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Big bucks funding incoming.

OLD: >>/524241/
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How?
>>/525274/
Don't stop believing and More than a feeling played on teh radio too
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t4QK8RxCAwo 
ANNIE ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK ANNIE?
Good morning NEETs.
FatNEET here.
>>/525232/
I don't even know what this fucking edition is meant to be about, and I'm list-neet. I just added it because the the word NDIS kept appearing in posts.
>>/525282/
You need a red flannelette and an eagle tattoo for such occasions.
>>/525287/
There's a good chance he already has an imperial eagle tattoo.
>>/525285/
Good morning NEET.

How did you arrive in this thread?
I hope labor gets rid of the cashless debit card scheme.
>>/525286/
> I just added it because the the word NDIS kept appearing in posts.
It became a title and it was inspired by:
>>/525124/
>>/525125/
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>>/525127/
Fucking IGA didn't discount the RedRockDeli dips bought on two(2) seperate occasions. Discounted price was a buck forty, but they charged full price of four dollarydoos.
>>/525292/
If you have the receipt and the catalogue, which showed no exclusion for your IGA. Then you should be able to get a full refund, if IGA is part of that consumer scheme that Coles and Woolworths are part of for practices involving incorrectly scanned items.
>>/525289/
> How did you arrive in this thread?
I followed the link from the last one.
>>/525290/
Yes. I think they will.
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thread saved
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>>/525295/
Bet you homosexuals didn't vote them last.
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Dozen eggs, $3.80
4 middle bacon rashers from the deli, ~$5
6 pack bread rolls, $2.50
500ml bottle homebrand BBQ sauce, $1.50

Total: $12.8
>>/525293/
I have the receipt and the empty tubs which have the discounted prices stickered on. They weren't part of a catalogue special. Heavily reduced price due to close expiry dates. What I don't have is the confidence to ask for refunds.
>>/524838/
> How do you cunts afford anything? All I can buy is mi goreng noodles

Are you on ZoomerAllowance? After rent I have about $300 to last the fortnight.
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Good Morning NEETS

Bought myself and early birthday present  to do with all the pain of an ALBO gubbermint :( 
>>/525302/
Kek you got ripped of buying 1/3 of a keyboard.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10840491/Pauline-Hanson-One-Nation-leader-trouble-Australia-election-2022-Senate-race.html
> Now Pauline Hanson is in election trouble and may LOSE her Queensland Senate seat - and the GREENS may win it in the ultimate insult
>>/525300/
> What I don't have is the confidence to ask for refunds.
Keep an eye on it next time and when it is scanned from, ask them if it is free.
>>/525302/
Good morning NEET.
>>/525303/
Ha you are the retard for opening your whore mouth before knowing how much I paid for it.
>>/525304/
She can always go back to selling fisn n chips.
>>/525307/
This thing is pure nuro bait. you probably sold your rotten soul to the devil for it.
>>/525307/
no one cares
>>/525308/
Hopefully she's done something that can be used against her and they jail her again.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/diet/i-ate-poo-porridge-for-two-weeks-and-my-skins-never-been-better/news-story/6a268c07c3e9a09252df62df1bc15942
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>>/525310/
Hey post your keyboard again IGA or did it get damaged in the flooods ??
>>/525309/
> nuro sells his soul to the devil for a keyboard.

The Neets ever after spoke in hushed tones about the day that Nuro ripped off the devil.
I'm sitting around watching more of you two retards' bullshit. Laters.
>>/525302/
Happy 45th birthday?

> that grime on the keys
You buy it from the tip?
>>/525315/
Good fuck of 10k
>>/525316/
Nah just a chain smoker who lost his job

    
    
