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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/warnings/deadly-reason-to-cover-up-at-some-aussie-beaches/news-story/c84796a0aaf9c9a79a8342fb4c2ced04
box jellyfish swimming from the NT to Sydney
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-20/lgbtqia-seniors-sex-relationships-theatre-sydney-worldpride/101990598
vile
Read the Woolworths catalogue for this week. Even things on special are absurdly expensive. Inflation eating into the NEET budget.
 >>/671625/
Let them know that it's now classes as autism, which is scaled on a never ending spectrum. 
So everyone had adhd, which means it isn't real.
How do I get accounts on services that want a phone number before signing you up? I don't want to give out mine.
 >>/671639/
No, they don't fare very well in urban areas where they are held in captivity,they need to be able to run free in the forests and feed on the native garlic breads that grow in the bushland.
lol there is an article about Cruisey's friend.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/my-hobby-is-chadfishing-whes-incels-vile-scheme-to-stand-up-aussie-tinder-dates/news-story/a078015dfabd097c9be9340732b8e2be
 >>/671659/
He has been here more recently than that.
I don't know if the Chadfishing is real or if he just mocks up all the screenshots and transcripts of supposed conversations with his "victims".
Some car insurance sites will let you enter your gender as 'non-binary'. Wondering if it makes a difference for the premium.
 >>/671657/
Kek
Making a fake tinder account might actually be be a good experiment. If I just act like myself at least that'll let me know my personality isn't all to blame
 >>/671676/
I always had the impression that only low quality people use Tinder in the first place, not the kind of people I would want to associate with in real life.
 >>/671688/
Yes, they've ruined pubs. I was under the impression getting a pokies license required that venue serve food, but apparently not.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/fitness-influencer-reveals-how-to-order-mini-big-mac-at-maccas/news-story/5f2e3ba682f5a40181da675faecac530
I bet the Chinks are going to perform a "military intervention" in Afghanistan through the Wakhan corridor in the next 10-15 years. I'd be curious how the Pakis will react to that.
 >>/671709/
Alice Springs should have it's human population evacuated then walled up, leave them for a decade. Same with all the other boong towns through the country.
 >>/671706/
I really don't see the attraction to it, its similar to those gacha games on phones. They just look so fucking boring, although I've never been in a pub in my adult life that wasn't just having a meal with family before leaving.
This would make a good NEET house https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/house-in-the-clouds-has-stood-for-100-years/news-story/87108d8a5a63c41d61233ade500d8a62
Very pleased with these butcher made bbq  sausages I've been eating for the past week, don't think I'm ever going to touch the woolies made ones ever again. What's the best sort of sausage neets?
 >>/671737/
I see. They're too expensive for my random consumption. I'm too fussy to eat whatever the special is without knowing in advance, nor do I want to be locked into specific days of the week.
What's a typical excess for car insurance? Some of these online jews seem to sneakily give you much higher ones to offer you lower rates.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-21/extremist-patrick-patmore-sentenced-three-years-home-detention/102002592
> A senior member of a South Australian national socialist group found in possession of a small explosive, weapons and extremist material will serve at least 19 months on home detention.

