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How do you like Weber to cook your meatus?
Why do girls' genitals look like roast beef?

OLD:  >>/594861/
OLD:  >>/594861/
OLD:  >>/594861/
SA BEST A
How does he do it?
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 >>/595885/
okay?
https://www.optus.com.au/about/media-centre/media-releases/2022/09/optus-notifies-customers-of-cyberattack
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/sep/22/customers-personal-data-stolen-as-optus-suffers-massive-cyber-attack

Have govt requirements for telcos to hold PII caused unnecessary risk?
Should companies & govt agencies that fail to secure PII suffer actual consequences?
What actually is the point of ASD and ACSC if they can't help secure something like this?

ASD/ACSC demanded all sorts of intrusive powers to direct companies as to how to do security. They denied it was about them wanting data, insisted it was about making everything more secure.
How's that working out?
Mmmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
 >>/595896/
They hire idiots and pajeets who think security matters are not at all important.
more of the esoteric jew
This would never happen to Internode
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 >>/595902/
diversity is our strength neet!
 >>/595908/
We should have a womboflix stream of the magic jew sometime. Develop your spell casting powers neets.
 >>/595912/
Their game network got compromised after Weber left.
 >>/595885/
10 nuggets please.
> deletes last post and replaces it with his own
Why is BO such a fag?
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Tomorrow night we'll be streaming Man on Fire (2004), a Tony Scott action thriller often noted for its high level of violence. Make sure your mummybot is ok with you watching it.

Then on Saturday, for the discerning neet viewer we have The Prestige (2006), a Chris Nolan directed movie about magic and metaphysics.

7pm AEST. Womboflix.
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 >>/595885/
God you are so unbearably poor and starved of attention. Kill yourself you rained creatively bankrupt one hit wonder troll homo bitxh boi. Die just fuckig die. No one loves you.
 >>/595931/
gonna cry?
 >>/595933/
> starved of attention
you hit the nail on the head with that one
> starved of attention
> look at my shitty motor with a skull!
Those crystal skulls are like $90 for some shitty vodka
consooooom
 >>/595937/
vodka isnt brown
 >>/595936/
 >>/595937/
poorly bantered
 >>/595938/
it is after it comes out of his ass
 >>/595940/
poorly bantered
might go fishing tomorrow before i drive back to town
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He's probably tipped his shitty brandy into the bottle to try and flex on us as he drinks alone in a workshop
Imagine consuming vodka orally
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 >>/595944/
Ummmmmmm bye bye seweety…..
 >>/595596/
Good video. Thank you.
 >>/595946/
and with that anon is defeated!
 >>/595946/
Based.
> 595933
Um, Rules 9 and 11(eleven) anybody???
 >>/595946/
Based.
someday I'm gonna lead a better life than this
 >>/595950/
> speaking to authority when you lost the game 

