/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Woe

>>/524241/
A thread dedicated just to my addiction. I'm touched.

ANNIE ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK ANNIE?

>>/524272/
Alien Spider Farm

>>/524270/
I'm down to a quarter dexie every 36 hours. Hopefully be quit with a few more days.

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time2''neet'

>>/524270/
Many NEETs have addiction issue/s, but you are among the few NEETs to rise past it. We should celebrate the achievement to continue to inspire the other NEETs.

>>/524276/
Somebody jizzed in your lunch, NEET.

>>/524276/
What sauces did you get?

>>/524276/
$29 for 12 cans of mid-strength seppo beer, fark

>>/524280/
$15 for a sixpack, pretty standard

>>/524249/
Well fuck me now I gotta go vote tomorrow when it will be the most busy. FML.

>>/524257/
> I assume
You assume correct. Over a period of about a month 3 contractors were supposed to fix it. First came then said he couldn't do it as he didn't have the appropriate gas worker licence or something. 2nd cunt said he'd come but never did after a couple weeks. At this point I queried the dumb bitch realo who casually told me I should call the company. Sent the breach notice the same day. Imagine being an uppity real estate agent and some lowly renter sends YOU a breach notice. Abslutely hammered her ego.

>>/524258/
Caught anything decent lately?

>>/524264/
> armed and ready to kill.
and end up in jail for a decade

>>/524281/
yeah but it's light beer
even dog shit like vb is 1.4 standards

>>/524280/
I thought it was going to expensive. He is a cashedUpNEET.

>>/524276/
> 12 pack of beer
Monk! No!

>>/524282/
> Caught anything decent lately?
nope

> and end up in jail for a decade
Not here.
And even if that weren't the case, it's better to be tried by twelve than carried by six etc.

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>>/524287/

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/bombshell-development-in-craig-mclachlan-defamation-case/news-story/9409a4d5bc2535754aac230c171f05a2

DEFAMATE MY ARSE

>>/524282/
> Imagine being an uppity real estate agent and some lowly renter sends YOU a breach notice.
I was once in an employment situation when a gas/hot water plumber told me the electricity was switched off for a water heater. I then drained water from the sump around the heater as it was dripping into my workspace. I was later told the exposed electricity wires were still live. I doubt they had a breaker given how old the place was. 

Not handling maintenance issues in the workplace is a valid complaint. She should have handled it better, you did good NEET.

Wish I could go sip some opium tea and listen to nick cave with my boy cruisey on the north african coast instead of worrying about my life below the poverty line

>>/524287/
kek

>>/524289/
Now it makes the situation even worse for him.

Roast has been cooking for 2 hours on low, covered. Got the roast uncovered and oven grill cranked to caramelize the pineapple.

Possum once wrote a musical about a transvestite mad scientist who created a frankenstein monster gay sex toy. Although universally slammed by the critics, it turned out to be a huge cult hit with audiences.

>>/524279/
sweat&sour and sour cream
>>/524280/
yeah could've bought a slab for cheaper. only bought it because I saw people on youtube drinking it

>>/524294/
Yes, at this point he should have just seen the trial through.

>>/524295/
It is making me hungry.

>>/524297/
> only bought it because I saw people on youtube drinking it
bro

>>/524296/
Was another NEET involved in the music development?

>>/524300/
what? I want to feel american

>>/524302/
CRINGE

>>/524303/
u poors

Leavnig for work in 15 minutes. Agitated. Angry. Restless. 
Will get home at 11 and feel like I've wasted the day. 
Pacing around as the venetians berate me

>>/524305/
> Will get home at 11
In 10 hours?

>>/524305/
> Will get home at 11 and feel like I've wasted the day. 
Have you started a routine for work, as the first few weeks can be absolutely draining?

> Pacing around as the venetians berate me
Get it all out before you leave.

