>/520285/
Are you full, or is the world around you empty?
Food for thought.

Grilled eggplant burgers, lots of parsley and garlic.

>>/520287/
Your image didn't upload.

>>/520289/
This hits home

>>/520286/
He'll be empty in the morning.

>>/520291/
After my black instant the chinky poo will be heinous

Having a glass of The Pogues triple distilled Irish whiskey that Motherbat gave me for my birthday.
I don't know what she thought I would want Irish whiskey, let alone one named after a band of some sort.
She just texted to see I made it home from the hotel alright.

>>/520292/
You'll need a proper doomsday suit.

>>/520293/
Was the whisky at least palatable?

>>/520296/
Thread redeemed.

>>/520295/
Yes, it's fine. It's not quite the same as the islay whiskeys I buy, but it will be alright as the weather gets colder.

>>/520293/
all the flavours and you chose to be salty.
What kind of horse looks standoes in the mouth?

>>/520296/
amazing.
made my night

>>/520299/
I don't mean to sound ungrateful.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8 
apparently this is celtic punk

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s11BuatTuXk 

Nighty night NEETs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yAEFKjqPtlU 

>>/520301/
Gotta respect the standoes.

>>/520305/
All of those guys from the Dubliners are dead now.

>>/520293/
She is a good motherbat.

>>/520296/
Well mallarded.

>>/520293/
I hope you had a good night. Belated happy birthday too Webster.

>>/520308/
She has her moments.

>>/520310/
It's tomorrow, so you're not belated at all.
Thank you.

>>/520304/
Good night NEET.

Not sure that is a real pepe.

>>/520314/
It is a good Pepe.

>>/520287/
Go on.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/a-psychic-ended-my-toxic-relationship-with-one-word/news-story/5976d1a29bf31e9a868c6df5405041fe

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This is the main family of roos that frequents our (my folks) property. From right  to left, mother, arrow and mini(she was a very tiny Joey for a long time). They are nice to have around. They have become comfortable enough here you can walk right up to them when they are lying down. It was a very wet miserable day for them today, it’s funny there is plenty of shelter but they just stay out in the rain when it’s pissing down.

>>/520318/
Lovely animals. It must be very nice sitting out there with them.

>>/520318/
Nice. They're having a shower.

>>/520318/
Middle one has boong paint on its head

>>/520318/
That's a lovely scene.

>>/520318/
You should teach them to play soccer

>>/520323/
Socceroos if you will

>>/520319/
For sure. They really lift mums spirits. She’s an odd old chook, she goes out and talks to them. She loves animals. Been trying to encourage her to get another dog like a cavalier or something but she’s always hesitant. My sister or myself could always look after it if something happened.

>>/520325/
Tell her to get an alpaca.

Might go to bed.
Night all.

>>/520326/
They are actually not bad pets as long as they like you. Other wise they spit in your face.

>>/520327/
Good night.

>>/520328/
Some of the NEETs are the same.

I am watching The Terminator (1984).

>>/520327/
Me too. Tired.
Noneye

>>/520332/
Nice. Terminator 2 would be a good choice for Moofie night in the future.

>>/520333/
Good night NEET.

>>/520334/
> Terminator 2 
It is a good film. I have seen it at least 20 times though.

>>/520332/
I'm watching Devil's Advocate (1997)

>>/520337/
It looks interesting. I have not seen it.

>>/520338/
It's not bad, but the main thing I'm noticing is the quality of acting even in a B movie of that era is so much better than modern movies.

>>/520340/
I have noticed the same thing.

What time is Dog Soldiers going to be on?

Need to get a birthday present for brotherbot. Any suggestions? He is 30ish and I am clueless as to where to start.

>>/520343/
Bunnings gift card.

>>/520344/
Shit suggestion.

>>/520343/
What does he usually get you for your birthday?

>>/520343/
A nice shaver.

>>/520347/
Bunnings gift cards.

Tendies about to go in the airfryer. 
Not really hungry, just ungooned.

>>/520350/
> Tendies 
Aldi brand sweet chilli?

>>/520351/
The best.

There is a new Mike Myers TV show.

