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I squashed a mosquito between my thumb and forefinger. It was made lazy by engorgement. Blood everywhere.
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Morning
Sounds good
That truck launcher you mentioned in the old thread is how they empty wood chips at the dock. They then get shipped off to China or somewhere and reimported as ikea furniture or something
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Doing a poo. Haven’t done one for 48 hours or so. They might need to rename Portland to Pooland shortly.
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tepid
adjective [tep-id]

1. moderately warm; lukewarm
2a. lacking in passion, force, or zest
2b. marked by an absence of enthusiasm or conviction

W’s shower was tepid.
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My local cinema is showing john wick 4 16 times today. Might wait until it's less popular and the cinema less crowded.
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Tonight on womboflix, we present the first episode of Squid Game - the most successful tv show in the history of netflix, top-viewed program in 94 countries and attracting more than 142 million member households and amassing 1.65 billion viewing hours during its first four weeks from launch. Join us as the ausneets movie crew investigates whether it's any good or just another meme series. 7pm AEDT.

On Saturday we will be screening the Australian crime drama Chopper (2000), and on Sunday the musical...something film, The Blues Brothers (1980)
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Good morning, fellow humans. I will be doing normal human activities today, such as listening to human music.
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Just had someting awesome happen, was walking back from the shops and a big flock of galahs flew off the main street and all swirled around me.
It was only about 5-10 seconds but it was like being in the middle of a galah cyclone.
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Some Phillipino-sounding woman phoned and said she was from some Electrical company and could she please speak to Julie.
I told her she had the wrong number and then she told me to please wait while she checked.
I snorted and just hung up.
I am not Julie.
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Might get some of the white gum boots the guys on the commercial fishing boats wear. They look quite stylish.
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Got a sampler 4 pack to take home. Might have them for breakfast if the motel fridge works. Sales/bar girl was friendly.
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I just saw some boots that said they were made from vegan leather.
Does that mean they were made from real vegans?
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Back from a shopping expedition. Flat breads acquired.
There were two African women in the middle of the toiletries aisle and one of them had her thongs off and was lotioning up her legs and feet from a bottle of moisturiser they opened and then left on the shelf.
It was not as erotic as it might sound. My indignation was too great and they weren't that attractive.
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I wonder if big shopping centres have a security code for when a boong or homeless person takes a shit somewhere.
> We have a code brown occuring outside Dan Murphys, I repeat a code brown
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Awoken. 
Had a weird dream where this little puppy was getting fucked up by a bull and I couldn't do anything. I kept telling the dog to run but it wouldn't. It ended up with a cut gut with blood pouring out and I was punching the bull in the head. Very sad and angry feel.
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Made it to Robe.
Everybody parked randomly at the motel and checked in. I had parked in bay 3 but was assigned room 2. While I was unpacking the car of both my stuff and that of the old bloke I have been driving about, the club member who had been given room 3 started carrying on about me not moving my car fast enough. Told him to get fucked and walked off down the street. Drinking beer at the moment.
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It fucking shits me that I wrote off the entirety of Monday waiting for shitskin RACV and tow truck drivers, crammed a suitcase and two soft bags into my car (in addition to my own), took on another passenger, loaded and unloaded this guy and his stuff each day, and get treated with contempt by some other cunt when he’s denied his parking spot for five minutes. Fucking boomers.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/suspicious-fire-engulfs-qld-home-after-address-of-alleged-teen-torturer-leaked-online/news-story/5f29df098c4189be400abf529aedd260
Good on them. Pity the occupants didn’t die
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Neets, projectionist neet is suffering from mental retardation and forgot that Saturday was April 1st and shibs is streaming a movie then. I guess I didn't want March to end. We're going to show Saturday's movie, Chopper, this Friday so we don't clash with shibs.
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we will be streaming the first episode of the korean survival drama Squid Game. 20 minutes before that, in 40 minutes time, we will be screening the latest episode of Bedtime Stories, which I think is about a bizarre murder case this week. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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Is Squid Game the tv equivalent to gangnam style, a smash one hit wonder from korea that won't be followed up by similarly performing shows?
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 >>/685922/
The movies are on Friday and Sunday. Womboflix has been playing the first episode of certain choice tv series for a couple of weeks now on every Wednesday, and will continue to do so for a bit. If you have any suggestions for tv you'd like to see, make them here.
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One of the waitresses at the pub was all “are you with the Corvette Club… I saw you driving before and they look fantastic” and instead of taking the cue and offering her a ride or making small talk, I just stared at her nose piercing and thought about cows.
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Relapsed, watching YouTube. Watching a video and realised it was a dishonest advertisement. Realised it was the third such dishonest advertisement I've watched, for free. Angry with myself, no more YouTube
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Pick out something good and I will come and join you, as long as you put some socks on, last time your long toenails scratched my thighs.
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Come and join me and the other neet while we watch a youtube vid.
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I used to always sleep in a sleep bag on a bare mattress due to coming from a bad home. I woke up one night to the most vile smart I've ever smelt. I seriously thought I'd shit myself. I'm still not sure if I woke up only by coincidence or if the smell was bad enough to wake me up.
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> in a sleep bag
> most vile smart
Fucking hell, the goon has turned me into a pajeet minda. Laughing at the idea of an indian having down syndrome or something.
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I asked Possum about his opinion on land rights once and he kicked me in the balls and said "there's two achers for ya cunt".
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Just watched master and commander. I thought I'd seen it. If I have, I'd forgotten it. 
I'm not sure what the ending means.
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I'm not sure it is meant to have much of a meaning tbh. Maybe just sequel bait? Do you mean how the French captain starts to get away?
I really like the film.
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Possum dropped a gook at 400 yards with his SLR once.
He had a nice clear line of sight down King William's
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Two vomits. Did it yesterday too. 
Maybe those couple of days without a coffee did it. 
I've always made it strong, I'll try making it weaker tomorrow.
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Looked down at the scales this morning neets and saw the greatest sight I've seen for years: 124kg
Need to keep going, next stop is 119kg
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On Friday womboflix will be streaming Chopper (2000) - the story of a lovable irish tyke called Mark 'Chopper' Read and all the mischevious adventures he gets up to in and out of pentridge prison. Rate (R) so ask your mummybots if it's ok for you to watch.