>>/524306/
Yeah, 8 hours + 1.5h commute 

>>/524307/
> Have you started a routine for work
I wake up at around 8:30 but I find it hard to be productive during the day because I'm watching the clock and dreading work

>>/524306/
Oh, I thought you meant leaving work
Arvo shifts are gay

>>/524305/
Beat the flip

>>/524308/
> 1.5h commute
each way? fark

>>/524311/
Nah he must mean 45min

>>/524311/
Total

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/coles-reveals-bizarre-reason-why-skinless-onions-are-sold-in-wa/news-story/6597679495757992a8a966bde25c48fa

>>/524305/
Drink some tea on your breaks to help calm yourself emotionally. Stay clear of coffee or energy drinks.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU WEBER

>>/524316/
Ok. Thank you, NEET.

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>>/524305/
You'll be back in lockdown before you know it.

#fishandchips

Watching a meth addict stand in the middle of the road blocking traffic.

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>>/524299/

>>/524321/
Yummo.

Will  you have anything else with it that is not shown?

> pineapple
ugh

>>/524321/
looks alright innit

https://www.smh.com.au/national/warrant-issued-for-the-arrest-of-blogger-shane-dowling-20210905-p58ozg.html
ol' Shane's a legend
> Justice Helen Wilson, who described Dowling as “zealot, and one who is legally uninformed and factually deluded”, jailed him for 13 months for three acts of contempt, one of which was stating in a “loud and aggressive” manner in a packed courtroom that the presiding registrar was a “known bribe taker and paedophile ... that means you rape children”.

>>/524322/
Yeah about 2 litres of goon

>>/524326/
😛

>>/524327/
does anybody else end up with a scroll bar in this dingus' post?
he did it the other day too

Old GregO has become so lame. Rarely does anything original. It's all product reviews. But not surprising considering he once said he was partly jewish.

>>/524328/
I'm the person he replied to. and yes I noticed it the other day. Very strange.

>>/524318/
Looking forwards to it. Closed borders are our only hope.

>>/524321/
Looks good.

>>/524329/
He is quite annoying. I never understood NEETs like for him.

>>/524197/
I'm the neet with the home theatre (it's detached from the house, used to be double car garage) which is where they broke into they only took one of the 4k players and an old center speaker and a few cheap tools, all up about $500 worth I guess, considering they could have cleaned the place out there is about 9k just in speakers, plus the rest of it.
>>/524199/
neet with the home theatre 
>>/524203/
Have been busy cleaning up glass etc and we have removed the old door and my mate met up with someone he knows that is a builder and has organized him to install the new door today when it gets delivered, and the local mens shed is cutting it to size and installing the locks and handles onto it.
I now have multiple movement detectors inside so I should know if anyone else gets in there.
> You need to take these tasks step-by-step and most importantly trying to make more and more steps over time
after decades of slowly going backwards despite all the drugs the Dr's prescribe and years of seeing a psychologist I gave up.

>>/524328/
Yes, it didn't show up on Chrome when I viewed the board though.

>>/524334/
> all up about $500 worth I guess
Still not good.

> cleaned the place out there is about 9k just in speakers, plus the rest of it.
A positive side in a bad situation.

> I now have multiple movement detectors inside so I should know if anyone else gets in there.
Good to hear.

Just rocked up to the pad. The rain should drown out most of the industrial noise. Goon night.

>>/524337/
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

lower alcohol content beer means you don't have to drink water

Is it possible to create a board where only neets with accounts can post, but stil have anonymous (to the users) posting?

having a pineapple mondster

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Bunch of slack jawed day drinking faggots in this thread.

I wonder if anybody has ever paid a hooker to do doggy style and then surreptitiously super-glued her anus shut. It's only $2 a tube.

>>/524343/
This goon and codeine will make you a god-damn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like nuro

>>/524342/
Never forgave him for throwing away his marriage for that floozy receptionist.
She was hot but he had a good woman at home.

>>/524345/
That's our boy.

>>/524346/
Oh I thought it was Monk

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Does chewing tobacco actually increase your sexual stamina?

>>/524349/
What an odd query.
Are you lacking sexual stamina?

>>/524349/
I have no idea.
I'm reasonably sure women don't like guys walking around spitting out stinky gobs of tobacco juice though, so that might negate the advantages.

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>>/524350/
I was asking for my friend.

Did Weber ever tell us the result of his RAT?

>>/524353/
I've had 4 of the fucking things so far. And no, nobody cares.