>>/520353/
The Austin Powers dude?

>>/520354/
Yeah, and Shrek.

He plays 90% of the characters.

>>/520355/
> Shrek
High meme content movies.

>>/520356/
Sounds awful.

I am struggling. This depression is smothering me. Can't get comfy.

>>/520357/
This one is feeling like a forced meme. 
There is an Alex Jones character.

>>/520358/
He had a movie called master of disguise which is very similar.

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>>/520359/
Do you want a comfy feed?

>>/520361/
> master of disguise 
3.3/10 on imdb. Yikes.

>>/520362/
I would love that.

>>/520362/
You knew just what I needed.
Sweet chilli tendies, perfectly cooked.

The new Top Gun movie is released in two weeks.

I am off to bed.
Good night NEETs.

4 am neet reporting in

>>/520366/
I hope it doesn't suck. I might rewatch the first 30 minutes of The Mummy (2017), which was much better than the rest of the movie.

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Good mordning neets. Friday 13th is upon us. What precautions are neets taking to stop themselves being sucked into a meme horror movie today?

>>/520313/
Thank (You)!

>>/520317/
Woe, she isn't putting her name in the URL and the title was the first chance I had to close the article.

>>/520318/
Good view.

>>/520339/
Good stuff, poor Pingu.

>>/520342/
Based on >>>/operate/12025/ and >>>/operate/12026/ I do not think the moofie list has been picked.

>>/520343/
A meal out or some nice chocolates.

>>/520363/
Rotten Tomato score gave it 1%

>>/520367/
Sleep tight.

>>/520370/
Good morning NEETs.

> What precautions are neets taking to stop themselves being sucked into a meme horror movie today?
Wishing that NEET a happy birthday.

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>>/520312/
Happy Birthday.

mording

>>/520371/
>>/520372/
thank you

>>/520373/
I posted that Pepe one a while back when someone said something abusive about me. The other two were funny.

>>/520374/
Good morning and Happy Birthday NEET.

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>>/520377/
Ah shucks, don't get too excited planing my birthday.

>>/520377/
https://twitter.com/threateningcake

>>/520378/
I forgot I attached that, but 
> Crypto investors panic during market bloodbath: ‘I will lose my home’
>>Crypto investors panicked on Thursday as the value of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin plunged, with some saying they would lose their homes as a result.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/crypto-investors-panic-during-market-bloodbath-i-will-lose-my-home/news-story/453f15a51fea3e2ccf3ca16c5b6503c2

>>/520380/
lel
I suspect people have been pulling out their crypto to keep up with biden's weimar inflation trajectory and this has caused the price to tank

>>/520376/
Thank you.

>>/520374/
Happy Birthday mate, hope you have a nice day.

Which neet is birthday neet?

Good Morning NEETs

HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?

>>/520385/
Good morning NEET. 
You shouldn't wish such things on others.

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/ama-sa-president-michelle-atchison-shattered-over-daughters-sudden-death/news-story/98209fc01af64b6a4d595dee311a1a93
it would suck if the vax killed the daughter of the sa medical association president

>>/520385/
SHIT MEME ---> >>/520259/

>>/520388/
He has post traumatic down syndrome

>>/520388/
IGA could realistically drown anywhere at anythime.

>>/520385/
Morning nuro
>>/520387/
It would, but I'm guessing it's drugs.

Good morning

Happy Birthday Weber

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-13/cosmetic-surgery-erase-ethnic-identity-blackfishing/100989612
> Who wins and who loses when beauty trends celebrate cosmetically altered looks that are ethnic — but ‘not too ethnic’?

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Hope webby has a big, hearty breakfast to celebrate his birthday

Update on smoking. I’m smoking again. Failed to give up for like the 5th time. At least I bought petrol for my big move on Monday. I got accomodation starting Monday.

>>/520383/
>>/520392/
Thank you and good mording

>>/520395/
I've only had a mondster thus far. I have to get that injection at 10:45, but the medical place is two doors down from KFC.

>>/520396/
CaravanNEET? That's good.

>>/520396/
Congrats on the new commo

>>/520398/
You should be able to pop in there before and after you get your jab.