  
>>/525318/
that shit would be niggered up with nicotine. you can get it off with dishwashing detergent and vinegar in warm water.
>>/525319/
Wow it’s a stranger holding an iPhone in front of their face ! AMAZING ! BTFO !
I hope Cruisey went to church today and that he is praying for sobriety.
The stranger holding the iphone looks a bit like that meme guy who is sitting in a train. Errol or whoever.
>>/525318/
Lost his job eh, should've told him about this place.
>>/525302/
Sick, do you have a sampler thing like acid pro to make tones?
Fart in a microphone then use pitch control to create your masterpiece.
>>/525319/
I bet he wiggles while playing the synth and wearing his bike helmet and thinking he's the third guy in Daft Punk.
>>/525322/
Thinking about goon.
>>/525323/
lol, I can see that.
>>/525323/
That's the guy IGA was posting
intradesting...
I do not have a party I identify strongly with. When I watch an election my enjoyment comes from seeing the suffering of these scumbags when they lose and get humiliated. 
I like to see outsiders do well. People who are not part of the cozy two party system.
I am pleased so many of these teal independents won, even though most of them are the worst type of progressive upper middle-class bitches.
They are still outsiders and the liberal party is a party of treason who have sold our country out.
>>/525327/
Think about tipping it down the sink. Evil liquid.
The media is getting excited that Pauline is going to lose her seat "to the Greens" but the most likely outcome right now is that both Pauline and the Greens win seats.
>>/525329/
Told ya nuro has the wog in him
>>/525330/
THere was this guy handing out how-to-vote cards for his own daughter who was running as independent. I thought it was really sweet of him standing out in the cold windy rain all day by himself asking everyone who passed if they "would vote for my daughter".
>>/525334/
If it is done right there is money in it if they spend very little. 
> What is election funding?
>>Election funding is payable in relation to any candidate or group who receives at least four per cent of the total first preference votes in an election.
https://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/public_funding/
>>/525335/
We should ban donations to politicians
>>/525335/
It is actually hard to get 4%, most independents can't do it.
Nick Xenophon won't get to 4% in the senate so he will get no funding. He would have counted on it too, since he spent a lot on his campaign. His signs were everywhere. He will be completely out of pocket.
He might even have taken out a bank loan with the likelihood of public funding for his votes being the collateral to pay back the loan.
>>/525330/
I bet you laughed when Josh cried.
>>/525322/
Is monk back on the standards yet?
>>/525337/
He's greek, he'll be funded by brown envelopes full of cash from people in return for corrupt favours.
>>/525339/
They will all want their money back since he is not going to be in a position to do them any corrupt favours.
>>/525340/
You know the old saying, 'trust a snake before a jew, and a jew before a greek, but never trust an armenian'
>>/525336/
In America recently that political donations were evaluated similar to the Freedom of Speech right. I doubt it will ever happen:
> Win for Ted Cruz as supreme court strikes campaign contribution limit
>>Conservative majority rules in favor of rightwing Texas senator but Elena Kagan warns ‘quid pro quo corruption’ the likely result
>>“This court has recognised only one permissible ground for restricting political speech: the prevention of ‘quid pro quo’ corruption or its appearance,” he wrote.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/17/fec-vs-ted-cruz-supreme-court-campaign-contribution-limit


>>/525337/
> It is actually hard to get 4%, most independents can't do it.
I have no clue. I just mean in the context that there is a reason there is heaps of candidates/parties with impulsive names around policies and ideas that might get votes, do nothing to earn those votes and walk away with funding.

Your vote even if it does nothing, could be part of the funding strategy of a party. Invalid vote or not voting is the best, if you don't want to engage with the system.
>>/525341/
Remembering that Gladys Berejiklian who is armenian, got kicked out of office due to corruption. The proverb was right.
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don't feel like doing anything today. not even pressing the shift key
>>/525344/
What has got you feeling down NEET?
>>/525340/https://youtube.com/watch?v=eo_I1D2nmSg 
>>/525344/
a few rashers of bacon will perk you up
BUMRASHERS
Two rashers of bum bacon please
Played Kingdom Come Deliverance for a few minutes. The controls were a bit clumsy and I can't be bothered learning to play it right now. Going to have a shower and then do some studying. Nogf feels hitting hard today. Got a rock hard erection too.
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We hyped for the French Open boys?
>>/525350/
> Got a rock hard erection too.
Your image didn't upload.
>>/525351/
No. Clay is a wog surface.
> harp
> piano
> violin
So many instruments that I want to learn and yet I don't really have the money to afford them nor the time alone (without female roommate here) to practice. I think a keyboard or an electric violin would be a good one so I can just play it through headphones and not make as much noise but I'll need a proper job before I can do that sort of thing.
>>/525317/
I'm glad 10k gave you a good fuck.
>>/525302/
Was there not enough room in the disabled toilet for a full keyboard?
>>/525351/
Are they letting the Russians play?
Are there good acoustics in a disabled toilet?
Does it change if the toilet seat is up or down?
>>/525357/
Yes, but only as a 'neutral athlete' ie. they can't represent Russia or Belarus.
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>>/525358/
Nuro's new album uses the plop of a shit hitting the water instead of a snare. Very innovative.
>>/525359/
Well I guess that is better than a complete ban.
morning groolers
big sleep in
2 weeks sober, time to face the day
up up up n at em neeterinos
>>/525361/
He is at the cutting edge of hobo electronica.
>>/525363/
Morning big man.