I posted my postal vote today.
I literally walked past a pre-poll voting centre to put it in the letter box which was a slight irony.
No-one outside offered me a how to vote card as I walked past. They could tell I was a mentally deranged NEET who was too dangerous to talk to.

>>/524354/
Post the results please.

>>/524343/
So busy. Barely ever here

A FUCKING MERIDA

>>/524358/
You couldn't afford anything there, boy.

>>/524359/
Um it’s Friday night incel 
>>/524360/
You do know Merida makes the frames for specialised ??
 >>/524361/
Sure thing buster GOAD harder.

>>/524362/
> Sure thing buster GOAD harder.
I'm not a buster. I couldn't afford anything there though.

Are any kinds of meat still cheap? Thinking about shopping tomorrow.

>>/524362/
> You do know Merida makes the frames for specialised ??
All chinese shit, that's why I ride Japanese steel.

>>/524365/
Hatori Hanzo Signature Edition Eeb

>>/524366/
> Eeb
eeeeewwwww my legs actually work and don't fracture

>>/524364/
Schnitty is cheap
What kind of meat?

>>/524368/
> What kind of meat?
That's what I was asking.

Another exec snaffled all the remaining Apple turnovers at Woolies this afternoon.
He was right in front of me, I saw him do it. He took three, the fat pig.
I had to get some jam and cream shitbuns instead and they were not up to standard.

>>/524364/
In my experience pork is the only meat which has not increased in price.
Leg, shoulder and loin still good prices.

>>/524371/
Which is odd, because they were saying pigs were spreading that encephalitis thingo a couple of months ago

>>/524370/
You should have fought him.

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>>/524363/
GOOD

>>/524374/
Good that I'm not a buster or good that I can't afford any LV stuff?

>>/524373/
He is lucky I did not see him in the car park after.

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fucking keke

>>/524377/
lol

I went through a manned checkout instead of the self serve today. It had been a long time since I had done that.
The woman packed everything wrong. I need the refrigerated and frozen items kept separate please. It is just common sense.

Another attention-seeking disaster from Nuro, and it is jut going to get worse.

>>/524379/
Which supermarket? Bet is was Coles, hope it wasn't IGA

>>/524381/
It was woolies.
Also there is no reason to leave a 3 pack of paper towels out. They can very easily go into a bag.

>>/524379/
Motherbat puts everything on the conveyer in the order she wants it packed and gets VERY annoyed if they waiver from this.

>>/524380/
In his mind it's always a win and the show goes on.

>>/524383/
She is a woman of strong mind and firm convictions.

just letting you retards know that there is a new virus called the monkeypox (smallpox) and it's 100% a kike scheme, if you dont want to get another vaccine for another gay plague then buy a purple pitcher plant because its good for treating smallpox apparently, (VERY limited quantity in aus).
i already ordered mine.

>>/524385/
Pure femdomme. Has your mummybot shaped your sexuality?

>>/524386/
I thought we were all smallpox vaxed as infants. May have even had a booster about 10 years back when I got other things boostered.

>>/524387/
There are rules against doxing other posters. Stop it.

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Garn troll some inner city poling stations with infowars memes.

>>/524391/
The laws are quiet strict about campaigning on ellection day, there are specific restrictions against things like being a certain distance from the booths, yelling or using speakers where people lining up can hear them, intimidating or harassing voters.

AEC can get instant injunctions issued by a judge to warrant arrest.

T. voltaire

>>/524391/
I trust you have some alex jones how-to-vote cards to give out?

At first I was impressed with the auspost’s evening deliveries and text messages with a 2 hour window, but I’m not so impressed with the 6.25pm prediction for tonight. It means I can’t go out for dinner or to the club if I wanted to. And if they started their route at 6am instead of 9.30 or 10am none of this would be necessary.

>>/524394/
> a 2 hour window
I thought this was a good innovation.

> 6.25pm 
I did not know they delivered that late. I have never had anything come after 3pm.

>>/524396/
I just came then, in a Budget rent-a-van which was even more confusing.

>>/524397/
Pajeet driver?

