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> They Offer Complete Protein. 

> They're Nutrient Dense. 

> They Help Your 'Good' Cholesterol. 


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DADDY
I would like to get a cute tranny gf.
muthafucker
 >>/591862/
No one is surprised.
 >>/591867/
Yeah, why would you, I mean, everyone wants a cute tranny gf to play games with...
good morning, NEETs
 >>/591900/
Good morning NEET.
 >>/591870/
It is good you are recognising Oliver as his true self.
Does anyone know what the fuck that pepe has to do with the edition title? I can't figure it out.
 >>/591921/
Those are the NEET eggs, good and bad.
 >>/591863/
This isn't the God Saved the King one.
 >>/591922/
What's that got to do with the title?
Bet Mongaro is pro republic. 
Typical boong.
 >>/591924/
There are some NEET eggs severely bothered and some who do not care at all, that is the spectrum.
 >>/591926/
you're on the spectrum
 >>/591927/
Why did you need to ask about the title and Pepe then?
Johnny Rotten and the sex pistols should be executed for disrespecting the queen Y/N?
https://www.gematrix.org/?word=soulscalpronaldgeraldwaynebornmayseventeenthnineteenthirtyfourbirthplaceclevelandohio+soulorbandshadeandfeedthemintosaturnstwelvepyramidseightythreemoonsandsevenringsinrealitynotavideogame&save=+Add+It+

Code won't save it's valid
 >>/591930/
3211 is when he returns. 
Not as a lamb, but as a lion.
Adachoofaye
 >>/591932/
Code won't save and it's valid?
 >>/591933/
It's a filter they apply to protect certain assets. Fuck them. I have been on a rampage today reaping souls out of Silicon Valley. Look mate reality this is no joke. I am Archangel Azrael Himself. This is no joke. I'm also the one killing everyone. God sent me here. Moschiach arrives 09/23/2024. Gotta run boy's.
 >>/591934/
> Gotta run boy's.
I hope you make it to the toilet in time.
Really need to eat some fresh veg today. This is no joke.
 >>/591936/
> This is no joke.
You could also go for a run or brisk walk.
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 >>/591936/
> iktf bro
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 >>/591936/
You can do it NEET.
 >>/591936/
What about Metamucil instead?
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Good Morning NEETs

Has Webster tested the cable yet ?
 >>/591941/
Good morning NEET.
 >>/591939/
spoiler this!
 >>/591940/
better plan
 >>/591941/
good morning. weber wants your cable bad
While we are asking Weber questions, which I extend to anyone in the field, what are their thoughts on working for companies like?
www.crowdstrike.com.au
 >>/591943/
> better plan
It helps keep everything moving, but I think exercise would also aide in the process.
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Based.
 >>/591936/
Just buy some and eat them then.
 >>/591950/
> Just get a job
> Just ask her out bro
> Just pull your socks up
 >>/591951/
Don't forget a firm handshake and look them directly in the eye.
 >>/591950/
Go eat a dog
 >>/591941/
ONE HUNDRED FUCKING MILLIMETRES
 >>/591954/
Accurate.
> school formals
I'm gonna make a firefox plugin that detects whenever a woman or a pajeet is speaking on a youtube videos and close the tab.
 >>/591957/
The few times I have to listen to them, I just mute the audio.

A good way to detect new Indian videos is whether Closed Captions are enabled. A lot of the ones in their languages have it disabled.
 >>/591736/
> I'm going to be moving in less than a week
Please tell us more of this move.
 >>/591740/
> If I had a female roommate I'd cum in her shampoo, thus I'd effectively be cumming on her face every couple day
 >>/591742/
> you can also chuck other spices in
That ponytail looked so silly on Jackson
 >>/591941/
> Has Webster tested the cable yet ?
Not yet. I will tell you on Saturday when I have installed the camera.
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All I wanted was some innocent cat pics...
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kek
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Good fine morning to ya
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garn order a domino's pizza - you neets want anything?
 >>/591968/
Wrong pedal pajeet
 >>/591970/
Or the other reverse
 >>/591969/
pepperoni, thin crust, add pineapple and a 1.25L Mountain Dew thanks!
 >>/591969/
Zinger burger please.
 >>/591966/
Good morning NEET.
 >>/591969/
One garlic bread please.
 >>/591948/
Well done Nuro, your service to NEETs everywhere has earned you a bronze statue in the mall.
 >>/591968/
putting a pajeet behind the wheel is no way to treat such a nice bus.
 >>/591976/
Rundle Mall?
 >>/591978/
bronze pig
Maccas for lunch soon
 >>/591980/
One Apple Pie please.
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Why do you cucks still accept the c0ntinued existance of the B0 after he deleted 0ver 500 threads
https://poal.me/spfoqx