>>/520398/
KFC gravy IV drip?

>>/520396/
You just have to give it up the last time. What sort of accommodation are you getting? A bigger caravan?

>>/520399/
Yeah
>>/520400/
Thanks
>>/520403/
Nah I’m getting a real room in a share house at first. Then I’ll move out of there in a week or so and move into my own unit

>>/520393/
Plastic surgeons win duh. Sometimes journalists win if they are able to sell more vapid clickbait articles to morons. Pretty much everyone else breaks even.

>>/520404/
A proper house unit, or a flat? I've lived in flats on my own ever since leaving home, can't say I miss houses.

>>/520396/
Good to hear m8

>>/520392/
Good morning NEET.

>>/520406/
I actually don’t know much about it right now. Just that it should have a bathroom and a kitchen.

>>/520407/
Thanks

>>/520373/
> Post Traumatic Down Syndrome
That could be what I have.

Morning bros

>>/520396/
> I got accomodation starting Monday.
Well done NEET. Good luck.

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Good morning NEETs.

Happy Birthday Weber.

>>/520415/
A Big happy birthday to our webby.
I hope he has a nice day and treats himself.

>>/520414/
Thanks neet

>>/520410/
What are you going to do with your caravan?

>>/520418/
Maybe if that homeless neet who used to post here years ago comes back he can live in the caravan, and the cycle continues.

>>/520416/
Big treats.

>>/520419/
> that homeless neet 
He is still here. He has a home now and eats beans all the time.

>>/520421/
Is that bean neet? What happened to his american gf?

>>/520422/
Honestly with all his BEAN induced flatulence and capitalisation, maybe it's better that he doesn't live anywhere indoors.

The northman is out on bit torrent. Dunno if I want it or not.

>>/520424/
I don't like the look of it. It is too dark. All movies look too dark these days.

>>/520425/
Yeah, need to get some night vision goggles to watch them properly.

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Didn't buy much. Had a tight budget of 37 dollars. This lot cam to just over 30.

>>/520422/
> What happened to his american gf?
I don't know. If she saw him wanking the poo she probably left in disgust.

>>/520418/
The first place I’m going to is going to let me store my caravan there. The permanent place I don’t know yet. I might have to sell the caravan.

>>/520428/
Girls were a mistake.

>>/520429/
> I might have to sell the caravan.
How much do you reckon its worth?
Can you store it at mum's?

>>/520429/
Was this all through the public housing system? If so, it's working better than I've heard.

Kicking myself for not going back in and grabbing that half-price pack of beef burger patties.

>>/520434/
The regret will haunt you the rest of your life.

>>/520433/
> cool
Yeah, nah

>>/520436/
It is his own perception of himself. He has severe mental illness.

Concerned I may have nits or lice or something.

>>/520438/
Is your scalp hygiene poor?

>>/520439/
I shampoo once a week. What else am I meant to do? Like, nits are something little kids get so I haven't thought about it for ages.

>>/520440/
Have you seen any critters, or is your scalp just itchy?

>>/520427/

Cashed up neet.

Knock knock knockin on nuro's workshop door

At. 2. A. M.

>>/520427/
Are those home brand soft drinks any good?

>>/520443/
Not funny. He's trying to sleep.

>>/520441/
I've sometimes noticed bites or sores or something for a long time. and I do sometimes get bites on my neck and other places. I didn't think much of it - like maybe they were mosquito bites, or because I do a fair bit of walking and sitting outside they might be ant bites...but maybe my hygiene's not as good as it could be.

>>/520396/
How long did you win for?

>>/520438/
The itching is usually the give away, you can buy a lice comb from the pharmacy for a few bucks to make sure one way or another.
Just use conditioner and comb your hair through.

>>/520431/
I bought it for 4000 but there’s two holes in it now so it’s probably worth less than that now.
I might be able to store it at mums. Probably not though.
>>/520432/
Yeah it was. The first place I’m moving to is ndis funded and partially paid by me. It’s supposed to be 280 a week but I’m only paying 50 a week there. The second place is 30% of my income and I guess plus bills

>>/520447/
I gave up smoking for like one night. 
Almost immediately bought more early in the morning

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/fate-decided-for-supercheap-auto-employee-who-stopped-alleged-pram-thief/news-story/2fe07759a344906f9c1fc82a65ca1054
what a pack of arseholes
I'll visit Autobarn as a first choice from now on.