Now that I deleted and banned for it, I have to interject for a moment. I really don't want to listen Nuro how we have to protect his identity, when he was the two brain celled who doxx himself carelessly. He was the one who made data public, where anyone had access (and the wrong person also had) to it. We can't ban all the IPs of the internet to stop someone posting from a thing he made public. We can't sit here all day waiting for new posts to delete.
I'm asking the one to stop posting it. I can't force him, and definitely won't sit around.
We also have no responsibility in the first place, and in this case especially not.

>>/524400/
I understand. You're not Nuro's lapdog like he likes to believe.

>>/524399/
Nah, white sheila.

>>/524400/
This is on Discord yeah?

>>/524402/
> sheila
I have never even seen a female delivery driver or postie.

>>/524400/
> when he was the two brain celled who doxx himself carelessly
Better NEETs than Nuro have made similar mistakes.

>>/524404/
I know a female ubereats driver. Not sure she can read a map though.

Double Dare down the hatch.
I think it might be getting too cold to be drinking cold drinks now.
My body temp has plummeted.

>>/524401/
If he paid me liek 1000 $ a month (plus health insurance, plus retirement fund) I might be willing to sit here 8 hours a day deleting the stuff. For the rest 16 hours I might find another two person to do it for same wage.

>>/524403/
What Discord?

>>/524405/
Such is life.
But one doesn't post personal shit, when knows someone stalks him.

>>/524405/
Yes. I have.
The trick is not to have made such an ass of yourself previously so as to have your mistake weaponised.

>>/524407/
> My body temp has plummeted.
Feeling it in Radelaide atm

>>/524409/
Or to be a name/flagfag

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I wish she wouldn't watch so much TV news.

The NEETs who give the most of themselves to the gen are the ones who will always skirt closest to being doxable.
It is not something to be discouraged.
It is the nameless hiding NEETs who should be ashamed.

>>/524411/
That doesn't give you the right to expose anyone.

>>/524412/
I love reading these chats.

>>/524412/
> pussy blisters
lol

>>/524413/
Problem is one doxxes himself, then reeeee at us to take care of his mess.

>>/524414/
im going to expose your asshole to my cock

>>/524413/
lol fuckoff all the namefags are well fags

>>/524414/
But it enables one to do so.

>>/524413/
By that metric Nuro has given the most to the gen.

>>/524413/
I'm ashamed of being a failure. I'm not really ashamed that I haven't posted 15 million pictures of my bike to the gen. And it's the same fucking bike right? In the same places?
t. nameless neet

>>/524422/
> nameless neet
You can be Purple T from now on

Listening to HardRadio these days. It seems their shit goes on loop. Not sure how frequently they change the playlist. This is one of the songs:
https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=CqOvc6dClaQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=CqOvc6dClaQ 
To be honest one of the better covers I heard. I don't like covers which just servile copy of the original.

>>/524423/
Fuck off. When I'm ready to have a neet name I'll tell the rest of you what it is.

>>/524425/
arseholeNEET

>>/524420/
True, it does. But every time it happens, it just reinforces to NEETs not to post photographs or be extremely careful what images they post.

>>/524400/
I'm gonna jiggy jig you ban boy

Back is absolutely killing me. Almost wanna walk out. Upper back muscle spasms and low back pain.
Desire to goon

>>/524429/
See it through, Monk.
No booze.

>>/524414/
>>/524427/
This is an imageboard. Not a hugbox.
Don't have to be paranoid, but don't suppose everyone is your friend.

>>/524429/
Stick at it m8. It will get easier over time.

>>/524428/
> jiggy jig
> indonesian slang for sex
> An Indo-English phrase originating from the culturally soaked island of Bali, Indonesia. The phrase "Jiggy-Jig" refers to the brand most often purchased by tourists on the island.

>>/524432/
No it won't. Scoliosis is hard

>>/524429/
If I hand't had done my month or so of weights before factory waging I would've been fucked

>>/524434/
Monk doesn't have scoliosis. That's a mong disease that Cruisey would have.

>>/524436/
We both have it

Monk's body is stiff and unused to labour after his long period of sitting on his arse doing nothing.
His scoliosis will not cure itself, but his body and muscles will adapt to his new work in time.
It will become more manageable. Just stick with it.

scoliosis is a disease not a condition

>>/524438/
There is one cure: work.