I'm cant be stuffed with dealing with fussy vegetarians, you all get pasties and can fight about it later.
 >>/591983/
It is hard to find a nice pie around me. A pastie can be disappointing too, but all the buttery goodness from the pastry makes it go down easy.
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having a pie
 >>/591985/
well lunched
 >>/591985/
I am jealous. Were they as nice as they looked?
 >>/591987/
Yes
 >>/591985/
Very nice.
> 591982
You gonna do anything about it?
Silly NEETs, he has done you a misdirection. That photo was posted here last April.
 >>/591990/
Yeah I'm not going to post here no more.
 >>/591992/
u just did
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IGAY gaslighting for (You)'s
 >>/591993/
It was my last one
 >>/591995/
But this one now is.
 >>/591982/
Still butthurt over that nigga vid being deleted aye Tiffiny? Why not start your own /ausneets on another chan, oh wait...
Weber has 500 megapixel photographs of every pie he has ever eaten, meticulously catalogued with the date, time, bakery name, baker's name, baker's genealogy, GPS coordinates, ambient temperature (actual and 'feels like'), as well as notes on the girl that served him pertaining to her demeanor and attractiveness.
 >>/591998/
> ambient temperature (actual and 'feels like')
Crucial information.
 >>/591996/
Tab closed. enjoy your dodgy BO and resident cringeposting hovel alcoholic gaslighting stalker.
 >>/591994/
> gaslighting
gaylighting
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WITNESSED AND HOVEL-PILLED
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Chicken Camembert on cream fresh with added prawns.
Good morning NEETs.
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> These Schizo Tantrums Go Down Every Night 
We haven't had a proper one in weeks.
Shit edition.
 >>/591985/
Fuck pasties.
 >>/592005/
Good morning NEET.
 >>/592007/
they are a bit like vaginies
 >>/592005/
It's afternoon.
 >>/591941/
Hi Nuro.
can i post here if im not australian
 >>/592012/
Sure.
 >>/591982/
No-one else has the energy to do it.
 >>/591985/
Very fancy-looking pie.
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The Stone Hut bakery has quite an exotic collection of pie fillings.
 >>/592006/
They happen all the time. You've just grown tolerant of them
GASLIGHT MY ARSE DADDY
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Hello NEET
SILVER CITY NIGHTS
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wew
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*could be based
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This was posted last Saturday.
 >>/592020/
You even mog him with more crates.
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k
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more crates more dates with derk
 >>/592020/
That's one big toilet.
 >>/592027/
thats crazily autistic of you
 >>/592029/
you're a big toilet
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please be patient :(
Had a domino's burger join bacon cheeseburger pizza - don't bother neets, it's mediocre. Also they give you quite a small pizza compared to the italian family owned places I normally buy from.
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Even their professional photographs make them look gross.
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> domino's
Nothing good comes out of there except the garlic bread.
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> don't bother neets, it's mediocre.
Thanks for the review, it is good to know.
should teach prisoners how to fish
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/politics/war-erupts-over-pauline-hansons-racist-slur-to-mehreen-faruqi/news-story/32b2e03f98395153cae74162f24d4a88
paki gonna refer pauline to the human rights commisioner
I'm 68% convinced Weber hacked my computer and is somehow throttling my internet speeds in retaliation for the 3 chinz comment.
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> in retaliation for
That extra time should give you pause to reflect on those statements and consider an apology, if not already provided, or at least address its continued mention.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11213613/Drama-guard-FAINTS-podium-holding-vigil-Queens-coffin-Westminster-Hall.html
would have been good if the spear was a little shorter and went through his face
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> to the human rights commisioner
kek, because it would be dragged out as factual if taken to court.
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Did it happen during the changing of the guard/s?
 >>/592042/
they rarely ever do anything beyond the commissioner making a statement condemning whatever has been said
trying to prosecute under 18c of the racial discrimination act doesn't work because one of the defences (for now) is that you genuinely believe what you said to be true
also prosecuting politicians for hate speech tends to fly in the face of the free speech and democracy bullshit they like to bang on about when it suits them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8hITTLdmY 
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It's the group 'guarding' the Queen's coffin. From memory they basically stand in the spot for half a day or something, unmoving.
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underscore in the URL messed up the link
Too lazy to even microwave pies.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11213529/One-Nations-Pauline-Hanson-goes-Greens-deputy-Mehreen-Faruqi-Queen-tweet.html
> Pauline Hanson slams senator as an 'out-of-touch, pants-wetting Greenie' after tweet about Queen's 'racist' empire - as One Nation leader doubles down on THAT 'p**s off back to Pakistan' outburst
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> microwave pies
I just vomited.
 >>/592048/
Come on neet, 2 layers of paper towel and you're set.
 >>/592050/
Cover it in pastry.
 >>/592052/
Well bantered.
 >>/592048/
Three paper towel over the top.
 >>/592047/
Not sure how that happened
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8hITTLdmY 
Ate pies. Bit puffed out now.
spaghetts for dindins i fink
 >>/592051/
Mike heats 'em through faster than an oven but ideally you want to finish them off in the latter for a crisp exterior.
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How many did you have?
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> a crisp exterior.
A soft soggy pastry has its charms too.
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Had two eggs on toast for breakky.
Feeling pretty bad, drank too much last night and feel a bit off today. I'm going to make today a rest day and just watch GG and play games.
Shouldn't have drunk that much.
I did the toast in the frying pan like that other neet said with the olive oil. Not sure if I did it right but it was fairly good. I found out right afterwards that female room-mate has not yet taken the toaster she had only moved it to a box to be taken. Makes little difference to me.
 >>/592020/
> I'm not obsessed!
 >>/592061/
you really are a queer
 >>/592000/
> resident cringeposting hovel alcoholic gaslighting stalker.
Who could be behind this post?
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> tfw I don't have a working oven
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> I did the toast in the frying pan like that other neet said
I would have liked a photo of it NEET.
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> Mike heats 'em through faster 
Mike Lando? We haven't heard about him in quite some time. Another character for that NEET's novel.
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?
 >>/592061/
> oast in the frying pan like that other neet said with the olive oil
Do you keep a dripping jar? if you do use that instead
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Hello Shire. I'm good. How are you?
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> dripping 
High in saturated fats.
 >>/592069/
Hey Shire, glad you're still alive.
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Good afternoon NEET.
 >>/592071/
Doing fine.