Shiggiffy motherfucker kill your self cuntoid.
 >>/595950/
stop being such a whiny pissant, stanners
is the foot over?
Might buy that wizard robe tomorrow
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 >>/595956/
turning 30?
 >>/595957/
no
 >>/595956/
It would look good on you NEET.
Bored
 >>/595960/
Time for bed neet.
 >>/595960/
come fishing tomorrow at 4am
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JqpAtf4ygRI 
 >>/595960/
Are you that NEET who got his holes drilled?
 >>/595960/
watch the magic jew, become a wizard
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 >>/595963/
I usually watch one of the ones like that, lower the volume and then listen to  something like this one which has the better music.https://youtube.com/watch?v=_v4cgUVBsi4 
 >>/595963/
Quality night time NEET music.
What happened to monk? Did he get on the wagon and drive away?
Got on the chockies again neets, 8 mini picnic bars in a sitting.
 >>/595954/
You're not teh one getting shot at with air bullets.
 >>/595969/
I hope so. It will do him the world of good.
 >>/595970/
Two please.
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 >>/595973/
That was the last of them m8. I ate them all in one day.
SA COMPLETE FAGGOT A
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DL-UhjaWACI 
 >>/595975/
You are out of control neet, you need to get on the wagon and I don't mean on the Wagon Wheels.
I just went to all the effort to setup my desktop and now it won’t boot. Can’t even be bothered troubleshooting it
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 >>/595977/
On the wagon wheels
 >>/595978/
Did you plug it in?
 >>/595977/
Well bantered.
might transition
 >>/595982/
Hopefully a safety escort is available tonight.
 >>/595982/
There is no shame in that.
 >>/595983/
Had to tuck myself in again
 >>/595985/
More money needs to be allocated to essential NEET services.
 >>/595977/
Well bantered.
 >>/595986/
He could do it, but he is too busy having a poke and a choof and eating boigs.
 >>/595982/
they/them
 >>/595969/
I am here, second night on the wagon, going strong
I reheated the leftover wicked wings and chips in the air fryer.
7 minutes at 180c. I am declaring the operation a complete success.
A fair amount of healthsome grease in the bottom of the fryer.
 >>/595988/
those are essential neet services
 >>/595991/
Well done, hope you left a couple for breakky.
 >>/595990/
Doing good King. Keep at it.
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> tfw on the standards
 >>/595995/
A sad and depressing scene NEET. I hope you are okay.
 >>/595988/
I hope the Chinaman isn't smiling.
 >>/595995/
ever heard of a 'coaster'?
 >>/595990/
Based.
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 >>/595996/
I'm not okay.
 >>/595998/
I got this desk of roadside collection.
 >>/595995/
Absolutely based is that you fifo?
 >>/596000/
I can see that radiant smile.
 >>/595998/
No real neet uses coasters m8
 >>/596001/
Well scavenged NEET.
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 >>/596003/
Maybe there's a conservation of neet boongery. As soon as monk got on the wagon, another neet had to fall off to make room.
It booted. I could really go some toyboys while I install centos and start playing around with a home server again ...
 >>/596007/
That theory has been discredited by NEET scholars numerous times. It has been debunked.
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> toyboys
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 >>/596008/
Stay strong monk. ive been on the standards all day. Start fresh, you can stop being a dead shit.
 >>/596007/
I choose to believe it's real.
 >>/595971/
neither are you
 >>/596010/
Could be an interesting night.
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Posting on my phone from Davo. Just moved today. Still need to set everything up and unpack. Went and got chinky before. The Chinese girl there was very attractive. Lots of bad homes in there though. A young couple out the front were having a fight with the woman trying to ram the man with a trolley. Lots of shifty looking cunts sitting around smoking and giving you scary looks.
I'm going to be here for at least a few years I reckon. Not heaps convenient for getting to a shopping centre. Going to need to mooch of my roommate's car trips I reckon. 
This area seems mostly white with some sudo presence.
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Its not your fault NEETs.
 >>/596016/
Well done on the move m8.
Things will get easier over time as you settle in.
 >>/596017/
The moment we become adults we're responsible for our lives, no matter how bad of a childhood we had.
 >>/596016/
> Going to need to mooch of my roommate's car trips I reckon. 
Do the online ordering and home delivery.
 >>/596016/
Did your room mate move with you? Where exactly is Davo?
 >>/596016/
> sudo presence
Exit
I had a steering column put between my legs, it’s driving me nuts.
 >>/596011/
The monitor rearrange always leaves me with goon cravings.
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 >>/596016/
In a better world cruisey or weber would have offered you there spare room. woe.
Davo is just like Webby Territory but actually even worse.
Smashed half the nuggets and one 3/90 pie.
 >>/596027/
okay?
 >>/596023/
CBT delight?
 >>/596016/
> mostly white
Remember the irish and slavs may look white, but they aren't.
 >>/596016/
Thanks for the update neet
> Chinese girl there was very attractive
Maybe takeaway couple of times a week now.
 >>/596023/
PERMA BAN THIS IJUT
 >>/596027/
Good pie.
 >>/596032/
It's driving you mad?
 >>/596000/
All we can do is battle on m8
> iktf
 >>/596030/
> Remember the irish and slavs may look white, but they aren't.
A very Jewish post.
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wish I could give cruisey a call.
 >>/596037/
very cringe
Why would anyone post that shit
