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Last goon cup making me a bit woed 
Got some decent kills in counter strike which is lifting the mood 
Might try the nags again
> Rolf Harris is kill
> https://www.theage.com.au/world/europe/convicted-paedophile-rolf-harris-dead-aged-93-20221006-p5bnmv.html
rolf actually died on the 10th or 11th and the state conspired with the family to cover it up so nobody could picket his funeral
https://dailystormer.in/australia-retard-13-year-old-girl-dies-from-huffing-aerosol-gas/
> I guess that while American teenagers are imitating blacks by sagging their pants, Australian teenagers are imitating Abos by huffing gas.
features the 'don't sniff petrol from a can' video
 >>/705969/
Carp in general are bad eating; far too earthy and usually writhing with parasites, not to mention cyprinid herpes.

Besides, I paid a hell of a lot for these fancy Ryukins, and I love them like my children.
Been outside burning some old reciepts and stuff, I can see why firebugs start fires as it was rather enjoyable.
 >>/705977/
Backyard fires are very common in this bad home area I live in. The more shopping trolleys they have in the front yard the bigger the fire they will build in the backyard.
 >>/705976/
Sciatica is a cunt. 
My dad used to do a 20-30 min stretch routine before and after going to bed. 
It's the only thing that helps, even more so than cortisone.
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We'll be watching Zodiac (2007) tonight at 7pm AEDT. I haven't seen it myself but it's about a serial killer and directed by David Fincher, so I suspect it's gonna be dark and scary.
My new executive mixing bowl was delivered. I also bought a granite mortar and pestle and a folding steak knife.
 >>/706042/
Then it's a no. 
I'll only have it if Mongaro sears it with tallow over apple wood, then slow cooks it in a red wine jus with sweet potato and purple carrots, then put in pies.
I got drunk. Now I don't need to get drunk and pleasanter. Now the time goes by where I do nothing before needing to get drunk again. Should eat something.
 >>/706046/
Had some pasta with a skull 
That pasta cost
Half an onion ( I'll waste the other half) 
A quarter of the sliced mushrooms (planned on making stroganoff, even got the sauce but butcher didn't have strips - half the mushrooms were meant for that.) 
A can of tomatoes (should've used the heirloom looking tomatoes but couldn't be fucked boiling and cutting skin off)
300gm mince from the butcher (was watery and oily- also got two Angus beef patties (big ones) and two rosemary and garlic lamb chops. 
Cooking spaghetti bog cost like 50 bucks. Cheaper and easier to get a pub meal. 
Put the leftovers in packs in the fridge, which is what I just ate. Pasta has gone a bit hard.
Purchased a device for testing something. Helpful Pajeet posted me a PCB and a bag of components and some instructions written in sanskrit. Nowhere was it stated it was a kit.
 >>/705903/
Funny Pooman.

 >>/705912/
It's what you need!

 >>/705915/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/705933/
> Might try the nags again
I keep thinking these are that sniff laughing gas.

 >>/705950/
Your post reminds me of this article
> ASIO warns neo-nazi groups are seeking to recruit more members
>  >Right-wing terror threats make up roughly 30 per cent of ASIO's current counter-terror caseload, as the head of the agency warns they are growing in prominence to try and recruit more members.

The interesting part was near the end:
>  >"And the reason we are where we are is those (listed) groups have actually pushed and advocated for acts of terrorism, where other groups are sadly smarter and don't do that publicly.
>  >"Because that's what the law, as it currently stands, requires them to do."
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-23/asio-boss-warns-neo-nazi-groups-becoming-more-emboldened/102383558

 >>/705960/
One of his songs about a girl was very creepy.

 >>/705967/
JUST

 >>/705968/
Good home behaviour.

 >>/705973/
Stan Grant?

 >>/705978/
>  The more shopping trolleys they have in the front yard the bigger the fire they will build in the backyard.
Kind of like Tetras for mongs.

 >>/705985/
> My VPN says Sydney
Did you see the Indian Prime Minster yesterday?

 >>/706002/
I have not seen it either.

 >>/706008/
Good. I have been thinking a little bit about it today.

 >>/706010/
ChefNEET.

 >>/706012/
Mint it!

 >>/706025/
Neat set.

 >>/706063/
He did the needful.