> 2 weeks sober
You are doing well. Keep going. We believe in you.
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>>/525351/
Im happy that Wimbledon got all there ATP points taken away, its so stupid to ban the Russians and Belorussian players
shower time
>>/525331/
Tip the protein shakes down the sink.
>>/525369/
Swallow every drop.
>>/525354/
I got an electric violin from Cashies for $150 a few years ago.
>>/525367/
It is. Russia has provided the game of tennis with some of the most beautiful women for decades.
>>/525355/
Even with his lack of girth? What's 10k's secret?
>>/525373/
Charisma, good looks grows his own tomatoes, dependable, makes the other neets laugh and he respects you just to name a few things.
>>/525366/
Faggy twats galore. And I dislike the way the actors look directly into the camera. Is that why it's called 'Peep Show'?
>>/525375/
> To achieve the effect of watching the lives of Mark and Jeremy through their own eyes, Peep Show's producers utilised new filming technology. Much of the filming in the first series and part of the second series was carried out with the actors wearing head cameras (like the one pictured). The viewers did not see this apparatus because the actors obviously do not wear their head gear whilst they were in front of camera. This process made for a time consuming production schedule and the quality of the filmed footage was poor, so in the later series the head cameras have been used less - instead the actors talk directly into a normal camera (as, according to Webb, this produces the same effect but is easier to do, and the picture quality is better).
>>/525376/
It's known as 'breaking the 4th wall' in the moofie industry, and it should only be done sparingly imo.
I'm not sober. I have women and Jews.
Makes me feel uncomfortable
>>/525284/
> tfw depressed

t. Annie
>>/525379/
Good.
I might commit a hate crime tonight.
>>/525382/
having a wank?
>>/525382/
Do not joke about that sort of thing.
>>/525384/
tee hee hee
going somewhere soon
>>/525378/
> I have women and Jews.
Many?
>>/525387/
69 women and 1,488 Jews
>>/525374/
And he's a good listener too. That's how to make up for a small penis.
chussy
>>/525390/
Free range is best.
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>>/525393/
Foreign rashers. Foreign pigs.
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The afternoon goonin has commenced
>>/525394/
They all look the same in the frypan
>>/525395/
Use your flag!
>>/525397/
Who are you?
>>/525393/
With chicken periods?
>>/525396/
They smell different. Taste different.
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>>/525398/
Your No.1 fan!
>>/525397/
USE MY ARSE
>>/525401/
What is that thing?
>>/525399/
Nah, all ya need is two slices of heavily-buttered WHITE bread.
>>/525394/
Full of tapeworms
>>/525395/
Monk! No!
Scomo is still Prime Minister.
>>/525407/
Refusing to concede?
>>/525404/
and bbq sauce
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>>/525408/
I'm gonna miss our boi scotty
>>/525410/
He could take up an apprenticeship in proctology in rural and remote communities.
>>/525411/
You would not be able to trust him to find the right hole.
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>>/525412/
I want a French gf now
>>/525414/
Full of tapeworms
>>/525414/
French women are hairy and smelly
A storm is coming
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>>/525418/
This is not the cock I was hoping to see
Nigga loses her shit at Maccas, response from cop is hilarious.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KQstIGBlRZw 
>>/525417/
Perth or Sydney?
Neets, I want to get out of the house and go somewhere where I can use free wifi, but not the library because that's indoors and there's still bat aids and monkey pox and influenza everywhere. The maccas wifi jews have turned their power down so much you can't use it from outside. What other places have wifi?
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Wholesome Fun.
>>/525423/
Do a vocaroo of something on the synth
>>/525422/
If you have an eligible Telstra mobile or broadband account you can get free wifi near any of the pink public payphones. Or you could try shopping centre carparks. I've had success outside of one using wifi provided by BigW, or it might have been Woolies.?
Looks at those chunky fingers
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>>/525423/
> that fat hand

Nuro you're too old, let go. NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO.
>>/525423/
Bass-d
Fuel, groceries and mongstar acquired. Load put into dryer. 
It was too hot to wear a hoody or jumper, I was sucking in as best I could but at times I could feel a breeze on my exposed fupa.
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Cliev spent a bazillion dollars and got beaten by a party with $0 budget.
>>/525430/
Imagine how many pies he could eat if he started smoking weed
>>/525430/
> a party with $0 budget
and 0 campaigning because they were all at home smoking, eating, and watching shit like rick and morty
>>/525432/
Makes me wonder if the NEET party could become a reality
>>/525429/
Sucking in for who?
Fuck what anyone else thinks for they probably don't think much of you at all.
>>/525433/
We'd have to draw up a policy platform:

Welfare - DSP on demand. If you say you're a mong, the government takes your word for it. Nobody is allowed to argue with you. It's like being a boong. Mong and boong equality.