I have gone full circle. Posso hates me again.
 >>/596039/
Take it easy. Thats a neet from a bad home trying to deal with shit.
 >>/596038/
What would you say to him?
Make him a vocaroo.
 >>/596038/
Only VIMs get that service.
 >>/596042/
It's not the same in voc. I need to know hes listening when I say whats needed to be said.
 >>/596044/
You need to sing it to him. Cruisey can't resist the romance of a song.
 >>/596040/
Did he delete the email you sent him?
 >>/596046/
I never sent it.
 >>/596045/
> romance of a song.
He himself has the voice of an angel.
 >>/596048/
Thank you.
bunch of poofs
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 >>/596050/
*bunch of dignified browsers of ausneets
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This is me here on /ausneets/. I keep telling Monk to stop drinking lol.
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 >>/596052/
how are you doing neet?
whats got you justed?
 >>/596052/
tee hee hee
bitching cunt fuck
I might walk to the gym soon.
 >>/596056/
garn stop for a long neck along the way?
 >>/596053/
It is just the usual m8. I am not doing well but not in crisis either.
 >>/596056/
Good idea NEET. Have a good session.
might by myself a russian wife soon
@BO -- requesting 72 hour ban. 
A depressing community here today.
 >>/596057/
No.
 >>/596061/
> today
But it's night time, you silly billy.
 >>/596061/
Which NEET are you?
 >>/596061/
Can't we just ban the emo neets who keep dragging shit down?
 >>/596063/
It's monk. His ego makes him feel likes hes above it all despite circling the drain.
Nighty night NEETs.
 >>/596065/
cut off from ausneets, he'll fall off the wagon, then cruisey will blame himself for not being there to offer support
 >>/596064/
> Can't we just ban...
Maybe we should ban you instead.
 >>/596065/
I close the tab and then open it 2 minutes later, an endless cycle. I'm not above it I just want to do something else for once
Putting my socks on now.
 >>/596066/
Good night.
 >>/596070/
Good, your feet were cold last night.
I wonder if these self-ban NEETs keep reading the threads even though they can't post?
 >>/596073/
Yeah
Sometimes I even disconenct my phone from the wifi to reply to a post
 >>/596074/
Addiction.
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Wish we could just get comfy in the neet jacuzzi like it was 2016-17 again.
Very boring thred
 >>/596077/
tell me what exciting shit you have to say?
time for a cruise
wonder if I'm on the only neet who had a 50cc moped
 >>/596079/
stay away from craigs monk
Quiet night at the gym
 >>/596082/
Pass wind in the squat rack.
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> tfw ancient
it all turned to shit
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 >>/596085/
I am ancient too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OvTZ6Xuh-kk 
thinking about that one ineffible neet
 >>/596088/
Oh yeah?
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Monks standing ovation at the adeliade ausneets neetup in september 2023 after a year of sobriety.
 >>/596090/
lol
dogcunt NK hasnt given us a korea update
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I have been on the gen almost 6 years.
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 >>/596093/
Lol
 >>/596092/
He has been sleeping.
 >>/596093/
We have had a good time here NEET.
Disgusting ejaculation
 >>/596098/
right on cue
your photos from korea and paragraph about your impression so far didn't upload though.
 >>/595896/
I've had my Optus number since 2003.
You didn't need to tell them your license number or any of that shit back then.
They only make media statements about this when someone else discovers the hack.
NKs a strange dichotomy. Aloof and distant on the gen but so in love with some dime a dozen gook hes willing to spend a few months warehouse wage to go visit her.
That post I made above was very bitter. NK is doing well and i'm just a piece of shit. I would chop my pinky off for a girl like that.
I don't like how people are making negative comments about NK's relationship.
I am happy for him. There is a lot of jealousy on here.
Transitioning to couch. Excited for a good sober sleep and some morning instants. Thirty (30) days since I went more than 24h without a gooning.
G'nite
 >>/596103/
 >>/596102/
I clarified it. I'm just a bitter pig.
 >>/596104/
Good night Trans(ition)NEET.
 >>/596105/
Well at least you are honest enough to admit it.
NK is an /ausneets/ success story. he has come a long way.
 >>/596104/
goodnight monk you are doing well.
what the fuck can I do posso
 >>/596109/
What are you talking about?
 >>/596110/
I don't know. I shouldn't have mentioned you.
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 >>/596112/
ugly ape
 >>/596113/
the darker the fruit the sweeter the juice
Too many standards. Feel like monk in late 2016. Just wanna smash my macbook against the wall.
Posso was always a good judge of character. I should be purged.
 >>/596116/
You are not the vile NEET you used to be.
 >>/596117/
I have more restraint than before. I'm still ugly on the inside as well. The bile has emerged again. I've been impotently raging about that neets success and my stagnation.
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.
 >>/596114/
Does darker piss taste sweeter?
It's smells stronger than clear piss.
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 >>/596122/
What Stanley doesn't show in his haul pictures.
 >>/596115/
I can’t even remember what that was like
a bit chilly tonight
Can’t sleep
Imaginary conversations in my head
3am NEET
Hope NK made her squeal like her first rape.
mording
Morning neets. Slept like shit, but woke up with the solution to a puzzle I was working on last night.
 >>/596129/
morning m8
shit, can't remember how much coffee I've had this morning, dunno if it's safe to keep drinking
 >>/596071/
Thank (You)!