>>/520448/
Thinking of clipping my hair down to a few mm. I should probably replace my bedding as well. Dunno what to do about my mattress, can't afford a new one.

waiting on another covid test.
Hysterical vaxxies demand I take one whenever I go see them.
In their mind being unvaccinated and having covid is the same thing.
These people are so shit scared they rarely even leave teir house, and most of the steps they take to stop covid are more akin to holy water than anything else.

Bad home calls come in all varieties.

>>/520450/
kek.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10811811/Pauline-Hanson-demands-chemical-castration-paedophiles.html

>>/520452/
Just comb your hair with conditioner and a lice comb first, you may find you don't have lice at all.

Butting your sheets and dona covers through the wash wouldn't be a bad idea generally

Absolute clusterfuck getting the vax.
Got called 40 minutes after my alloted time only to discover that was a pre-screening with a doctor, I then had to go and take a number at the nurses station.

>>/520449/
> there’s two holes in it now
How did that happen?

>>/520450/
Oh NEET.

>>/520458/
I forgot to put the latches down when I moved it so a bunch of wind caught it and made it expand like a parachute and tore holes in it

>>/520451/
That is a very common policy throughout all businesses.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10810479/Priest-runs-Brazilian-church-robbery-suspect-officiated-wedding.html

>>/520461/
Doesn't make it right.
They should be allowed to take whatever steps they deem necessary up to and including killing thieves.

>>/520462/
It's good to see a Christian leader actually doing something the Good Book allows for (maiming/killing thieves) for a change.

How likely is a barber/hairdresser to spot that you have lice in your hair? I can't ever remember them mentioning that they suspect I have a problem.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/it-is-no-longer-okay-to-call-a-man-is-bald-according-to-a-tribunal/news-story/139305c92688af3ff5d0eaf4e359385f
> A tribunal has found that commenting on a man’s baldness is like discussing the size of a woman’s breasts.
Just need to make height off limits and I can start suing women for all they've got.

>>/520465/
I imagine they would tell you.
I imagine they would also clipper your hair back to 1 or 0, sell you some bug killer, and tell you to wash your clothes and bedding immediately.

>>/520444/
The coke is alright, different to Coca-cola like with Pepsi but you can still taste the cola. Like it's Coca-cola but yet it isn't at the same time. You still with me?

Never tried that raspberry.
I'll let ya know.

>>/520467/
Ok, maybe I don't have hair lice. But something's been biting me dammit.

>>/520469/
Wash (or change) your bedding if it's practical.

>>/520466/
The Manlet fears the Debicki

>>/520471/
Women should not be big and tall. They should be short and petite.

>>/520451/
Was there a babby in the pram though? Probably not.

“You can have the f***ing rotor mate.”

What's the bet that rotor was for a Commodore?

>>/520473/
> Was there a babby in the pram though? Probably not.
There was nothign in the pram except stolen goods.

>>/520474/
They also do it fake pregnancy bumps that are hollow that they can fill with goods.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WDb8ute4lQs 

>>/520475/
Possum fills his pouch with stolen goods.

>>/520063/
> Just stocked up on Yearling Rump Steak,Yearling Boneless Sirloin Steak and chicken and some pork chops and bacon all about 2kg each

The bacon I got from a local butcher recently was very nice. But almost 30 bucks a kilo. 2 rashers was nearly 5 bucks. And they had those white circular bits of cartiledge I haven't seen on supermarket bacon in years. Hated it as a kid but this time I munched through them with delight!

>>/520478/
> white circular bits of cartiledge
'pigs teeth'

>>/520424/
Wasn't a NEET seeing this in the cinema the other night? Did they post a review?

Does no-one have any sympathy for the auto parts thief?
When you're on cenno with no savings, a car repair can be more than you can afford.
And then once your car is out of action your life gets even worse.
So you send the pig-faced missus to a chain store to steal what you need for a diy home fix.