 >>/706064/
You need set up a goon budget tracker.
 >>/706068/
Mummybot got very angry with me once because at the shops she bumped into one of my teachers from school and they told her she must be very proud of me for winning an award and she didn't know what they were talking about since I hadn't told her about it.
She was angry about being embarrassed but she never considered why I didn't like to tell her anything going on in my life. She just tried to abuse me into being more open with her (it didn't work).
Something is wrong with my vision. Like theres a hair on my eyeball or something but I can't feel anything unusual
I am searching for that special girl to be the half-empty opened packet of hunny mussy dipping sauce to my room-temperature discarded nugget.
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we will show the incredible hulk, iron man and donnie darko in Zodiac (2007). Half an hour before that, in 30 minutes time, we will watch some reviews on Indiana Jones and The Dial Of Destiny and Rings Of Power by an angry scottish youtuber so we don't have to actually watch the movies/tv shows aforementioned. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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 >>/706096/
two of those moofies are jew propaganda for adolescent goyim and as such I wont attend if you are planning to play them as a matinee. I doubt you have time because they are over an hour each. I really dont understand your plan here.
https://umsu.unimelb.edu.au/news/article/7797/2016-10-06-anthropological-notes-on-summoning-a-sex-demon/
I've considered going to a psych again. I'm hesitant to be open about things, in case I get committed or they don't take me seriously. I'm not going to take antidepressants, either, they were a contributing factor to my lost years. Although I do fully admit I was the biggest factor to those lost years in the first place.
 >>/706147/
I went in the past and holding back kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing in my opinion. The suicidal thoughts aren't the only thing I'm worried will get me committed, I'm not a harm to others though. I think a stiff upper lip will do just fine. I need to stop posting this shit on here and bothering you lot.
I think I will throw out the slop tomorrow. I will have to go shopping again tomorrow to make more. Woe.
Out of goon but I have a six pack of replacement 50 lashes in the car that I got from Dans to put in the linen press.