Immigration - qt lingerie models only, nobody else is allowed in.

Telecommunications - texts from and to clive are toll free.

etc
>>/525430/
Bunch of stoners in QLD
>>/525428/
Well bantered.
>>/525435/
I would like to open up immigration to allow some more qt islander women
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>>/525438/
Some of them can be a little...rotund.
>>/525439/
An Exec catching their own feed is pretty based.
>>/525439/
It would be hypocritical to hold that against them
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How did UAP manage to lose in queensland with nuro campaigning for them? Was there some sort of massive vote fraud by the ALP?
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Can thicc/thin romances truly work neets?
>>/525442/
He should have biked more and drank less
>>/525423/
Thicc and chunky
>>/525443/
My many hours spent binging My 600lb Life says yes, but everyone involved is very sad
Sorry Weber for being a POS to you
>>/525447/
What about me?
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>>/525443/
Imagine how these two have sex. Just try and visualise it.
>>/525450/
He has more options than most with all her folds.
>>/525450/
I see no reason to believe it is actually possible
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>>/525452/
That neck/goiter thing would work in a pinch.
>>/525448/
Never mind, just on my way to yet another break down.
>>/525454/
Imagine how many dick diseases you could get from the gunk in there
>>/525455/
Did you get a job with the RACQ?
Poor kid. Your lives mustn't be so bad if you haven't offed yourself at sweet 16.
>>/525457/
Well bantered.
>>/525456/
The grease would act as a lubricant and barrier.
>>/525435/
> texts from and to clive are toll free.
Good.
>>/525457/
Terrible banter. Used to know a cunt who was an RACQ roadside mechanic. Conned me out of my HSV.
>>/525458/
Didn't work. It wasn't that bad anyhow, I was just a sook blaming my parents and whatnot.
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We got the same blanky
>>/525463/
Um, what?
>>/525423/
Lol at those sausage fingers.
>>/525464/
Good blanky?
Thanks GOd I just remembered my monthly job search efforts were due today by 5PM.
>>/525464/
What are you watching?
>>/525468/
Have you done them?
4(four) complete BS applications submitted. Still haven't hear back from this mob I only just transferred to back in March.
>>/525468/
How many do they make you do these days?
>>/525470/
Yes I just did them, saves having to call MAX cunts and give them a reason why I didn't do it. ONly had to submit 4 because I'm retarded.
>>/525472/
I think the norm is 20 per month.
>>/525473/
Are you the neet on the special disability thing where you aren't on DSP but have reduced jobseeker requirements?
I'm about to go nuts
There's no more point in being an invisible schmuck
>>/525476/
> Jiff R9KEDIT.jpg
>>/525427/
> LMAOr9kedit.jpg 
Hmm.
>>/525477/
Worrying signs
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> Hmm.
> Worrying signs
>>/525475/
Mayhap. I've got one of those pensioner conseccionas cards even though I'jm not an aged pensioner.
Nuro is my Frenemy
Are you back at the workshop Numo?
How long will it be homeless for?
> 525479
I want this soy bruce cleansed off the internet
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgWefgUxH2Y 
I haven't eaten vegetables in at least a month
>>/525484/
I don't like this "NEET" who can't reply to a post properly. I somewhat suspect he is manually typing post numbers.
>>/525485/
Very nice