>>/524438/
I'm fearful he might start drinking again.

>>/524441/
He has always just been looking for an excuse.

>>/524441/
I hope he does start again so I can stop. Equilibrium.

>>/524443/
> Equilibrium
A fine moofie

Do you think the Double Dare would still taste good if I poured it into a mug and heated it up in the microwave?

>>/524445/
nope

>>/524445/
Be sure to wrap some paper towels around it first

>>/524445/
start drinking kilkenny, it'll warm you up!

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Hey there neets, Hows the alcohol misuse disorders going? I had a cunt of a week getting bullied, writing code with a glitching editor and debugging the monkey AIDS the last idiots wrote into the poor mainframe, even stuffed up the friday knock off bugle call somehow. If I was a NEET like (You) I'd be deep in a cup of goon but because I'm N.S. I just deal with it because I'm hard as Iron. Keeping my game strong and I lit the fire when I got back home. Having the furst of the new pixxas and a cup of tea. Soon I wont be able to see my own breath then I'll have a hot bath then I'll go to bed early so I can code all day tomorrow, lift weights and read Mein Kampf. 
Next week. bye.

>>/524449/
fuckoff back to 16 schizo

>>/524449/
Good to see you checking in with us Tiffo.

>>/524452/
only because he nuked his own board and it's dead

Dunno why you guys dislike tiffin so much, would gladly swap him and iga at this point

>>/524449/
Looks like a good feed.

>>/524454/
he's a faggot jannie

>>/524454/
we may as well include nuro in the swap deal as well

>>/524449/
Looks like wog food there m8. Why aren't you eating beef, like a true englishman?

imagine coming here to get social validation from (you)s because your board is dead
truly pathetic

>>/524453/
He gambled everything on a name change to try and attract what he thought would be a stream of exiles from 4chan /aus/pol. He thought 4chan was going to get blocked in Australia when the e-safety shit came into effect.

He gambled and lost.

>>/524457/
We'll throw in 10k at no extra cost. I'm certain tiffin has more girth. Also that faggot who keeps making one word quote replies. He can go too.

>>/524460/
he killed his board before he even did that with his schizo accusations

I hadn't even heard of e-safety. Man I suck.

>>/524462/
> He can go too.
why

>>/524463/
He has serious mental illness.

>>/524466/
In the same vain as Nuro.

>>/524467/
Nuro is blighted by extreme narcissism.
Tiffin has paranoid schizophrenia.

>>/524468/
So there is no mainframe coding job?

>>/524468/
> Nuro is blighted by extreme narcissism.
If you've ever visited 16 for any extended period of time Tifaggot is the same.

>>/524439/
> disease
Is it like asthma?

Asthma isn't real.

> replace lancia with falcon
> replace beach with bush

>>/524470/
Nah Tiffin is okay.

>>/524474/
yeah I agree

>>/524474/
>>/524475/
No he is not. You probably think the BO is okay.

I think Cruisey’s misso delivered my quarter chicken and chips.

>>/524476/
You sound like a NEET from a bad home.

>>/524477/
Did you tip her?

>>/524478/
Shit meme. I came from a good home but still came out bad. Go figure.

The BO is gay and that is okay in his mind

>>/524479/
I gave her a tenner and told her to slip it to Dave when Cruisey isn’t looking

>>/524482/
Good man.

>>/524481/
Are you insecure about your sexuality?Is that why you keep bringing out the faggot card?

>>/524477/
Nice arse on her?

Friday nights always make me a little bit sad

>>/524485/
It wasn’t bad. She had those fitness leggings on

>>/524484/
Like clockwork.

>>/524482/
That was nice of you.

>>/524379/
I also did this last week and the lady seemed angry at the very idea that a customer would want their items scanned and bagged. It was yet another reminder that machines are better than wagies.

>>/524488/
>>/524488/

Got pretty choof'd earlier. 
A client asked for a shift last minute, and no workers were available. 
Still feel a bit munted, got a southern belle on the way.
Sitting in the motel area of a dodgy pub.

>>/524491/
I consider that me winning. Thankyou.

>>/524492/
> Sitting in the motel area of a dodgy pub
Seedy choofhead lyfe.