 >>/596085/
I have always liked that image. More the edit with the coffee.

 >>/596093/
No one leaves the bucket.

 >>/596120/
 >>/596122/
kek

 >>/596130/
> the solution to a puzzle I was working on last night.
Based.

 >>/596131/
It'll be falling out of you.

 >>/596129/
 >>/596130/
Good morning NEETs.
> Should you stay or should you go, Joe? 'Scary and sad' video shows Biden, 79, appearing to get lost while walking off stage and asking crowd how to leave after UN speech
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11239363/Sad-video-shows-Biden-appearing-lost-ask-crowd-leave-walking-stage.html
 >>/596133/
Father like son
> Hunter gone wild! Unhinged videos show the president's son dancing shirtless, slipping down a waterslide naked and entertaining hookers at debauched pool party in $4,140-per-night Malibu rental
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11228367/Wild-videos-Hunter-Biden-going-waterslide-naked-entertaining-hookers.html
 >>/596134/
I'm glad to see that all the billions of dollars america is sending to the ukraine is eventually flowing back to benefit at least some americans.
A shame.
> Horrifically injured woman is awarded more than $1MILLION compo after wedging her handbag in train doors while trying to catch it as it departed
>>Ms Chol, 52, attempted to board a train at Auburn Station on August 4, 2016, by swinging her handbag between the doors to stop them closing.
>>But the doors didn't open and she was left clinging on to her bag until the train pulled her off balance as it left the station.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11237533/Aluk-Majok-Chol-awarded-1million-payout-Sydney-Trains-falling-train-platform.html
 >>/596135/
They should be putting some of those funds to researching dementia and alzheimer's.
> What your PENIS says about you: Men with big members and trimmed pubic hair are seen as more extroverted and open to new experiences – while those with smaller ones are perceived as more neurotic
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11238285/Men-big-penises-trimmed-pubic-hair-seen-extroverted-study-finds.html
Big penis, big penisality.
 >>/596139/
Exactly.
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Home. Having an energy drink.
 >>/596142/
> Good.
I laughed.
I also admire 'bats use of the emoji.
Still receiving calls from weird country towns. Barmedman, Bendemeer, Thoona, Bevendale, Oberon, Anembo, Dungog.
 >>/596145/
Perhaps someone is whizzing around to those towns and calling you. You should report the calls to your provider for them to investigate further.
 >>/596146/
I think Optus has enough on their plate at the moment.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/today-host-karl-stefanovic-stays-silent-as-police-investigate-allegations-he-touched-a-waiter/news-story/54d9cfcc7a0aeaf295fcdedb80a4fc8c
 >>/596145/
> Bendemeer
Perhaps Barnaby was trying to call you.
 >>/596147/
There should be no excuse for their poor security practices. Chances are if they are calling you, they are probably doing it to other people.
 >>/596148/
I have never liked him on the TV, not really sure why. It has nothing to do with that but something about him I do not like.
Worker got a call from ATO asking if I was paying overtime. Also missed two shifts yesterday. 
Struggle street arc fast approaching.
 >>/596152/
Get your shit together.
 >>/596151/
He's about as genuine as a three dollar bill.
 >>/596154/
Could that perception. There is something else though. I
 >>/596153/
Might just move in with monk.
 >>/596152/
Keep pushing on NEET. You can do it.
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 >>/596150/
Enterprise Grade
https://7news.com.au/business/centrelink/michael-was-wrongly-hounded-by-centrelink-over-1000-hes-getting-7-cents-in-compensation-c-8234607
Morning, doing some spring cleaning in my room.
 >>/596158/
With many shifty cunts from Singapore(Singtel), a step below Telstra and that is an achievement.
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Based Alex Jones causing a ruckus
 >>/596160/
Good morning NEET.

Good luck with the clean.
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 >>/596162/
Imagine being his lawyer.
 >>/596164/
This is during the damages portion of the trial, where it has already been established that he is liable. Saying you're not sorry, haven't learned anything, aren't going to change, etc is an interesting legal strategy.
 >>/596162/
What a machine. Fuck the system.
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Bosnian girl smoking a cigarette during Yugoslavian war, 1992
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> Bosnian girl smoking a cigarette during Yugoslavian war, 1992
Српска проститутка пуши после секса
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> Srpska prostitute pushes after sex
?
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What’s the problem, have you not been paying overtime?