>>/525486/
Very unacceptable. Fill half your plate with vegies each meal for the next week
>>/525486/
Roast some brussels sprouts.
>>/525487/
He's likely one of those mean neets that don't want to give away (You)s
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>>/525486/
Based and executive pilled. Noveg is gonna be the next nowank craze, just you wait. What improvements have you noticed in your life?
>>/525423/
Imbressive.
>>/525486/
Disgusting. What do you eat?
I really want to know who no-veg neet is. Is he one of the big name big boys?
>>/525488/
> Very nice
Cheers noot. I don't know who she is but I was looking up female covers of "Jockey Full Of Bourbon" and I'd consider hers the best so far.
Her faint accent works well with the song and I really like the way she raises her pitch at the end of each line in the chorus right at the end, around the 2:30 mark.
>>/525492/
How are you, cigányom?
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>>/525497/
> [X]
>>/525486/
That's good cause you aren't a rabbit.
>>/525497/
A very executive reflection.
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>>/525500/
I took a few photos and picked the most egregious reflection because that neet obsesses over it so much
>>/525502/
> i was merely pretending to be retarded
>>/525501/
Is this a man?
This is still not the most embarrassing thing it has posted. This doesn't even rank in the top 10.
>>/525497/
What happened to the song vocaroo nuro? You DO know how to actually play a keyboard, don't you?
>>/525501/
I'd eat her.
>>/525504/
It's as good as your gonna get neet, so just close your eyes and pretend it's a real girl while you're engaged in physical intimacy.
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> literally living in a workshop
truly pathetic. you have no bedroom
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>>/525502/
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>>/525507/
I love (you) too, neet!
>>/525509/
>>/525509/
>>/525366/
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>>/525512/
I want to fuck this dumb slut so bad.
>>/525138/
Libs.
>>/525330/
Yeah I think that even though I'm not a fan of the teal independents ideologically, I'll give them credit where credits due for doing a part in smashing up the LNP/Labor duopoly.
>>/525351/
I'm looking forward to seeing
>>/525497/
Whats with the DECT phone? Why do you need a landline?
>>/525514/
Please have a wank before posting again
>>/525514/

I'd just fuck her face and leave the question of her biological sex unexplored
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>>/525517/
I haven't wanked in several days. Sorry.
Can you give me a hand?
>>/525493/
Mostly rice with chicken or bacon. Sometimes wraps. Sometimes potatoes.
>>/525520/
> potatoes
>>/525138/
Libs.
>>/525330/
Yeah I think that even though I'm not a fan of the teal independents ideologically, I'll give them credit where credits due for doing a part in smashing up the LNP/Labor duopoly.
>>/525351/
I'm looking forward to seeing Świątek hopefully continue her winning streak.
>>/525357/
They are, the Brits at Wimbledon are in trouble for not letting them in.
>>/525411/
He's going to become Shire3.
>>/525430/
HAHAHAHAHA,what a mong, he wanted to be like Trump, but was too much of the mong to do the equivalent what Trump did throughout the 2010s and develop a network of political connections with prominent right-wingers like Roger Stone and stuff like that.
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a lazy day, going to go out and buy some leb food.
>>/525522/
> leb food.
Stop supporting terrorism. Get a hellenic snack pack or something.
>>/525523/
Then I'd be supporting Greeks...
https://voca.ro/14u5PYrOEi0C
>>/525525/
Unexpected and delightful.
The funking owl is back, christ.
>>/525525/
Sounding good!
>>/525527/
Hoot hoot.
>>/525525/
Wonderfull.
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>>/525527/
Some neets better beware
Laundry washed!
Nanabot called!
Bed linen changed!
Dinner eaten!
Garn gym
>>/525531/
The Owls Are Not What They Seem.
>>/525532/
Based.
Bo banned me for no good reason. Spoke to Nuro, he's alright. Wish his business nothing but success.
>>/525535/
> Spoke to Nuro, he's alright.
At Stummers?
>>/525531/
He's just giving him a lift to the next tree.
>>/525532/
You're doing well NEET.
Impressive functioning.
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>>/525532/
Isn't there something you're forgetting?
>>/525531/
https://theconversation.com/look-up-a-powerful-owl-could-be-sleeping-in-your-backyard-after-a-night-surveying-kilometres-of-territory-155479
> One owl, one year, 300 possums
>>/525532/
Have a good lift.
>>/525539/
Stay away from him Dan! He's doing well.
>>/525540/
This is why Possum doesn't go out at night.
There is something in one of the trees in my driveway.
When I go out there at night I disturb it and it starts a very loud flapping.
I have never seen it though.
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>>/525540/
This owl looks gooned
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>>/525544/
the owls are not what they seem
>>/525544/
It might be a bat.
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>>/525546/
>>/525544/
Check outside your house for a hastily hidden bike
>>/525531/
DEATH FROM ABOVE
Evening neets
>>/525551/
Evening neet. How was your day?
>>/525551/
Hello
Quads and olive turns out to be a biological woman
>>/525554/
Damn, sorry olive neet, guess she's a tranny
>>/525550/
I doubt any neet could take possum in a fist fight.
>>/525554/
>>/525555/
Well digit bantered.
Kill me nuro
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Alright neets, tomorrow I'm starting NEET FIGHT CAMP. This time I mean it. Who is with me?
>>/525559/
yea
>>/525559/
The NEET commune will be for love, not for war
>>/525552/
Waged for most of it.8 hours in the double bubble. Wage has given me fuck all shifts while I was doing the cert iii. Winding down for the night now.
>>/525558/
Did something go down today?
I thought it was bad enough that Albo was a wog, but it is even worse than that. He is an Albanian.