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Habby Birthday Webboig !

>>/520481/
They got money for booze and fags though right?

> I wonder if webby will be mad enough to hit on another kfc qt today

>>/520415/
>>/520416/
>>/520482/
Thank you.

>>/520484/
My days of expressing interest in women are over.

>>/520483/
As NEETs know, those are necessities.

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kek. you can see the reflection of the workshop ceiling insulation in the oven lid

>>/520481/
A lot of people that steal a lot of shit like are doing it for drugs as they sell it for 1/3 the price.

AIN'T THAT FRESH

>>/520487/
A big discovery, detective NEET.

>>/520489/
Steaming?

>>/520487/
Why would i want to pay to stay at Noosa in this weather ? Besides im going to Brisbane tomorrow.

>>/520476/https://youtube.com/watch?v=qKA14aPrtn4 

HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?

>>/520494/
What happens when another nemesis takes his place?

>>/520488/
One rotor is oddly specific though, as if she really needed it. Or one of her many kids dads needed it...

>>/520488/
I don't know if there is a big market for what she was stealing. Some sort of rotor? Was probably specific to one model of car.

>>/520427/
WOW SO YOU FIVE DOLLARS LEFT IN YOUR ACCOUNT ?

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>>/520492/
lol, not if the Bruce is flooded.

>>/520496/
>>/520497/
I could be wrong, but the stealers I heard of through family used to come by each shift with new goods always 1/3 of the price. Always wanting more money, asking if you want a specific good that could bring in $$$

>>/520494/
>>/520498/
Nuro you need to stop making these sorts of posts.
You are embarrassing yourself and harming your reputation for basedness.

>>/520495/
we will have a few weeks of peace until some other faggot decides to move up to the sunny coast

>>/520498/
FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES there's 7(seven) dollarydoos in the piggy.

>>/520502/
my post quality will increase when i can chill at the work computer again

phone posting is so sporadic and makes me angry because i cant access my well collated meme database(d)

>>/520502/
I don't mind the bank account shit but wishing for me to drown is crossing a line. But hey whaddyagonnado it's numo, panshitter and pillbrain.

>>/520506/
Buro is a habitual line crosser.

>>/520505/
> my post quality will increase when i can chill at the work computer again
You only have yourself to blame for your work ip getting banned. Your behavior and posting has been woeful for a long time.

>>/520506/
No-one feels sorry for you.
We are just concerned about Nuro's image.

>>/520509/
I feel sorry for stanners.

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>>/520500/

Good things cum to those who wank

Was there a decent reason given for Nuro's work IP ban?
From what I can gather Shiban banned him just because he felt like it and maybe because he believed in the conspiracy theory about Nuro being several different people.

>>/520513/
The Hun does as he wills, and the bicycle repairman suffers as he must.

>>/520480/
That was me. Saw it with motherbot. Not bad, some good action and violence scenes. Had a mystical element to it that came off as slightly pretentious. We had free tickets, worth torrenting but I wouldn’t go to the movies for it.

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ALWAYS

>>/520516/
lol

>>/520513/
> conspiracy theory
Cunt was banned for SPAMMING that memeball image...

He's been SEETHING about it ever since. His latest BS about it is claiming it was all just a big mistake by the Big Fella. It was no mistake.

>>/520515/
How was AdA?

>>/520520/
ATJ I mean

>>/520519/
heading into chonky territory

> chill at the work computer again 

I thought he had 4 ISPs and hacked into his neighbours wifi?

>>/520427/
Nice haul.

>>/520523/
Elite hackers like nuro are too well disciplined to do anything from their place of legal employment.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rrstLVpJNik 

>>/520396/
What brand?

I don't see how it is fair that Nuro is banned but IGA can just post whenever he likes.

>>/520528/
What did IGA do?

>>/520476/
>>/520493/
I once met a wheelchair NEET who was a master of the partial arts.
He told me he would back me up in a street fight, which was awkward because I assumed some element of reciprocity was expected.