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She’s right about the booze. Your digestive system is probably as fucked as mine
Have to organise a police clearance.
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are bosnians white?
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see if they'll accept a note from the neet council
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/sep/23/queensland-to-allow-granny-flats-to-be-rented-as-urgent-fix-for-housing-crisis
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It's not a housing crisis - we've got plenty of housing, we've just got too many people. It's an overcrowding crisis. And thinking of it like that presents a solution - start deporting people, starting with the most recent arrivals.
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This evening on womboflix we are playing Man on Fire (2004), the story of a black cia agent shooting mexicans because they kidnapped Dakota Fanning or something. I don't know. We'll learn the full story tonight.

Then on Saturday we're streaming The Prestige (2006), a story of feuding magicians in 19th century London.
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Good morning NEETs.
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good morning late riser neet
 >>/596132/
Good morning
$71 for a police clearance
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Wouldn't it be nice
 >>/596142/
> doing a shit
> exiting southern expressway
 >>/596155/
Could it be his life is better than yours in every aspect?
 >>/596174/
Since when weren't they allowed to be rented out? Landlords would rent out closets if they could.

 >>/596175/
Last hired first fired.
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Good morning NEET.
 >>/596176/
Chuck Rambo(2008) on the list.
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Did Big Fella put on First Blood once, or did I imagine that?
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Actually I think he might've played '08 Rambo already. Probably streamed the whole series.
 >>/596188/
I can only imagine the garbage you must watch for these to be viewing suggestions.
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> Probably streamed the whole series.
nah that didn't happen
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No. I have accepted myself, appearance and personality. I am happy as long as I have a roof over my head and food in my stomach. The only thing I do miss is my dog. I do not want to be in the public view like him, I would rather remain unknown and a nobody.

But there is something forced about his personality that I do not like about him. That's probably it.
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nigger
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Springies of death.
 >>/596190/
Mostly KingCobraJFS and Greg's Kitchen.
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Gook afternoon.
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Possum did Dim Mak on me once
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You are a strong NEET.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-09-23/prostate-cancer-routine-screens-for-men-needed-doctors-say/101453794
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About to open this homosexual looking beer I was given.
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I'm not one of them.
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Was this the freebie? How in teh fuck are you getting free booze?
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one of the freebies
I don't know
Went to get a haircut, as I’m walking on the street I see this guy slouched over on a public bench with a wine bottle tipped over underneath it. Tragic gooner I though. Possibly some dark forshadowing. As I’m walked back there’s ambos for him lying down with oxygen and starting some injections. Non responsive. Thought I’d circle back as I’m driving home and there was another ambo crew there, I think out of the corner of my eye I saw a white sheet. That or they needed more hands to lift the big boy.
RIP Jason, bad luck on your final boong cycle 
Haircut looks good tho
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> Haircut looks good tho
You look great NEET.
 >>/596208/
> hair looks good

Glad the story ended on a positive.
Might do some grocery shopping soon. Get some moofie night treats. Need another goon sack too.
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fuck off Cruisey
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Another neet falls by the wayside.
FIFO is the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=jpOetUGvuLY 
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/boss-in-china-installs-cameras-in-toilets-to-monitor-employees-breaks/news-story/a0ef2b11e4303c05d4831b0d9e254f5f
poast moar
https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affair/series-of-signs-divide-sydney-residents-cumberland-council/0b06a13a-2e23-4e2e-bbe0-10576ba09582?ocid=Social-ACA
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Poo tax soon.
In gook lady territory, wonder if she’d remember me
 >>/596216/
> Bussleton
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it's bussin fr fr
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Stay away
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You can check by whether she giggles.
 >>/596222/
Go and find her
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https://stormer-daily.rw/family-shocked-after-14-year-old-whore-daughter-dies-with-negroid-sex-pal/
> If I was President of America, I would give the shooter the medal of freedom award for putting this trollop where she belongs: in the grave.
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The first one could be Yilong Ma
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-chinese-doppelgaenger-suspended-from-chinas-tiktok-twitter-2022-5
I just had a white monster for the first time. It is my first energy drink.
It tasted okay but I can still feel the acid wearing away my teeth.
 >>/596233/
Razzle Berry Mother is my new go-to. It has zero sugar and half the carbs of white Mondster.
 >>/596229/
Never relax at an American McDonalds.
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lol
Somebody didn't like Fat Harry Potter's rap
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 >>/596236/
Got what he deserves.
^okay?
 >>/596238/
Don't you know how to reply to posts?
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Nice, I hope you enjoy your purchase.
 >>/596240/
Nice
 >>/596240/
Based.
I can already sense Stanley seething.
 >>/596244/
He will be tempted to post a consoomer meme or gif.
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 >>/596245/
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person here who mocks numbo.