On Saturday shibs will be streaming a horror movie called Evil Dead 2

On Sunday we have The Blues Brothers (1980), about two brothers trying to raise money to save an orphanage by getting their old band back together and playing concerts. Featuring John Belushi, Dan Ackroyd, James Brown, Cab Calloway, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, Chaka Khan, and John Lee Hooker, Carrie Fisher, Henry Gibson, Charles Napier, Kathleen Freeman and John Candy.
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Do there seem to be building sites all over the place neets? There's at least 10 houses being knocked down and replaced within a few minutes walk of me. But it's bullshit because they're just replacing existing houses, not building new ones, so they're not helping the housing crisis.
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They are building a mini suburb near me, it's all those tiny houses with no yards.
The last one of those they built is now all filled with pajeets and chinks.
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I was looking at the plans of those places and if they choose the 2 car built in garage option the garage is like 28% of the floorspace.
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Possum once told me that in a truly fair world all men would be created and treated equally and there would be no need for pain,fear or hunger but unforunately man is an imperfect creature and so we live in an unjust and sinful world and that's why I don't get any garlic bread.
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Took a client to get a fancy haircut and beard trim. His mum will either yell at me or him.
He looks like a chad with a chiselled jaw now though.
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It feel it kind of tapers down in quality but it does keep you looking.

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Congratulations 124kgNEET.

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Good video.

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Based.

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> deterctorists 
I wouldn't mind seeing this.

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Lucky NEET.

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I like the direction it was headed.

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Will it spoil?

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Perfect.

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Based.

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It's been  there for at least a year or more. 