> Albanese is an Italian surname that means Albanian. According to ancestry.com it was a name applied to someone from Albania or from one of the Albanian settlements in Abruzzo, Apulia, Campania and Sicily.

https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/why-albania-is-thrilled-about-anthony-albaneses-election-win/news-story/c971ca564bd5c6bf3625d4e132873492
This shit between IGA and Nuro had better not end with something that brings police attention on our community.
it hasn't been easy
>>/525565/
I think it'll end with a knife fight. Steam filling their arena. Shit everywhere.
>>/525565/
Nigga you know it will
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>>/525564/
Albania is literally the biggest source of crime and gangsters on the european continent.
>>/525564/
>>/525566/
The Liberal party at about it not being easy under Albanese is true. Who would have thunk it.
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Nuro gets one, IGA gets the other.
>>/525571/
Looks like mock cream.
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>>/525569/
Labor's had long enough!
>>/525571/
Where'd you get those?
>>/525571/
hot
What's your thoughts on politics and the round about way of things today?
>>/525571/
The one on the left looks like my arse after my first NEET Council night.
>>/525574/
$2 each
>>/525576/
> the round about way of things today?
don't get me started m8.
>>/525577/
You had more cream.
>>/525577/
I'll never forget that time
>>/525576/
>>/525573/
>>/525576/
I want to rub Cliev tummy.
>>/525580/
Not after a certain neet licked it all out
>>/525574/
Weberboig Convenience if I had to guess.
>>/525565/
The steamers accord will be signed at stumers. It will bring long lasting peace and reconciliation.
>>/525571/
yum
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>>/525583/
You couldn't handle the tummy.
>>/525558/
If you really are having a breakdown, dude, go and visit the hospital.
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Faark...overindulged again m8s.
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>>/525590/
iktf
>>/525590/
>>/525591/
Me too.
>>/525592/
what did you have?
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>>/525590/
Finish it off with a nice slice of cake.
Garn gym in 15 minutes.
>>/525593/
Pasta bolognese, macadamia shortbread, 2 double dares, ramen noodles, corn chips.
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Come post at https://myc͏han.xyz/
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>>/525558/
We can take your pain away. 
Just let us know where to find ya.
I promise ya wont feel a thing.
>>/525595/
Good luck NEET. Make sure you do a proper warm up.
>>/525598/
Don't post that shit.
>>/525588/
I need it!
>>/525596/
>>/525593/
I had some sausage rolls this afternoon, then a smoothie with berries, salad and banana. Then in spite of the stern warnings about leb food, a halal snack pack, which was meant for at least 2 people and really did me in. Neet fight camp for me tomorrow.
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>>/525590/
I had a big meal and some bikkes with honey and biscotti spread for dessert. It might be a bit much but I did a 12 K run up a mountain and dont want to loose weight.
>>/525602/
> Neet fight camp for me tomorrow.
sounds do-able.
>>/525603/
> 12 K run up a mountain
Well done NEET.
>>/525600/
IGAY is just gaslighting for attention. Its a Cluster B thing. He's got you dancing to his tune tho.
Wonder how monks going.
>>/525603/
Well done m8.
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>>/525607/
Had a shit workout. Only 3 exercises. Shoulder joints were aching. My executive frame has put great stress on my skeleton. Might take a few sessions to ease into it. 
Tomorrow night will mark 15 days sober, the longest all year. 