Maybe the noosa pad has a Michelin kitchen

>>/520527/
Bond street reds

>>/520532/
cashed up neet

>>/520531/
> a Michelin kitchen
An old bike wheel over a burning michelin tire.

>>/520532/
How long are they going to last?

>>/520529/
All the doxxing.

>>/520530/
He probably would've settled for a handie.

>>/520536/
BO would have permabanned him if there was any evidence or indication it was him.

>>/520530/
> wheelchair NEET who was a master of the partial arts
well bantered

>>/520536/
There is another neet doing that too. Lifeline neet I assume

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wq6rpVMcyas 

>>/520538/
lol

>>/520540/
Sure there is. Or maybe it was aliens. That seems plausible.

>>/520524/
Thanks

>>/520535/
Maybe 3 days at best

>>/520536/
yawn. fuck off. I've stated too many times that numpty numo doxxes himself as it loves the attention.

Also I wasn't the person posting all the brisbane bike shop/Harry shit. Let that sink in.

>>/520533/
Actually I’m broke now from buying those

>>/520547/
How do you feel about joining the new handies-for-the-dole scheme that max is running?

>>/520546/
> doxxes himself
Then you should have left him to it. There would have been no need for you to make your contribution.

Took covid test, as expected no covid.
Vaxxies now demanding I take a SECOND test to be sure.

Somewhere out there is a merchant who has a lot to answer for.

>>/520548/
Exciting. So I get handjobs for dole money?

>>/520551/
...almost

Wonder how Weber's birthday is going

>>/520553/
Betting he was such a big spender at KFC that the qt's there started flirting with him, but he resolutely stuck to his vow not to be interested in them, and that only got them more excited.

>>/520549/
If an idiot behaves like an idiot, is it not natural for those around to call out said idiot?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-11/bachelors-and-spinsters-balls-regulatory-decline-unique/101052670

>>/520553/
Just sitting here.

>>/520555/
Fuck off

>>/520557/
Based.

>>/520557/
Will you treat yourself to some nice booze and food soon?

Garn melburn

>>/520557/
Me too. It's kinda draining.

I voted today.

>>/520561/
Still on the wagon?

>>/520561/
Too soon.

>>/520563/
Did you get a sausage?

>>/520566/
no :(

>>/520561/
Then do what?

>>/520563/
Did you vote for clive, or are you still holding out for a text?

Coughing up green phlegm and blowing green snot out of my nose. Going to make another cup of honey and lemon tea soon.

Will monk stay on the wagon over the weekend?

>>/520570/
Get a bat aids test?

>>/520569/
I unironically voted for the boong party.

>>/520572/
Yeah, apparently they give those out with cough syrup. Came back negative.

>>/520560/
Probably not.

>>/520570/
Wise NEET

>>/520563/
Who did you vote for m8?

Hunting Bloodsworn doomsayers.

>>/520573/
The ALP?

>>/520571/
>>/520575/

>>/520571/
The magic 8 ball says LOL

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>>/520579/
>>/520577/
https://www.indigenouspartyofaustralia.com/
Pretty sure it was these fellas.

>>/520578/
> Hunting Bloodsworn doomsayers.
At the neet compound we will register this as a political party with the AEC

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Happy birthday Weber

>>/520564/
You bet. Steady on

So what time are the films on?

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>>/520582/
Based

>>/520584/
Well memed.

>>/520586/
I wanted to start early, so we could get through several moofies, but I don't know what shibs is doing. He may have to sleep, or eat breakfast or work or whatever he does.

>>/520584/
Thank you. That is a nice cake.

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>>/520587/
YES!!

>>/520589/
Has he not announced it yet? I was looking and couldn't find it but I assumed that was just because I'm a boong.

>>/520575/
Are you on a diet or feeling depressed again?

Might go for a nice little neet walk. Hopefully the moofie doesn't start for a while.

>>/520567/
What about a pie from Clive?

>>/520593/
I had a zinger combo for lunch. Feeling like a bit of a sad sack.

If the crypto market crashes, we're  finally gonna be able to afford gpus again.

>>/520570/
Goodbye neet.

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>>/520582/