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I like this series.
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I think driving around the country side for nine days and being beholden to others has messed up my eating.
I was only able to get through two thirds of my boig and about three quarters of my chips.
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That Phillipino woman called again asking for the same person as yesterday.
I got a little short with her.
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Years ago when i got a new number I had an asian woman calling me every day asking how I got her friends phone for a week or so.
She didn't seem to understand new numbers and called so much that I told her I killed and buried her friend and I'd do the same to her if she called again.
It was really strange.
> WHERE IS MY FRIEND?
> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FRIEND?
> THIS IS HER NUMBER!
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I think it was his first one from a barber. I know the hairdresser so beard and hair cut only cost him $20
His mum said it was tidy and looked good. His neckbeard is usually attached to his chest hair.
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Golden Hour Quince Sour
The magical time between day and night when a golden glow reaches across Rivoli Bay; bask in all the day has been with a sweet fruitiness from quinces off our own tree and tart end notes.
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I had a sixpack ages ago of stubbies but the pints taste all fruity. I dont think I'll finish it.
What should I have for dinner?
I'm thinking flathead or butter chicken.
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Also when I take a pee, I like to yell out 'get some!' and pretend I'm a helicopter gunner machine gunning vietcong
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I've recently learned that white replacement is has been considered a far right conspiracy theory lately. 
How do people make such long youtube videos trying to disprove it and make all these associations with Christchurch and Trump and the alt-right etc when all you need to do is look at demographic change and birth rate data to realise its a simple fact. Owning the libs could never be easier
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Getting real sick of these cunts walkin' in here and interupting our poo conversation to talk about racial politics.
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tab tickets all over the table
they didnt have butter chicken, so made me some tikka masala which wasnt on the menu
ended up sweating everywhere
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I saw some 3-5 police cars (hard to know an exact number as some were moving) and two police horses at Smithfield. Not sure what happened. FRM was there a few hours ago and she spoke to some psycho cunt who showed her a pair of scissors and said he was going to stab someone. Lots of cops patrolling inside too. Bad home area.
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I bet this neet doesn't even sit on the dunny humming 'ride of the valkyries', then yelling 'get some' as poo shoots out of him and covers an imaginary village full of communist gooks in the toilet bowl.
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Already did. Nothing yet. Someone got stabbed last month but nothing for this one.
FRM checked the facebook page for the area and didn't find anything. I guess it could be some sort of training exercise or big show of force or something.
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They'll update this tomorrow maybe https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/northern-police-district
nothing on the sapolicenews, 7newsadelaide or 9newsadelaide twitter accounts
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> Hate myself 
Do not speak so negatively about yourself NEET. You made some mistakes, they are in the past now. Look towards the future and be kind to yourself.
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Maybe wizchan? I know kohlchan's /int/ refers to schizoid personality disorder as bernd-disease. Bernd is their term for a user of the board. They talk about it a bit. Lots of imageboard users seem to think they have it. I guess it makes sense that such people would be concentrated on ibs.
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Should be a fair few about, I found one years ago when I was hearing noises/voices etc turned out to be Hypnagogia, I posted to one to see what they thought and they knew what it was, so best to just look around.
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I think he told this chick that a ring he just stole was his grandmother's so he could get some nookie.
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Can the fellas find their ancestors here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_convicts_transported_to_Australia
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/evyd97/the-guy-who-forced-taiwanese-flight-attendants-to-wipe-his-ass-is-dead
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Do you get in trouble for torrenting stuff without a proxy? How do I download 400gb files from the internets?
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Two weeks
> Donald Trump indicted over 2016 hush money payment – report
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/30/donald-trump-indicted-stormy-daniels-hush-money
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Tonight, on womboflix, we present Chopper (2000) - Chopper tells the intense story of Mark "Chopper" Read, a legendary criminal who wrote his autobiography while serving a jail sentence in prison. His book, "From the Inside", upon which the film is based, was a best-seller. All of the most eminent neets will be there!