>>/524492/
Rose & Crown?

>>/524493/
Me too. What's not said is often as equally valuable as what is said.

Having a water and then a nice early night

>>/524498/
Spooky, you could even say >>/524488/

>>/524499/
Good NEET.

>>/524499/
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

>>/524501/
kek

>>/524499/
Night m8

>>/524502/
>>/524503/
>>/524505/
Thank you, friends

>>/524486/
Don't worry neet, someday we'll be dead, then we won't be wasting our lives anymore.

>>/524499/
what time do early bird neets wake up?

The early bird NEET rises with the sun.

>>/524507/
I like this posts sentiment, hard hitting and truthful.

>>/524510/
Food for thought.

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>>/524511/
Of which I've eaten rather a lot.

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>>/524512/

>>/524513/
That's actually me.

>>/524507/
What if Helen was a reincarnated NEET and Cruisey effectively killed that NEET a second time?

>>/524508/
4am

Shit one of my go-to wanks has died
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/legendary-aussie-tv-veteran-caroline-jones-dies/news-story/027b8abcb1869a97ad32b0fc76aba359

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>>/524517/

>>/524518/
she had a sensual voice too

>>/524518/
One cbt session with her, and you'll never have another >tfw post in you ever.

What's gonna happen in the election tomorrow neets? Hung parliament? A shock victory by alex jones?

>>/524521/
bookies are calling abbo

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>>/524522/

>>/524520/
What's her rate?

*was

>>/524521/
Comfortable Labor majority.

>>/524524/
Well m8, she's dead...so that always costs extra in my experience

Kinda missing last week's friday the 13th moofie session. Was considerably more fun than the usual N/IGA dramas and >tfw that fills up friday night here.

>>/524528/
well whatever you do, don't turn the telly on tomorrow night

I've had a pretty good and productive day today. I am a bit concerned about voting tomorrow as the (old) address on my photo id doesn't align with my (current) address with the AEC. Got hit unexpectedly by some no gf feels. Horrible.

>>/524530/
You don't have to show ID to vote. Just say your name and give the address you are enrolled at.

>>/524530/
> no gf feels.
You've got to get over that shit NEET.

>>/524531/
That always seemed like it would be easy to cheat

I don't think I can resist picking up a goon on the way home

>>/524532/
I want to but I can't quite shake those feelings. I've gotten better at managing the feels though. I've sort of come to terms with the fact that I'm a late bloomer or just a dud and so I don't feel like I'm in any rush.
>>/524531/
Does it work that way even for the federal election? I looked on the AEC website and they didn't say anything about needing ID.

>>/524492/
Cruisey sitting half off his face in a dingy motel sounds kind of cinematic. 
>>/524501/
This made me think of that old Mexican man in Breaking Bad.
14 degrees today in Shtibourne, it was an awfully long day today, the fact that I only got 3 hours of sleep last night didn't help, that NEET was on to something about staying away from the caffeine that late. Went and got a blood test earlier, the nurse was qt light-skinned poojeeta, cooked  a burger for dinner afterwards, it was very nice, might open a beer soon.

>>/524534/
> cheat
In what way?

> thinking about Natalia Poklonskaya

> 524533
Random coomer thot posting again.

>>/524535/
You have to resist. Think about how shit you will feel about yourself tomorrow if you get back on the goon.

>>/524536/
> Does it work that way even for the federal election? 
Yes. 100%

>>/524540/
Honestly still better than many ausneets posts

>>/524537/
Hi Spergo.
What are you being blood tested for?

>>/524535/
Monk! No!
>>/524537/
Evening spergo. Stay off the energy drinks tonight.

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>>/524539/
> Oh my god, 10k! You weren't lying about the girth!

>>/524540/
Fucking hell mate, I haven't even made my Olive post and you are already laying into me.

>>/524546/
I can't believe she still hasn't hit the wall

>>/524542/
Righto, I must've misremembered from the last one. Cheers mate. I guess they couldn't enforce it well otherwise with how many mongs there are that are even dumber than me.

>>/524547/
> I haven't even made my Olive post 
Have a good think about whether you should.

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>>/524548/
She just gets better with age.