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Just existing.

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Good arvo.
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And tastes really nice.
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> tastes really nice
It can, but it depends. Bacon fat is best.
we were jerking off to
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> Killing Hitler's dogs

Well, that's not nice.

    
    
  
 >>/592080/
They were barking all the time.
HOLY SHIT NEW ZELDA TRAILER JUST DROPPED
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2SNF4M_v7wc 
 >>/592082/
Like my neighbours dog, want to jump over the fence and give it the boot.
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Have a talk to the neighbour about it first m8.
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Ok this is just out of hand, diet wagon this afternoon, starting right now. Gonna eat a sensible diet. Might even eat some vegies.
Though still haven't played BOTW or Skyward Sword.
 >>/592085/
Reported it to the council, they sent a letter to the owner, can go through the council again but it's more complicated the 2nd time around, have to get another neighbour involved and record the times it barks.

It sounds like a small dog of some sort, it's really yappy.
 >>/592086/
What have you been eating lately m8?
 >>/592086/
I've been dieting the last few weeks, been having chicken breast with italian herbs and steamed veggies, also salmon and salad one or two nights of the week, just been avoiding red fatty meat.
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how do you feel?
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I am getting some nasal irritation. Spring pollens in the air I presume.
I am glad winter is over. Sunshine and warmth lessen my depression.
 >>/592091/
Pretty good I guess, I'm just doing it on the recommendation of my Dr, had a blood test and my cholesterol was pretty high, currently I'm 90kg, need to lose 10kg to be in a healthy range.
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> my cholesterol was pretty high,
What was the number NEET?
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I can't remember, I didn't keep the report but it was considerably higher than normal which wasn't too shocking, been chomping down HJ's a lot during lunchbreaks.
got some dan's medicine on the way
I am a big fat obese pig of the worst sort but my cholesterol came within the normal range both times I had it tested. And that is with both my parents having high cholesterol. So I don't know what is going on. I don't eat vegetables at all. Heaps of junk.
I think the doctor was a bit disappointed that my bloodwork results were all normal. Seemed like I was cheating in some way. Not getting my just deserts.
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> Not getting my just deserts.
eat more desserts
Walked just over 17,000 steps today, also went to the gym and I got to pet a cat on the way home.
 >>/592099/
Well done NEET.
 >>/592099/
Wash your hands after touching that strange cat please NEET.
 >>/592097/
Could have some gene that counters it, also depends on your age too I guess.