 >>/706148/
 >>/706146/
Mummybot has been asking me to contact the local hospital to get put on some kind of mental health plan again. I didn't say anything because, naturally, mental health issues aren't real and divulging that kind of information to a government agency is problematic at best.
 >>/706184/
Last time I got like this I started vomiting and felt better straight away. I don't feel that bad this time so I don't reckon I'll get to that stage. Having some goon. Hopefully it doesn't fuck me up too much.
Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
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Morning NEETs,
I'm going to start today by visiting every Salvos near me to look for a very nice set of drawers to rip apart and turn into a big-ass bird cage for my doves, because they are adorable and nice and they deserve it.
Wish me luck lol.
 >>/706250/
I got two, a bonded pair, named Uncle B and Abigail respectively.
Uncle B likes sitting on my bookshelf and Abi likes chilling out with my canary, Serin.
They're both pure-white barbary doves, and I love them both very much.
I suspect my racing heartbeat and head pressure may be diet related. It vanished after a coke and chocolate bar.
Bad start to the day. Was looking at my body in the mirror this morning. I was thinking I have very nice shoulders but my physique is sort of ruined by my wide hips.
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/retail/a-coonawarra-cabernet-sauvignon-has-been-named-the-worlds-best/news-story/758336645bac3c2a388874ea785bafe9
> A Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon named for the founder of the famed wine region - John Riddoch - has been declared the best in the world at the prestigious International Wine Challenge.
> Paragon Wine Estates’ Riddoch The Pastoralist from the 2021 vintage topped wines from 20 other countries to take out the highest honour for that varietal
> Australia had a strong showing overall at the IWC with 62 gold medals, 250 silvers and 199 bronzes, placing second only to France, which picked up 70 gold medals.
 >>/706328/
maybe
I already had to get a national police clearance certificate for the cheese grater cunts, so I don't know why they're getting this lot involved. I thought they dealt with organised crime and drug syndicates and shit.
Do you think the ideal of the Australian home with a big backyard is inherently detrimental to the socialisation of kids, in comparison to the kind of medium to high density apartment style urban development of say, Athens? Would children benefit more from high density housing because it practically forces them out onto the street to meet and play with other kids? Disregard their addiction to tiktok and computer games, imagine its 2003.
 >>/706333/
Technically you have a right to request the information about the reasons if you chose to make a Freedom of Information Request. You would get the black lines and pages, but something would have to listed at the reason.
wish i knew how to fish and ride a motorbike and had cousins i could hang out with and get to know their girlfriends and go out to family dinners or whatever things normal people do
wish i wasn't a weird mentally ill internet person
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Ok neets, today is May 25th, aka Towel Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day and to mark the occasion we're going to be showing the first episode of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, which follows the misadventures of the last surviving man, Arthur Dent, following the demolition of the Earth by a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Dent is rescued from Earth's destruction by Ford Prefect—a human-like alien writer for the eccentric, electronic travel guide The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Starts in 1 hour. 10 minutes before that we'll be playing some music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/706366/
I've been going on lots of late night walks. All the thinking makes me sadder in some ways but makes me feel better in others. Sadder but more content I guess.
I am wondering if there is some mineral deficiency or something.
ProjectionistNEET does a good job multiple times a week and more of you shitcunts should show up instead of moping about on the board.
 >>/706380/
The mental issues will be what keeps you out mate. They want turbo-normies for the most part. I did really well on the aptitude test, the health evaluation, the PFA, and the formal interview (as I had memorised the names of heaps of ships and bases in the RAN). It was the psych evaluation that fucked it all up for me. I was fucking gutted. Especially because my grannybot was so proud of me for applying and then I had to disappoint her by telling her.
 >>/706387/
Yeah I know. They will see my history of mongery and incompetence, but I do wonder what it takes, if they take women and boongs into the force but not me. I wonder if they have catalogued my /ausneets/ posts, that would be awkward to discuss in a recruitment session
I'd give one of you my desktop if I could. Going to cut down my belongings so it's just my bed, laptop bedtop, clothes, toiletries and bag to put everything in.
 >>/706413/
I can probably outshoot your average infantry joe. In fact I know I can, based on the ones that visit the club occasionally talking about their service and then mysteriously can't hit shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
Jesus Christ, this sounds just like me.
> Significant improvement in the symptoms of personality disorders is possible, with the help of treatment and individual effort.[35] 
How can I go see a psychologist? Do I just go see a GP and have them book it? I have a health care card thing.
 >>/706430/
Yes you literally describe some symptoms to your local indian and he refers (prescribes) one of his mates on the books
Everyone gets rich and you get some goy pills to numb your emotional state
Trying to figure out which neet is avoidant. Most neets aren't caring enough about other people to qualify as avoidant.
 >>/706440/
They aren't taking volunteers and I don't think the hohols want you unless you have prior training. He should enlist in the AboWaffen instead and take the fight to the white dog cunts instead.
I read that imgur is going to delete most of the images they are currently hosting. Only images posted from accounts will be kept.
Most reddit image links will become dead. All the porn, gone.
 >>/706467/
Maybe the rain dampens the sound of the two strokes enough that it is easier to get away. Reduced visibility as well. Could also just be that cops are less likely to pursue in these conditions due to safety concerns.
I think these dirt bike riders are also involved in stealing other peoples dirt bikes. Complex rings of stealing and reselling. Bad homes to the core.
 >>/706473/
Where I lived in NSW years ago, the local kids would steal fuel just to go out riding. They'd break into peoples' sheds (they always had fuel for chainsaws for firewood) and nick it. A local scotsman got fed up with them and mixed up some sabotaged fuel that he then left out for them. I don't remember what it was, it wasn't as simple as sugar in the engine. He was a mechanic by trade and knew all about the bikes they were on. Whatever he did worked pretty well.
Wish I could barrel roll out of a chopper on a rope with an m16 with monk into the Viet jungle with in memory of Elizabeth reed playing and throwing grenades down gook rat tunnels and take over a French whorehouse in dalat to use as our base of operations to move pure opium to the packing house in ho chi minh and hide it in antique furniture we'll sell back to the free world hoo rah
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 >>/706495/
I'm sorry to hear. I also slept little and will sleep little again.

For all the fellas: we're gonna watch Solaris in 3 hours, at 8am AEST. About or so. And couple of Towel Day/Douglas Adams related videos, so the actual movie starts a bit later.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
 >>/706253/
Putting a nice wooden cabinet outside in the cold and damp is not a good idea as it is, let alone with things living inside it.
Also, they're not. The most mess I get from them is the occasional poop on my chair-mat (which hardly matters since they're tiny), unless you count bird dust as 'mess', but I don't lol.
Two weeks
> Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy in Jan. 6 attack
https://apnews.com/article/stewart-rhodes-oath-keepers-seditious-conspiracy-sentencing-b3ed4556a3dec577539c4181639f666c
my dunny's having problems draining, possibly because I fell for the 'if it's yellow let it mellow' meme. What can be done to unblock it before it's too late?
 >>/706430/
MY psychologist described me as having extreme avoidant personality, all they can really do is cbt and drugs, if you're not too far gone it should help but it is something that is lifelong. See your gp and go on a mental health care plan and that gets you the free or subsidised visits.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/three-words-police-officer-allegedly-said-before-clare-nowland-was-tasered/news-story/3474b2b385b1d0b0e20220684fb9b3ad
> The female sergeant with Sen Const White allegedly said “I can take it (the knife) off her”
> it’s alleged he then said “No, bugger it,” and fired the Taser
 >>/706547/
I think the policy would be interesting to see on how the situation is handled. The woman police officer could be at fault even if she harm herself in the incident if she didn't follow a particular procedure or step. 