>>/525571/
Bad NEET. How is the new phone?
Had a shit day for studying. Case of neetbrain it seems.
>>/525610/
You are doing well. Slow and steady with the gym and you will end up winning the race.
Already wishing it was Friday
>>/525613/
The weekend is only really one day. The wage dread usually sours Sunday completely.
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Chin up wagies, mr shekelstein awaits you in the office tomorrow morning.
>>/525614/
It's even worse because Saturday is inevitably full of annoying little things you don't get time to do during the week
>>/525615/
Didn't Josh get fired?
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>>/525617/
https://www.9news.com.au/national/federal-election-2022-josh-frydenberg-set-to-lose-kooyong-to-monique-ryan/d3c75b76-a0fc-4044-a36e-a1c55e995bb5
> 'It is possible': Frydenberg not ready to concede defeat in Kooyong
Turns out josh is denying the kooyong holocaust really happened. The absolute chutzpa.
>>/525618/
> kooyong holocaust
Six million unaccounted votes went missing.
Next federal election could be ANAL v Potat.
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>>/525619/
En route to the gym. I'm hoping for a good session to salvage the day. Female room-mate is leaving tonight again. Thank God. Won't have to see her for another week now.
>>/525622/
If you change the locks, you won't have to see her again.

Good luck at the gym.
>>/525622/
It's gonna be a dull depressing night. Get us some gym creepshots please.
>>/525622/
> Won't have to see her for another week now
Enjoy the peace neet.
Nuro and IGA are the two candidates for the upcoming neet council election.
>>/525624/
It will probably only be me. I might post a bulge pic in that case. 
Hopefully nuro will return to have another tantrum.
Is IGA okay?
>>/525628/
Who the hell cares
caught my little toe on the bed frame
hurts bad
Can't stop yawning.
>>/525629/
Settle down nuro.
>>/525631/
now I'm yawning too
>>/525611/
Stay off the goon kid
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>>/525631/
Pick a mattress and have a sleep.
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> putting all the todo list items I moved from yesterday to today onto tomorrow's list
Woe
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>>/525626/
>>/525622/
> Female room-mate is leaving tonight again. Thank God. Won't have to see her for another week now.
does she stay with a boyfriend or something?
>>/525636/
Sounds do-able.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/nadia-bokody-sex-question-you-should-never-ask-your-girlfriend/news-story/a332f01c15a87c1d88411113257400ee
>>/525637/
You will have to put a candidate forward then
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>>/525640/
> Nadia
>>/525641/
CaravanNEET.
>>/525641/
I nominate virgin neet - hopefully he can abuse his position to get some pussy, before sex scandals and lawsuits remove him from office.
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> women
Want Weber to cook me a fat back strap, low and slow.
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>>/525609/
Thats the spirit m8. Leave your mark so you wont be forgotten when you are gone. Its time to end this. We will help you end it.
>>/525646/
I think you meant to type strap-on, and the phrase hard and fast
>>/525648/
why would you cook one of those?
I feel like webby used to cook at home a lot more and lost about it
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>>/525650/
Your lost about it
>>/525651/
My friends cats do that. They are quite toasty if you pick them after they have been laying there.
>>/525651/
comfy
>>/525648/
Hot!
>>/525652/
I meant post but you are right
>>/525653/
yeah I used to worry our dogs would cook and try and shift them after a while
>>/525636/
Whats on it? I've almost finished my list for the day, a good feel.
>>/525657/
Hot dogs
Feel like FIFO has been progressively falling off the wagon without filling us in on much of the details, and then acts like nothing is wrong
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Wish I sav d dessert.
Need a cruisey belly update
>>/525660/
A neet who doesn't post constantly about his failures and retarded self-destructive lifestyle is no true neet.
>>/525662/
I doubt you could handle the bulge
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hello friends

do (You) agree with this?
>>/525660/
You are right, the reproaches would be much more severe than just the chinky ached. I’m on the piss right now. Zoloft has been a disaster other than killing off my anxiety. I was doing well until it kicked in.
>>/525663/
It's not that. It would be because we are concerned about him after the heart attack and would be disappointed in him
>>/525662/
>>/525661/
>>/525666/
have to get off the jew drugs
>>/525666/
Get off that shit, SSRIs are pure brain rot. 
All you need is fight camp. Its helping me with the guilt of wasting my 20s
>>/525667/
I feel some of the less mature neets would egg him on.
>>/525665/
Its a bit of cope and psychosis. The ZOG still runs shit inside and out.
>>/525672/
what about the CCP?

are you happy with the election?
>>/525667/
10k had a heart attack and we don't act concerned about him, just make fun of his small penis.
>>/525665/
I for one welcome our new albanian overlords
>>/525670/
My taper off in 2019 took six months and was very testing.They had such a good effect on me last time. I almost got under 90kgs. Woe. I need to get back in the gym I agree.
>>/525660/
>>/525661/
Potentially spooky.
>>/525665/
I only want to rub Cliev tummy.
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POST CATS
>>/525676/
In that case maybe its best. Maybe you're just lacking the momentum, starting is always the hardest part. 