>>/524550/
She has slowed right down with her posting and the quality has been quite poor over the last few months. I also can't be bothered digging through my archives for a suitable older Olive post. I'm thinking I might need to find a different e-girl to start shilling.

>>/524551/
She probably talks to nuro several times a day, and is unironically impressed by the lancia

>>/524552/
Submit your egirl choices to ausneets first - we will verify that they're actual girls this time.

>>/524535/
It's the weekend, go for it!

>>/524552/
Its a bloke m8.

>>/524555/
SaboteurNEET.

>>/524553/
> She
> talks to nuro 
Nuro said he hasn't had a woman smile at him in more than a decade. I seriously doubt he talks to women at all.

>>/524556/
Hot!

>>/524553/
> unironically impressed by the lancia
She wants to get smashed.

>>/524558/
But he's out in the community smashing pussy.

>>/524560/
Its got no air bags.

>>/524561/
Nuro is drowning in pussy. Day in day out.

>>/524343/
It would be much healthier to just pop so many pills you pass out, aye?

>>/524496/
Nah, was up near modbury.

>>/524562/
She won't be in the car but she'll be connected to it.

Is buro still homeless?

>>/524537/
It was, I had the windows down and the breeze was blowing though the window. 
Two young 20 something year olds were huddled by the gaming room entrance, I think sharing a toot.

>>/524567/
He is living in a disabled toilet.

>>/524568/
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE

>>/524569/
Fitting.

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Female roommate is back.

>>/524571/
He can just squeeze through the door.

>>/524565/
Bluegums?

>>/524569/
*the pad
Which some NEET is parked outside of.

>>/524572/
I like that you save the Pepes I post from time to time

>>/524521/
I think there might be a hung parliament.
>>/524532/
Yeah you have to kind to learn to power through the nogf feels, as nasty as they may sometimes be.
>>/524544/
Hey mate, how are you? I got the blood test because I've been getting these weird chest pains at times lately.
>>/524545/
Evening, just beer for me tonight.
You could almost write the first bit of a short story with the seen you're setting.
>>/524570/
toot, toot!

Nighty night NEETs.

>>/524578/
Good night NEET.

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>>/524492/
I'd be happy if (You) gave up the degeneracy and became a better version of yourself cruisey but that takes a supreme and sustained act of will which you dont posess. In your mind your just average and everyone here is just average, so why get off your knees when every other cunt is a full blown alco too. Thats why you are so keen on big jew daddy karl marx saying that everyone is equal and gets a hand out no matter how useless they are. Its like that shit is ideology written just for you, shit its even your fukn job.

>>/524577/
It’s good you got checked out spergo, better not play around with that. It’s probably nothing knowing your age and iirc you go to the gym. Could be some sort of reflux or gerd, which doesn’t always present typically.

>>/524535/
I’m sorry you had the setback with the old wage and that you are getting sore at the warehouse. Please stay strong. The situation you are maybe hard to bare at the moment but you have much more chance of getting out of you stay sober. Go for a cruise instead and get a feed.

>>/524572/
Are you friendly with her?
It’s good you have roommates, living alone can make some blokes a bit loopy.

I really need to start proof reading my posts.

Was there meant to be a moofie night?
I hope we haven’t upset Shiban.

>>/524583/
Oui.

Forget my recommendation for La Casa de Papel. It has gone to shit in the fifth season.

>>/524581/
Yeah, both me and the doctor agreed that it's probably nothing, knock on wood. My grandfather on my mum's side died of a heart attack at 43, so I want to be on the more cautious side of things with this stuff.

>>/524587/
> Forget my recommendation 
I already had.

>>/524588/
Fairo. If you want to play it real safe get a full cardiac workup every few years. A stress test on a treadmill will spot any significant coronary narrowing, a good gp will be more than happy to refer you for one( probably when you are getting close to 30) seeing you have an early cardiac death in your family.

>>/524589/
Good neet.

Neets left ITT, what are you up to?

>>/524592/
Not much. Im not a neet however

>>/524593/
Same but I still refer to everyone as such. Are you waging or studying?