There was a lunatic running at police yesterday with two chefs knives. The police commission was also questioned on whether she thought shooting him was the right strategy.
 >>/706550/
Yeah, I don't think anybody sane would dispute shooting a male in his prime if he was about to charge with a knife.
The 95 year old woman could have been incapacitated with a bear hug.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/jana-hocking-on-the-nightmare-of-dating-a-certain-type-of-divorcee/news-story/8a99c6a66532b83830e51916d4a6857d
 >>/706551/
> incapacitated with a bear hug.
Physical or even chemical restraint might be also be seen as too restrictive and harmful on an individual. Probably why the police were called as the employees were not trained and are paid peanuts which doesn't attract anyone decent. It's a significant failure of many systems.

If you need to put a family member in a home, do a lot of research and ensure they have made their wishes on the matter clear before they get too old.
I need NDIS to get me a qualified nurse who can take my blood pressure and monitor my heart and so on every few hours so I don't have anxiety about everything.
 >>/706580/
You need someone who will give you a good slap and regularly tell you to toughen up.
An NDIS or social worker will just reinforce your delusions and you will never grow out of it.
The next door neighbour is shameless about admitting that him and the elderly wife watch everything I do out of their front windows.
Every time I bump into him out the front when I'm coming or going he mentions something they watched me doing.
I feel under surveillance every time I set foot out the front door.
I had one pair of skinny jeans back in the day and I was always uncomfortable about my bulge. Things had to be positioned just right.
 >>/706602/
There's this magic sheet thing you put in the dryer that becomes static and hair sticks to it. 
After that your options are a sticky roller or a damp cloth.
 >>/706597/
I have observed this, but I'm not changing my pants because of normies. I've had the same pants for 6 years and there's nothing wrong with them
 >>/706594/
Typical normie behaviour, they pick their nose inside cars as well. Glass gives them a sense of social security, neets know how fragile glass is.
All the normies I know are getting sick, I'm not sure if it's all in their heads or if it's because they work in the cage.
On hearing a normie was sick I reacted with surprise, which caused the normie to become angry.

It's like watching a cat scare itself with a mirror, the cat tries to look more threatening and only scares itself further. Normies go to chemists warehouse to buy junk pills and only get sicker.
 >>/706621/ This is the lint roller, you can also roll things before you wash them, or roll cat directly. Cat doesn't mind being rolled, that's what their spiky tongues do normally
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/australian-country-music-legend-joy-mckean-dies-aged-93/news-story/2305aaea176bfdf7d3382b0788e840bf
I remember back in the late 2000s, Possum challenged weber to a rap battle. Possum was pretty fast but yielded as soon as Weber started raping.
 >>/706592/
thanks neet. I bought a small cup of chamomile tea from a store, asked for it to be weak. Drank about a third of it over 30 minutes while pacing outside the hospital. No fatal reaction. Drove home and started feeling sleepy. It's powerful stuff.
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Ok neets, we'll be watching the second half of John Wick 4 tonight on womboflix at 7pm AEDT. I'm tempted to start a bit before halfway so we can watch Killa Harkan again, Scott Adkins is so fucking great.
Carlton 1-39 full time
Carlton 1-12 half time
Second half highest scoring half
Carlton quarter time leader
Does anyone have a saved photo a NEET posted to the old /ausneets/ of a penis above a flatbread wrap so it looked like the aioli on the wrap was semen?
Got my report submitted at 16:50. Went and got some goon and HJs and as I pulled into my driveway my fucken neighbour wanted me to come and look at his new car and fucken talked and talked and talked
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Ok neets, we'll be screening the second half of John Wick 4 in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we'll show some gun videos from youtube. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/706703/
I went in to fill up my water bottle and got grilled about taking cigarettes to/from Bali because one of their daughters is there. Clueless women
There is something I try to avoid thinking about and when I do I get really sad for the rest of the day. Woe.
 >>/706734/
He's such a mong that he can't manage to put a few boxes somewhere that isn't a bed. Has plenty of space for the couch mind you. These so called renovations have been going on for over 6 months now. Theres literally no where else on the property to put these things that so he's forced to sleep on the couch. The intelligent and competent hacker who loves to act tough for ausneets.
need to get up early and get breakfast and do some things before bill the fuckhead shows up
couchbed time
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/man-berates-bunnings-worker-after-instore-dispute/news-story/1126f7b47655e1e211b49fc5ec78cc41

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