FFS possum...
 >>/671746/
He had a machete. What if he'd been planning on doing some gardening in his back yard without local council permission. Think of the public safety.
 >>/671747/
Box of Inghams southern chicken patties (4 in a box), 6 burger rolls (buttercup or tiptop), iceberg lettuce, tomato wouldn't be much more than $15 and do 4 meals
fucken pajeet brought me the wrong cans (1.0 standards instead of 2.0) and then the fucken neighbour stood at the fence and shouted until i came outside and askeed to borrow my hammer drill
complained my way to a $15 jimmy brings voucher in addition to keeping their wrong alcohol
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/shoplifter-stole-5000-of-meat-from-adelaide-supermarkets-in-a-fortnight/news-story/408a5e2a9d2b91990286919742c2da9e
BEST A
lol dominos is still delivering in pairs and when I asked the one who got out the car how his day was, he said he had already received three death threats
 >>/671796/
It wasn't tampered with, you can tell it went into the oven looking much the same way.
I put 4 slices in the fridge for tomorrow.
Opened a bottle of shiraz.
Webby could be almost 4 months into a diet by now if he didn't make that excuse about the renovations stressing him too much to stop stuffing his gob
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/university-professor-fired-for-shocking-quiz-question-about-incest/news-story/727ede5bbd8ac02eb17da836f2556c9c
Weber arrives at Motherbat's and is shocked to see the whole NEET Council sitting with her in the living room taking tea.
"Take a seat," Monk says, "this is an intervention."
Motherbat starts to sob as she for gestures Weber to sit in the vacant chair.
Still so much housework to do, trash everywhere, so many dirty things.
Hit some cobwebs with a towel, now I've got another dirty towel.
Time for bed 
Lost about 400 reddit karma today redpilling zoomer normies on how their so called mental illnesses aren’t real. Someone’s gotta do it.
Night kings
At what point do you guys quit a job? I work retail and its alright but
> constantly seems like there's new tasks added to my job and extra stuff to do and keep track of
I'm not that smart and just want to stock shelves and serve customers
> There's this one mean lady I have to work with always seems to be criticising me and treating me like I'm a retard (already said I'm not smart, but still). She treats customers like shit too, but she's a bootlicker and does work hard
There's never really any downtime at my job either, but I don't really mind (that's what im being paid for afterall). I see other anons saying they've got really chill jobs where they can shitpost or work on hobbies in between work. Are those really that normal?

Is it normal to like your job?
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Sitting next to the aircon, blowing heat on me in my undies.
Cool breeze, watching bullants. Cockies in the distance. 
Intense shoulder and neck pain. Unable to get drunk.
 >>/671872/
i quit maccas when after 4 years because they started making us do the same shit with less people and our new manager treated me like shit but I was still with family so there was no risk, I would say I liked that job but only because my co-workers were all friendly even if the job itself was kinda ass
rn I have a more chill job (entirely due to nepotism) and it's mostly the same where I'd say I like the job because my co-workers are all friendly (though it being more relaxed and letting me just sit there sometimes spacing out helps)
 >>/671872/
> I'm not that smart and just want to stock shelves and serve customers
Excluding the serving customers bit, that fits me. I feel like the people here treat me simultaneously smarter and dumber than I really am. I've noticed that I've been having to close for my department more often recently, sometimes being the only person in my department. It's not bad and I'm almost always done with 20-30 minutes to spare but that extra bit of responsibility I've been given is a bit concerning, even though it's extremely minor responsibility.
> There's never really any downtime at my job either
I notice that tends to make the shift go by faster for me.
> I see other anons saying they've got really chill jobs where they can shitpost or work on hobbies in between work. Are those really that normal?
I feel like those NEETs are either the uni educated book learnin' NEETs or also the mong herders that happen to just get a lot of downtime on their jobs. I'm a retailcuck at Coles and I still get some decent amount of downtime to shit post here. When my mobile IP for the day isn't banned for some reason.
 >>/671891/
Because services streaming services don't use codecs that are easy to rip. Print screen when Netflix window is open and the window goes black.
> I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. 20 years ago, it had a freshness, a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boys eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode. 'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said. "Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously. 'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said. 'Anything, sir, anything!' 'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He bursts into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.
I'd love to try one of those cuban sandwiched they have in america, with roast pork and ham and melted cheese and mustard. I wonder if any place here does a good one.
disappointed that the neets stopped talking as soon as I got home. Once again I am left with no friends.
There's been a disappointing lack of history videos on youtube recently with which to help me fall asleep.
This week's womboflix movies - 
We've had two threads dedicated to her, now we have a movie - Ana De Armas stars in Blade Runner 2049 (2017) as Ryan Gosling's holographic waifu on Saturday.

