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I remember my grandma bought one of those cups with a spider or cockroach on the bottom when I was little. She laughed her arse off as little me screamed like a bitch when I finished my drink.
> thinking about the lost world of the majority white early 80s portrayed in knight rider
if this is private property, why cant the land owner just shoot them?
I would file a claim with the government saying they caused various damages. Civil case that are wet dreams for lawyers over there with that footage.
that's a start
now sack his arse
Timely, given our Satdee night moofie
> A sorority forced to share their student house with a biological man who is allegedly visibly aroused by them
Hope Olive isn't popular in Montana.
> TikTok Banned in First US State, Bringing Legal Test to Montana
I would try and work out what you want now, check the price and see how much it drops.
then check out places like these
jbhifi, officeworks just to name a few
Womboflix needs multiple pictures of neggers going 'sheeeit...' for emotes. Could I please ask neets to submit some?
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGЕR.
Just arrived to the big smoke, renting in the suburbs. 
She'll probably get a tattoo about it. 
23 in 23 on butterfly wings on her shoulder. 
That'll look sick in 15 years.
Durry out her mouth and jewellery from Cashies. Working as a cleaner. Pushing her stroller to the other girls place, who's LinkedIn profile says full time mother and cert 3 in make up.
Still better than pirie.
I think I'm going to kill everything in the backyard instead of manage it. 
Mowing is too hard.
plus it's thursday which means late night shopping fuckheads and schnitty night in most pubs
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This Saturday on womboflix: 

Zodiac (2007) - between 1968 and 1983, a San Francisco cartoonist becomes an amateur detective obsessed with tracking down the Zodiac Killer, an unidentified individual who terrorizes Northern California with a killing spree.

Then on Sunday, the blockbuster action film Pacific Rim (2013) - as a war between humankind and monstrous sea creatures wages on, a former pilot and a trainee are paired up to drive a seemingly obsolete special weapon in a desperate effort to save the world from the apocalypse.
Tonight can be open mike/amateur night when neets are invited to pick youtube videos they think would entertain the rest of the neets for 10 minutes each.
I have to drive mummybot to work at 8:30am tomorrow, its stressing me out so much that I think I won't be able to sleep
After I do a poo, it takes my arse a while to contract back down to normal size. It is particularly horrible when I go to wipe my arse and my hand slips right in.
We're having open mike night on womboflix right now neets, if you want to join us, each neet gets to try and entertain the rest of the neets with a youtube video. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
> Family spokesman Andrew Thaler said Nowland was Tasered in the chest and back about 4am on Wednesday after police were called to Yallambee
well done nsw police, another dangerous criminal put down

Alright, ausneets first open mike amateur night was kind of a success, we might have another one next week.
> Thaler said she had life-threatening head injuries as a result of falling over during the altercation, including a fractured skull and brain bleed.
she'll be dead in 48 hours
Anxiety about what to cook. 
Getting sick of eating the same things over and over. 

Going to make sanchoybao tomorrow, maybe hoisin pork fillet for Singapore noodles.
I'm starting to embrace the imaginary world and friends I've had in my head for over a decade now.
The good thing is if I'm acting like a dipshit or having dipshit thoughts they tell me to pull my head in.
Yeah, although I had bought timber to make a shelf and some cabinet doors on one end, and some other bits of trim.
It's probably only a weekend's work.
I was planning to go back to Scotland and Ireland with Motherbat later this year, but she has pulled the plug on that.
It would be good to travel somewhere, but I don't have the skills to put a holiday together. That's something girls are good at.
The idea of airports and flying and international travel scares/stresses her. She is technically illiterate and the world has moved on from the days of writing letters or making telephone calls to hotels and travel agents.
Her knee has also packed up.
Almost 3 o’clock. Gotta be up by 7:30 for mummybots work lift. Tick tock. Having imaginary conversations with imaginary colleagues at an imaginary workplace in an alternative future timeline where I’m not a loser manchild 
Probably a sleepless night, and I can’t even goon the day away because I have a big trip to the city on Saturday
That's a man
> Adidas launches women's swimsuit... but the model showing off the 'Pride 2023' costume appears to be a MAN
> Incredible footage shows Gringotts Goblinin in ill-fitting hazmat suit being marched out of a suspected meth lab in handcuffs after an explosion on suburban street
Bacon, eggs, sausage, hash brown, mushroom, tomato, toast. Still being cooked.
The girl put a choggy biccy on the little plate she brought my coffee on
Dropped off mummybot
Double cheeseburger meal for brekkeky 
Garn drink 4 mongsters and get emotional watching combat footage
The double is just right. The meat to bun to cheese to condiment ratio is wrong with a triple. The double has medicinal powers.
The bacon and egg was cooked better at this one, although they stacked both on the toast rather than putting the toast on the side which I would have preferred.
Vilis sausage is nicer, although there was nothing wrong with the one I had today.