 >>/596240/
Buy some new records?
 >>/596246/
Aye it's a bit like that sometimes.
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 >>/596236/
What a sad world we live in.
 >>/596250/
Yeah, retards dressed up like a Harry Potter character and rapping shouldn't be allowed out in public.
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 >>/596244/
i need another shower
 >>/596253/
You have the one I didn't use
 >>/596252/
Vile
 >>/596186/
Serious suggestions only m8
 >>/596256/
> m8
 >>/596257/
We're the only m8s you've got, m8. Don't be dismissive.
 >>/596256/
FUck off it's a good action-packed moofie. One of the last good works from Stallone. Lots of gooks getting slaughtered. Bang bang shooty kill.
 >>/596212/
Wasn't even me.
 >>/596259/
Rambo massacres a bunch of gooks at the end of the movie with a heavy machine gun. Still doesn't mean it's a good movie.
He always accuses me of shit.
 >>/596262/
That reminds me, we should add Wrongfully Accused (1998) to the moofies list.
 >>/596233/
You didn't sip it right. 
Pink and blue ones are better.
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Cruisey here is that meme I wanted you to print.
 >>/596263/
After Hannah and her sisters.
 >>/596266/
Womboflix has only one rule - no woody allen movies.
 >>/596267/
All movies are valid.
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 >>/596249/
The Monster has given me indigestion.
 >>/596262/
You need to take this place less seriously.
gonna watch a movie
 >>/596271/
You need to take this place less pee pee poo poo
 >>/596272/
Enjoy.
 >>/596274/
dont tell me what to do
Garn pay me rent and get a cask
the >tfw no gf thread on /wsg/ is pushing me closer to suicide
 >>/596277/
Do not look at things you know will upset you NEET.
 >>/596277/
what's /wsg/?
having a rum and pondering my broken handbrake cable
 >>/596252/
> so fucking juicy
Yeah buddy!
 >>/596265/
> I wanted you to print.
What a luxury service.
 >>/596282/
He doesn't do girlfriend experience. I asked.
 >>/596282/
Based on his earlier post today, I'm not sure he can afford to print it.
 >>/596240/
Based.
 >>/596284/
He's like a NEET with a Barossa Leg ham under one arm who complains he doesn't have any bread.
 >>/596283/
And the tuckin service is also restricted.
might look into doing online data entry jobs
 >>/596284/
He needs to take on some of those mentally ill VIMs. The 'they/them' client would make him rolling in the cash.
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Trust the needful.
> The “senior insider” told the ABC an error made by a programmer may have opened the door for hackers.
> “(It’s) still under investigation; however, this breach like most appears to come down to human error,” the source told the ABC.
> While it was believed the process would only grant access to authorised company systems, outsiders may have been granted access via a test network.
> “Eventually one of the networks it was exposed to was a test network which happened to have internet access,” the source reportedly said.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hacking/major-optus-customer-data-breach-blamed-on-human-error/news-story/bf4c9a26aa46cbf2426db3be3a76d1f9
 >>/596286/
This is a very apt description.
 >>/596286/
 >>/596291/
True food for thought.
Straight to the arse!
> Cop grabbed men on buttocks during party
>>A police officer who grabbed men on the buttocks at a party has had his charges dealt with under the Mental Health Act.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/cop-grabbed-men-on-buttocks-during-party/news-story/e29c4a5b825bc1eeeb686f66e74b63b0
 >>/596293/
> Mental Health Act.
> No conviction recorded
so he still gets to keep his badge and gun?
 >>/596294/
So long as the finger doesn't enter the anus, it's only a misdemeanor
In the UK they do not have the word "pulp" in relation to orange juice. They call pulp "juicy bits".
 >>/596295/
A guy in BEST A who was photographed with a colander on his head lost his firearms license.
I never penetrated him with me digit your honour.
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Thinking of having a binge.
 >>/596299/
The chockies?
 >>/596299/
What are you thinking of eating?
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 >>/596301/
Probably hungry jacks, because I'm worth it.
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Wish I could eat 14 pizzas
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Nobody can eat 14 pizzas, NEET.
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 >>/596305/
Someone did
 >>/596302/
You're worth more than that NEET.
 >>/596299/
Big?
 >>/596306/
I too believe.
 >>/596302/
Get some springies.
 >>/596239/
Do you?
 >>/596290/
Could not have been Sir if it was indeed a human error.
 >>/596316/
Well spotted NEET. You are correct.
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Classic story, though he did get the licence back.