 >>/592099/
Nice.
 >>/592101/
At least I won't get gonorrhoea like the last time I touched a strange pussy.
 >>/592101/
we've collectively survived covid and monkey pox only for this guy to give us feline HIV
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> I got to pet a cat on the way home.
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Vile.
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Get a toaster oven like your boy Stanley!
 >>/592107/
Yeah buddy.
 >>/592107/
As much as it pains me to say it, he's actually pretty creative with what he gets done in that toaster oven and his fry pan.
 >>/592109/
I admire the effort he puts in to cooking from scratch but his use of the equipment seems quite standard.
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pls jesus can I have some cake?
It should be illegal for women to mention their periods
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did some dishes
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What a load of garbage. Band-aids have always stuck out like a sore thumb, even on white people.
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mad cunt doesn't even use tongs
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looks like he burned his thumbs off, and possibly the tips of all fingers.
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 >>/592020/
Terminate his command. 
Terminate with extreme prejudice
> This is my last post here
> back a couple hours later...
> imagine trying to lure people from pol to populate your dead board
we need to legalise guns
 >>/592124/
We are not dead but we need fresh blood.
 >>/592123/
The show never ceases.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
 >>/592126/
Wasn't referring to this board
Dingleberries.
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im gonna finger ya bum
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maybe more indomie noodres?
 >>/592129/
Were you trying to goad Tiffin again?
Just leave it be.
thinking about that cat i pet this morning
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> imagine renaming your board at the command of nuzo
 >>/592135/
It gave you the Toxoplasma gondii.
 >>/592137/
im gonna rape your arse so hard the entire neighbourhood is going to smell
 >>/592133/
Cook an extra 2(two) packs for me and I'll throw in some leftover roast chook and some fresh thinly sliced green onion.
The net is closing in
> imagine cucking to a flag/trip/namefag
i bet meth tastes nice
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it's about to rain
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not gonna happen
Bought a Powerball entry yesterday thinking it was Thursday. Woke this morn to no notifications from Teh Lott thinking I'd won nothing yet again. Woe is the gooner life.
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retard
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muh v8
Rain and strong winds.
 >>/592146/
it's raining now
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Any neets play the sims?
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nasty cunt
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Shelve it!
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no it's not
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Better luck next time NEET.
 >>/592156/
> next time
Reading Comprehension NEET strikes again!
 >>/592157/
Yeah buddy.
 >>/592136/
Nice
💩
 >>/592160/
That's the chocolate mousse emoji.
Pile of Poo
Emoji Meaning

A swirl of brown poop, shaped like soft-serve ice cream with large, excited eyes and a big, friendly smile.

May be used to represent feces and other bathroom topics as well as stand in for their many related slang terms. It also enjoys a wide range of idiosyncratic applications, such as conveying a sense of whimsy or silliness, given its fun, happy expression.

Microsoft and Google previously depicted a literal pile of feces, Google’s design featuring stink lines and flies hovering above it.

Available as an Apple Animoji.

Pile of Poo was approved as part of Unicode 6.0 in 2010 and added to Emoji 1.0 in 2015.