Then on Sunday we have Leaving Las Vegas (1995) - a Hollywood screenwriter who lost everything because of his alcoholism, arrives in Las Vegas to drink himself to death. There, he meets and forms an uneasy friendship and non-interference pact with prostitute Sera.
Back from huge dog walk. Bit more speed on The Whale (2022) now. getting a solid 3mb/s. ETA down to 9 minutes. Very excited. Wish I had some neet treats to have with it.
 >>/671946/
A bunch of those channels are really leftwing. Don't know about that one though. I guess there is very little left on youtube that isn't pretty left wing.
We should get the BEST A neets together to go on a roadtrip like in the Redgum song The Last Frontier.
My shoulder has been very sore all day.
I have used sevetal creams and had an epsom salt bath
 Bren stretching on s fpam roll 
Might need that cortizone.
I had two chicken breasts the ones I flattened earlier and four eggs for my post workout meal.
Finished The Whale (2022). Didn't mean to stay up like this but I needed to finish it. Incredible film. I do not recommend that the execs watch it as it is an emotional wallop. It is the only film to have brought me to tears. All whilst fully sober as well. Christ.
Unnamed neets could each take a day, and become important neets with names, like 'friday meme poster neet'
eleemosynary
adjective [el-ih-MAH-suh-nair-ee]

1. of, relating to, or supported by, charity

The NEET Commune was made possible by eleemosynary donations.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-style/red-carpet/euphoria-star-sydney-sweeney-wows-in-jessica-rabbit-dress/news-story/7a707ec0aed5b868503aa3e7195b22ac
dunno who this is, but the dress makes a nice change from the sort of shit these cunts usually wear
Yesterday I received my water and electricity bills. Overnight I received my Internet bill. Need to have a poo and think about what else will arrive this week or next.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11777705/Indigenous-man-sue-Centrelink-early-access-age-pension-shorter-life-expectancy.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11774657/Five-Dock-Bowling-Club-cops-criticism-fake-45-chicken-schnitzel.html
> $45 chicken schnitzel
> It serves sausages for $35
> cheapest steak is $55
 >>/672022/
> If you ordered a chicken parmy with two sides (chips and salad) and a single beer, you'd pay a whopping $63. That's a meal for one person, not two.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11774447/Wombat-poo-mystery-solved-Tasmanian-scientists-looked-cooled-volcanic-material.html
Imagine siding with globohomo and their trumped up charges. They wanted to silence him because he was having too much influence. Their reach is almost unlimited.
 >>/672031/
is this politic theater or hollywood stuff? im tired of hearing about useless stuff that people get heated over. anything spicy or just standard outrage diversions?
I got back from doing some grocery shopping.
On my way out of the house I saw my neighbours driving out. I waved. I thought how typical it was that I couldn't leave the house without bumping into them. I feel smothered, they are always there.
And then when I walked into the supermarket there they were again, right by the entrance and pointing at me to each other.
I went and made a bit of small talk as the old fella put white onions in a plastic bag. Then again as I bumped into the adult son who had been getting bread.
Awkward, awful, I can't deal with this sort of thing.
I feel smothered, suffocated. I dream of living completely isolated from everyone.
I was really paranoid about what I put in my trolley too, knowing that they might see and judge me for the executive treats.
I got out of there faster than I would have liked. My shopping list mostly unfulfilled.
When does it end?
The first time I went to the supermarket I realised I had forgotten my wallet and had to drive back home to get it. My brain no longer functions properly.
One of the urban dirt bike cunts got cleaned up in Perth. I do not wish them ill but they really are very inconsiderate and annoying.

https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/teenager-16-killed-while-riding-offroad-motorbike/news-story/5c8a41984e31166b0ff73242bdb38561
Four thin pork sausages down the hatch, glad I didn't have anything with them apart from a bit of tomato sauce as I feel full enough.