>>/524594/
waging. Im the plant nursery wagie

>>/524595/
That sounds like a comfyish wage. I’m sure it can be hard work at times but hopefully it doesn’t get stressful. Was it an interest in plants and gardening that took you down that path?

>>/524592/
Just finished watching the footy.

>>/524595/
What requires such a late shift at the plant nursery?

>>/524597/
I am glad I have lived long enough to see Carlton not playing like dogshit. Are you a blues supporter?

Big Tex

>>/524599/
> Are you a blues supporter?
No. Are you the NEET who goes to games with his Dad?

>>/524585/
Nothing was specified.

>>/524600/
Is a bigot racist?
Jk. He was just born too late. If he had said that shit in the 00s or 90s no one would have cared. He is a gun forward. Says a lot about his character he has stayed with your crows.

>>/524596/
I have a general interest in the outdoors, but my parents like gardening. Its hard work sometimes, some days are easy. 
>>/524598/
I finished at 1pm today, 4pm Monday-Thursday.

>>/524602/
I can’t even remember what day is traditional movie night. I hope you will do one soonish. Last one was a small turnout of good neets which lead to a comfy chatting during the kino.

>>/524604/
It’s good they give you an early knock on fridays. Sounds like a decent roster lifestyle wise.

I haven’t had any Indian for quite a while. Could gar a butter chicken (mild) with some saffron rice, onion bhajis and a garlic naan or two.https://youtube.com/watch?v=3pBUOMlNgy0 

Posso and cruisey trying to sort Christmas lunch.https://youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k 

>>/524608/
Which is which?

>>/524609/
Cruisey is Jeremy and posso is mark.

>>/524607/
>>/524608/
I dislike whiny English gits.
Because you know they have serious opinions that they are jut to buthurt to express

>>/524592/
Going to have a read and go to bed.

>>/524612/
Good night.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7nUs4AFHuwk 
> tfw no nerdy flute gf to duet with

Monk will be home soon. I hope that if he picked up a cask he will at least tell us so we can reproach him.

>>/524615/
He enjoys the reproaches. It is part of the game.

>>/524614/
This has flooded me with memories of webbys old qt banjo teacher. Woe.

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>>/524614/
Ahh fuck
She is Finnish too. God damn how is my life so terrible.

>>/524614/
FluteNOOT?

>>/524617/
Those musical girls are nice.

>>/524616/
It’s sad old game. It’s like playing an addictive vidya for hours on end and ruing your life. He will uninstall it, inshallah.

>>/524619/
Unfortunately. I haven't played in years so I'm trying to find something to start practicing on. I might  - might -  vocaroo it eventually.

>>/524622/
I look forward to the vocaroo. It will be the NEET event of the year.

>>/524621/
You just need to show him that he doesn't need to drink to get you to abuse him. I haven't had a drop in months and yet you still grabbed me by the neetstick and swung me around the room because I said pentest in front of you.

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>>/524620/
;_;https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJVCQaS2s 

Monk will rise like Lazarus, inshallah.

A strange feel. It is a very yellow moon in WA today and is till low in the sky. It’s position in the sky has changed a lot in a few weeks  compared to landmarks in my corner of this county. I suppose the earth axis changes as we move through these seasons. The change has been a bit jarring.

>>/524627/
We must learn to accept change.
A NEET's life drifts through the years like a bottled goon cork on the ocean.

>>/524615/
I talked myself out of it. Was gonna just get 8 but I didn't really see the point in the end. I wanted to be fucked up watching moofies on the couch but that requires me to drink while sober first which I would find embarrassing
Got some sugar free bitters and some chippies instead

>>/524628/
Indeed. On a related note. I have started to accept that I am not a youth anymore. I will be 30 in 18 months and a feeling of dread has subsidised. I am starting to accept the multiple failures of my twenties and looking positively toward the next decade of my life.

>>/524629/
You should be proud of yourself, take tonight as a small victory.  Today could have lead you into bongery oblivion but you have remained resolute.
I feel like slimming down and building a physique could give you a boost and positive reinforcement to get through this adjustment period to non bong life. If you keep waging, eating sensibly and staying off the standards you will to start to resemble the slim chad that us neets fauned I’ve run 17-18.

>>/524629/
Well done Monk. We are proud of you. Real strong effort.