Also Known As

Dog Dirt
Smiling Poop

Apple Name

Pile of Poop
remember film?
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oh yeah
I wonder if that NEET made it to Johnny Big for an outfit for the group lunch event.
 >>/592166/
It's Monk, of course he didn't.
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I wonder what outfit he wore instead.
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Two.
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The Weekend Reset will be starting tomorrow.
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 >>/592136/
That's really slick
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows
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The globohomo progression of flat art is spooky
 >>/592169/
I thought it was tomorrow.
 >>/592175/
Are you upgrading to Windows 11?
Escaped from my trackies. Garn see the wench.
 >>/592177/
He has plenty of time to buy an outfit then.
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 >>/592114/
Can I have another slice please jesus?
as i was cooking the last 3 packets of noodres i realised i flew too close to the sun, i need a neet to help me finish this
 >>/592180/
Does Melbourne have Thursday night shopping, or is that an Adelaide thing?
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 >>/592178/
Gibz me teh 6 million floppy disks and I will.
 >>/592183/
most plAce do
 >>/592185/
u r poor lol
 >>/592179/
Let us know how you go.
 >>/592181/
We need more NEETs with this growth mindset.
 >>/592179/
> Escaped from my trackies.
Get the ruler out.
 >>/592187/
What if he's Japanese?
paid dan for 2 hour delivery and he has jewed me
 >>/592187/
so so very nasty
and you wonder why no friends
no >gf
hope spergos alright
 >>/592193/
u hav no friends or gf lmao
 >>/592194/
he good
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Walk into gym locker room
See this
What do?
 >>/592192/
Did Pajeet pick it up yet or is waiting for Pajeet?
dynamite dinosaur
dyna     dino
If I had a toaster oven, I would put it on my head and pretend I was a robot.
 >>/592197/
stop causing shit with other boards
 >>/592198/
it was packed within a few minutes of placing the order, but it has not been dispatched
so the cold drink is now going to be well and truly room temperature
 >>/592202/
> but it has not been dispatched
Probably an issue with finding a Sir to deliver it.
 >>/592203/
shouldn't be, the parasites are everywhere
 >>/592202/
Orders are kept in a coolroom mate until they leave.
 >>/592204/
The designated streets, yes. But Dan does not tolerate that behaviour in or around his stores.
 >>/592201/
stop being a bitch?
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how am i being a bitch? stop being a spastic on here for a change
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 >>/592210/
He looks to Soy, that's where Dan scopes up the competition.
 >>/592192/
Dan gets his money either way.
https://www.productreview.com.au/listings/dan-murphy-s
1.8/5
 >>/592136/
> BA
rejected
 >>/592212/
yeah, even their FAQ basically says "LOL don't think of complaining until at least 2.5 hours have elapsed"
 >>/592179/
5XL?
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 >>/592213/
> 1.8/5
i hope that mongolian comes back
 >>/592218/
I hope he defended Shitty Wok.
 >>/592209/
How am I causing shit with other boards???
this is fucking bullshit
why can't one of the useless cunts that works in the store get in his car and deliver it
 >>/592220/
> ???
 >>/592152/
bruh
 >>/592200/
You would make a good robot neet.
NEETs should know better than to get food deliveries these days.
The only exception is where a restaurant does their own deliveries.
 >>/592225/
> The only exception is where a restaurant does their own deliveries.
Which is what Dan Murphys pretends is happening
 >>/592221/
You should apply there, they have walk in interviews now.
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 >>/592227/
> You should apply there
Think I'll make some stuffed cabbage rolls in honour of Spergo's recent passing.
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low quality post
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I told you NEETs stay away from that jew, drop into one of my fine establishments for some good old fashioned service and great prices.
 >>/592231/
Thank you, I haven't had a fresh Dan in a while.
 >>/592233/
You let down Weber, twice. I cannot forgive you.
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 >>/592236/
> We go above and beyond for our clients.
 >>/592234/
it's actually from 2017/2018 iirc - so old it's new
Wage complete. Lazy wage.
Fuck you PRivate Numer neet cunt fucking dog
Possum sexually assaulted me once.
As my older bro once said while knocking on my bedroom door in the early hours, "time to get up and do something".
 >>/592241/
Just remember NEET
No means Yes and Yes means Anal
 >>/592242/
> As my older bro once
How much older is he?
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 >>/592240/
SUCK IT STANNERS