On Saturday shiban will be showing The Evil Dead 2

On Sunday we have The Blues Brothers (1980) - Jake Blues rejoins with his brother Elwood after being released from prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old R&B band and save the Catholic home where the two were raised, outrunning the police as they tear through Chicago.
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> get in trouble
Nah, maybe some embarrassment when mummybot sees the ISP letter about downloading Busty Boong Babysitters 27 but they won't actually do anything.
> How do I download 400gb files
What do you want to download?
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Possum recorded the American Indian sounds on Fleetwood Mac's Tusk. He didn't realise the song was about a penis at the time.
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he do a little trolling
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Am giving up, I cant get rid of that extensions icon on firefox on my windows pc, am using the same userChrome.css on it and my linux pc, the css file hides it on linux but not windows. It is beyond me.
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When I was in the BWS, a relatively young boong walked in and bought 4 casks of tawny port with some kind of state-issued credit card. He then pulled the bladders out of the boxes and put them in his backpack.
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> He then pulled the bladders out of the boxes and put them in his backpack.
I've seen a few people do the same thing, guess it's a lot easier to carry for them.
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30 minutes before the movie starts (in 20 minutes time), womboflix will be screening an episode from the documentary Housos, to help neets better understand the chopper mentality. All of the best neets will be there.
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I can’t wait for UBI and state mandated gf’s.
I might even hold hands with her if I’m feeling confident
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I remember watching this around january last year when hungarybro put it on. I was in the middle of one of my nervous breakdowns. I had stayed up the whole night before after having my 1st pfizer shot feeling nothing but impending doom.
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Dominos peedza down the hatcherino, 4 mints in my gob, some pre-game youtube (roman army supply system) hyping me up
Carn the fukken magpies
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Thanks to everyone who came to watch Chopper tonight. Being based on real life events, Chopper lacks a proper holywood plot structure and resolution - it's just a series of violent incidents taking place in the criminal underworld. The worst of Mark Read's deeds, where he alleged tortured people with a blowtorch, and cut off toes, don't make it to the screen. Some biographers have claimed that much of these were made up to sell books, and never really happened.
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Keep thinking I'm gonna die. I need to stop this, find something that's going to take me away from this computer monitor.
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Open your mouth as wide as you comfortably can, and hold for 5-10 seconds. Place the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Glide your lower jaw out as far as it will go and then back in as far as it will go. Hold for 5-10 seconds in each position.
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Watching a waggie meltdown.8 wagies all displaying Java errors, unable either to wage or leave the wage. 
Beep boop
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I just had some pasta with salt and pepper. I thought cooking pasta was going to be harder than that. It might become one of my go to meals.
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Have any of you used 420chan? I recently found out it got taken down because the owner of the site was hacking something
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Thought that was one of the 'claymores'.

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Enjoyable.

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> it's just a series of violent incidents taking place in the criminal underworld.
He manages his guns well.

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kek

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Ring my bell!

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Hot!

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Home, sweet, home for them.

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Based.

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The more I know.

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Straight back into Sportsbet App!

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In the bag.

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> ahve.
Goon tax?

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Real NEET would walk out.

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One last Chinky feed must have claimed him, woe.

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Was a good place.

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Thanks Wizzy.

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8:00 AM Rub and Choke?


Good morning NEETs.
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Pinch and a punch, NEETs!
Clocks go back one hour tonight in BEST A and the lesser states that observe daylight savings.
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literally got no idea if bill is coming this weekend or not
used the air freshner in the toilet and put some jeans on just in case
got stuff I'd rather do
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Tilt your head slightly downwards, and open your jaw. Let it hang there for a count of 20 seconds. If you find yourself struggling to relax your jaw, try putting your tongue to the roof of your mouth! You can practice this relaxation technique at your desk, during lunch, or even when you're home before bed.
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> He manages his guns well.
Imagine how uncomfy it must be to have to sit down all the time with a pistol stuck down the front of your trousers and a shotgun down your arse crack. No wonder chopper's got such a bad temper.
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> with a pistol stuck down the front
I think in that scene he visited his old mate, I think he had 5 guns. He handed over four and had one more on him but I might be wrong with my count.

Yes given they were all 'concealed' but he had concerns.
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It would be terrible if a NEET suddenly killed me right now. That would be sooooooo unbearable, I would really hate it.

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