>>/525674/
He will be fine
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>>/525679/
Let me show you my pussy
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>>/525679/
going bed
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>>/525682/
not clicking on that degenerate shit.
Fagtok is a jew psyop.
>>/525685/
I thought it was owned by the chinks?
>>/525686/
The chinks are owned by the jews you retard
>>/525682/
I live in hope of one day finding a tiktok qt I can fall in love with.
>>/525680/
>>/525680/
It has kicked in. I’m must be at least at 9 weeks on. I can feel it’s numbing effects.
>>/525683/
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.
>>/525661/
Well spring'd. Well roll'd.
Monk I will join you after my mates engagement party in two weeks.
>>/525692/
One last bender to get it out you system to start fresh the day afterwards. Do-able.
>>/525693/
Might be going in for an gram of Coke for it with two other blokes. 400 seems ludicrous but I don’t know I have never done Coke before and it might be just regional WA prices.
>>/525692/
>>/525694/
You better. I have a get together for a mate returning from a year living in Spain next weekend. There will be heaps of drinks and coke available. Will be the big temptation of my wagon journey.
>>/525694/
thats over twice the price that it is here, youre getting ripped off
Listening to Talking Heads and imagining life as a remote software dev living in Thailand
Its 300 in capital cities afaik, 400 seems ok for WA
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Dont do coke do cats instead
>>/525697/
This must be place is their best tune by far 
> Thailand 
Inshallah
The thought of the horrible sensation of sniffing powder up my nose is enough to stop me from doing those sort of drugs. That and the ridiculous price for an hour or two of fun that comes with a bunch of shitty come down effects.
>>/525701/
You are a sensible and rational neet. I envy you.
And the one or two people I’ve encountered using it turn into completely arrogant arseholes
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>>/525694/
>>/525697/
Phuic Moi bringing you a cold one.
>>/525699/
Some guy in my home town got in a lot of trouble for doing cats
>>/525704/
> let’s document my crime for the internet
>>/525705/
Monk might ask himself “how did I get here?”https://youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8 
>>/525707/
He can out all the blame on Phuic Mie for selling it to him.
Nighty night NEETs.
>>/525710/
Sweet dreams, neet
>>/525695/
You're not going to party with your mate?
>>/525708/
fuckin choon
>>/525695/
So you have already decided the date when you will start being a boong again.
You are a great disappointment.
Caravan-neet, did the stream have any problem yesterday?
Were there disconnections, or did it skip, or whatever.
I can remember this shit with Monk at least once before. Where he goes out with some derro "mates" and it sends his life into a spiral once more.
Just stay home Monk.
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tea time uooooooh
>>/525710/
Good night.
On the train back from the gym. Alright session. Bunch of talkative poojetas are in front of me speaking curry. I wish I wasn't racist at times.
>>/525708/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DDoows85cW4
Have any of you ever looked into being security guards?
>>/525721/
I'm not fat enough for that anymore
>>/525638/
No,
>>/525723/
We’ll that was insightful
>>/525721/
I have thought about looking into it, but never did.
>>/525719/
> I wish I wasn't racist at times.
Don't talk crazy NEET. Well done at the gym.
>>/525722/
Beware of hubris NEET. The fat goes back on easier than it comes off.
>>/525723/
>>/525638/
No, she has got to work somewhere else temporarily. This requires her to live with a relative during the week. She is back here on the weekends so I get the house to myself. I'm considering making tomorrow into a big piss up and watching the Hobbit films as I've never seen them and I'm not in the mood for rewatching LOTR.
Is female roommate's boyfriend a Chad?
Is he worthy of her?
>>/525724/
>>/525727/
Having a full time job means I never get enough time to overeat. Yet another thing the wagie cagie has taken from me.
>>/525729/
If anything he is too good for her.
>>/525731/
Webby?
>>/525728/
Being pissed will definitely help the Hobbit viewing experience
Bin night neets.
>>/525734/
How would you rate them?
>>/525731/
Plenty of fulltime wagies are executives. You are not trying hard enough.
>>/525733/
Unfortunately I am not a fancy celebrity neet
>>/525732/
You want him for yourself.