> Guy Albon, a disibility support worker

You mong herders are a silly bunch.
feeling sad
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I have not shopped at Dan's since the incident.
Went to nanabots. She was out of chardy so I bought here a 4L sack. She told me to bring it back in one of those green reusable shopping bags so the neighbours in the retirement place won’t see it. A proper gooner
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Thanks it’s fucking noice 


 >>/596244/
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Yep
 >>/596247/
No just been spinning heaps but yes need some new stuff
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 >>/596324/
Dr Dre Beats By Dr Dre are the best headphones
might put my jamies on and watch some star wars
 >>/596324/
Based.
 >>/596326/
The moofie is soon.
 >>/596324/
It better give you the power to transform into a superhero, at that cost.
 >>/596328/
it's probably scary
Sunny and light winds tomorrow. Might have to do some washing.
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That doesn't look good for the soul.
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So how's the business goin?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lS8IbJqdLno 
Did Weber give us the final verdict on Nuro's cable?
Neighbour girl has moved out. Might be time for a no holds barred fleshlight session
Brnis
 >>/596337/
Yes
 >>/596337/
You neets couldn't handle the size and thickness of nuro's cable
 >>/596336/
What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.
 >>/596338/
Loud grunting?
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We will be screening Man on Fire (2004) in one hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - that neet who always complains about jews and blacks in the chat may want to give it a miss, because I suspect this movie has a negro in it.
 >>/596343/
MoofiesNEET lives to be miserable and to try and spread misery around. He will be there.
 >>/596344/
He'll be there for Dakota's Fanny
 >>/596344/
He monitors the status of his tab well.
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You hear a creeper creepin up behind, you're out of time. Cause this is Nuro, nuro's life. And no one's gonna save ya from the based one's iphone 9. Yeah this is keeeeeeno. Kee-no pilled.
 >>/596345/
Poorly bantered
 >>/596349/
lol you don't know tiffin
 >>/596350/
Yes I do
Post
 >>/596353/
What are you up to NEET?
 >>/596354/
The esoteric jew, you?
 >>/596355/
I'm watching Family Guy Star Wars Episodes. I am halfway through their Return of the Jedi one.
 >>/596356/
I hope you enjoy it
 >>/596352/
KEK
 >>/596358/
Stop being a shit stirrer
Put a few lengths of duct tape perpendicular on teh power cable of the fridge. This may or may not prevent old Mickey from climbing up like it did last night, shitting all over the kitchen sink.
> stanley being a creep like usual
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Alone on Friday night? Come hang out with the boys while we watch Man on Fire at https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - movie's starting now!
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I hope you NEETs have a good time.
Data issues will prevent my joining tonight or tomorrow.
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Reddit response
 >>/596368/
Lol poor
 >>/596370/
Just poor internet.
 >>/596371/
Lol poor
Just slip it in
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Went to some bar last night and fed a feral kitten then I sucked off a horse today.
There's fuck all tourists on the island which is good and I'm probably the only white person in the hotel.
JUST SLIP IT IN
 >>/596375/
You must get a lot of side eye.
 >>/596375/
There's no cock like horse cock,
Send your arsehole into shock
 >>/596375/
fuck off normie traitor
 >>/596265/
That name scrubbed out looks tacky
 >>/596380/
Cut your shit out
 >>/596375/
Looks like a nice spot.
 >>/596380/
Stop embarrassing yourself troll.
Broken penis
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Imagine wanting an ifunny low quality meme printed.
 >>/596375/
> then I sucked off a horse today.
I think you can get into trouble for that.
 >>/596387/
Your penis small
 >>/596324/
Ladida
 >>/596387/
Open the purse strings and print it for him.
 >>/596378/
I saw the horse shit and I felt very intimidated
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