t. actually not me you seem to have pissed everyone else off lel
 >>/592245/
Can we see more picture of the Noosa pad?
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 >>/592246/
if you are nice yes
 >>/592245/
based
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 >>/592245/
THe poor soul never called until you doxxed my deets. You goaded him. Feel good?
 >>/592247/
Very poor form from Dan.
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 >>/592246/
> Noosa
 >>/592250/
delusional
 >>/592251/
The live help is glacial too.
20 minutes to get to that point after confirming my details.
 >>/592247/
> ...close my Dan Murhphys account
Smart after the Uber Eats incident.
You'd be better off just getting an Uber to the local bottle-o and back
 >>/592252/
That laughing dark skinned homosapien always makes me laugh.
 >>/592257/
I got sick of seeing it so I blocked it with uBlock
 >>/592239/
Well waged.
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 >>/592260/
As it's council night all NEETs will be given a thorough inspection before they enter the council chambers.
Gonna read in bed, goodnight fellas.
 >>/592262/
too early, you should try and keep regular hours
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 >>/592262/
Goodnight earlyNEET.
 >>/592262/
Goodnight.
 >>/592263/
I am, I'll read for an hour then go to bed at 7. I wake up at 3.
 >>/592264/
Fry me up some croutons in the bacon grease after please.
 >>/592264/
That should make a nice sandwich.
 >>/592267/
Do you do shift work?
 >>/592262/
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.
 >>/592270/
Nah, I like to wake up early, walk to the gym then walk back after I'm finished there.
I'm so fucking pissed off right now
 >>/592273/
Have a drink to calm down.
 >>/592273/
Over the Dan's delivery fiasco?
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This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked!
Friday night's feature film will be Scarface (1983), the story of a cuban immigrant, Tony Montana, who builds a drug empire in Miami in the 80s.

Then on Saturday, we're streaming the Quentin Tarantino movie Jackie Brown (1997)
 >>/592276/
italians aren't white
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 >>/592278/
i hate it
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 >>/592278/
2.5 minutes for that
 >>/592275/
Yes

 >>/592274/
I have an unopened bottle of Blanton's Gold Edition, which I could mix with some pebsi or mondster
 >>/592282/
A night without booze will not harm you.
Painful, thrombosed, prolapsed haemorrhoid.
 >>/592284/
> thrombosed
Wombosed
Lets all gar a drive to numos' new pad shall we?
 >>/592284/
Apply a soothing lotion.
 >>/592286/
You don't have the balls. You are a bitch.
 >>/592288/
> implying i haven't airtagged his lancia
 >>/592289/
You are going too far even joking about that.
 >>/592286/
To deliver a milk crate?
Garn' have a choof
 >>/592292/
ya big poof
 >>/592292/
You earned it!
I've somehow hurt my shoulder. Woke up with it and still can't lift it much
Farken rekt, strong fucken weed.

 >>/592295/
Might have slept on it wrong.
 >>/592296/
> strong fucken weed.
Straight to the lungs!
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 >>/592264/
ITS ALSMOST AS IF IGA IS ABOUT TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM
Had an apricot hand pie from Vili's.
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 >>/592300/
Noice.
 >>/592300/
Its not doing it for me.
 >>/592299/
Good?
 >>/592300/
Enough for the both of you.
 >>/592297/
Straight to the brain
 >>/592303/
Not bad.
Having a pebsi and bourbon now.
 >>/592305/
It's what it needs!
 >>/592306/
> pebsi
Pilk?
 >>/592307/
Feels good man.
 >>/592308/
no pourbon
 >>/592300/
Thats turned out to be a big feed, bit of bbq sauce in there and it will be perfect.
 >>/592310/
Sounds like a good beverage, I'll have to remember it to recommend it to other NEETs.
 >>/592300/
I have never liked peas.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v-UNuxC41O0 
 >>/592313/
Fresh straight off the vine is best.
 >>/592188/
Not bad, she got her choof out but I didn't participate. She gave me two buds from two different types of shit. One is apparently strawberry cush. She gave me a peck when I said bye but nothing more.
 >>/592210/
 >>/592211/
Yeah, he looks like a poof.
 >>/592316/
> a peck
She has cooled off on you.
 >>/592216/
I am a mere foreman.
 >>/592316/
> cush
kush
 >>/592313/
Yeah not a fan, prefer beans.
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 >>/592300/
I BET THATS ALL IT HAD LEFT IN THE FRIDGE
 >>/592322/
You really want me to do it don't ya
 >>/592323/
fuck off
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Efc2ID8EN6w 
 >>/592325/
Be funny if she woke up
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 >>/592327/
Poor Clayton.
 >>/592328/
This is still the best video of a Clayton type kicking a little girl and then getting knocked the fuck out by her father: https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1hs3md/man_gets_knocked_out_for_kicking_little_kid/
Original videos have all disappeared, so there's just the gif.
Might take the extra long weekend as an opportunity to smoke meth
 >>/592330/
Yawn you're boring.
 >>/592289/
What is airtagging?
 >>/592299/
A tart or a pasty?
 >>/592300/
Lotta peas.
 >>/592332/
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-60004257
 >>/592318/
No, I pulled back.
 >>/592330/
Shelve it!
 >>/592336/
> I pulled back
Well done. Good self control.
 >>/592333/
pasty shaped hand pie
I only said hand pie instead of turnover because the Gilmore Girls NEET mentioned it the other day.
 >>/592320/
Roach my kush.
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 >>/592340/
I do not like your drug use or your extramarital affairs.
 >>/592342/
Well la-di-da.
 >>/592342/
> extramarital affairs
The gooks crave it!
I made it pretty clear that nothing is going to happen and I haven't participated in the drug taking with her.
 >>/592345/
You do not need to defend yourself NEET.
Banana and mango vape today, my new fave
y did queen die? ;_;
 >>/592347/
Do you worry about the popcorn lung?
;_;
 >>/592347/
Popcorn lung arc incoming.
 >>/592347/
> vape 
are you coming out of the closet to us?
 >>/592349/
 >>/592351/
Never even heard of it till now. Back on the mints when this runs out
 >>/592353/
> Back on the mints when this runs out
Sounds do-able.
i was a victim of society
 >>/592355/
Me too.
https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/14/the-internet-thinks-a-chess-grandmaster-cheated-using-anal-beads-17370756/
i served in desert storm
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i need to wash my arse and penis...
 >>/592360/
About time neet.
 >>/592360/
Seepage?
 >>/592361/
well now im not gonna and you're just going to have to deal with the smell
 >>/592362/
i poo a little every time i fart and i fart a lot
Off to craggers. Only having 8 tonight
 >>/592364/
Better get a few more than 8, just in case.
 >>/592357/
Science has gone too far.
 >>/592363/
It's leaking out of you.
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 >>/592346/
Yes I do. You NEETs have the only opinions of me that I care about.
 >>/592364/
Packet of salt and vinegar chips please.
 >>/592369/
Some NEETs' opinions are worth more than others.
The electoral commission sent me an email telling me they know I recently moved (data sharing from state drivers licensing probably) and that I need to update my details with them.

My goal is to get off the electoral roll entirely. How do I achieve this?
my leg hurts lads
Stuck to my diet all afternoon. Did some stretching exercises too. Things are going ok, but I know it's only a matter of time before I tumble off the diet wagon once more. I need to come up with changes so that I stay on it, or recover more quickly.
 >>/592372/
There is no escape.
 >>/592373/
Get it removed
 >>/592372/
Tell them you're homeless/have no long term accommodation. That's how I did it.
 >>/592374/
Perhaps we need a group wagon for a variety of different issues. They can you when you are about to fall off.
i did it, i washed my penis and arse. i am a new man
 >>/592374/
good work mate
 >>/592373/
Did the Jack Russell bite it?
 >>/592376/
> Tell them you're homeless/have no long term accommodation.
I want to try and do it without putting any lies on the record.
Maybe if I just ignore all their correspondence.
 >>/592378/
How do you tell when you're clean enough? Do you scratch and sniff until satisfied?
 >>/592374/
I have given up on the diet merry go round. I am never dieting again. All my life it has been one diet or another.
Just going to accept that I'm a big fat pig and it will kill me at some point.
 >>/592379/
Unironically have a jack russell mixed with a chihuahua actually
 >>/592381/
Don't be disgusting.
 >>/592383/
I could tell you were that type of "man".
 >>/592381/
yes
 >>/592384/
no
 >>/592385/
What type of mans that?
How do you remove EXIF data on a phone image? Screenshot it?
 >>/592388/
> Screenshot it?
That will work.
 >>/592387/
A good man and good image board poster.
Not feeling well.
Sore knee and I've got diarrhoea.
Fucked mate
 >>/592373/
Stop hitting it with a stick.
 >>/592391/
> I've got diarrhoea.
Its spraying out of you.
 >>/592393/
Right now as I post. Yeah
 >>/592380/
The way the housing market is going it'll soon be true enough for most neets.
creating my own redhead gf with an art ai
 >>/592388/
exiftool