/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/783262/
Heh

 >>/783230/
was gonna give (You) a bottle of mouth wash buy you'd just drink it with goon.

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Nuro sold anabolic steroids and HGH to the local triathalon scene once.

Do they still use those projector thingies in schools?

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 >>/783273/
No most of them got thrown out for no reason or the NERDs got their hands on them and mad DIY lcd projectors

 >>/783257/
> only 5mb
I've seen samosas bigger than that

 >>/783276/
Moderately well bantered.

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 >>/783272/
I traded zipguns for the steroids. This was genius part.

Severely taxed by hot weather poo.
Gotta time my shits better now that its hot, no more miday shits

The funny thing is that, even with nuro making that illegal club and talking about zipguns, he doesn't know where IGA is or what he looks like. IGA could show up as a customer and nuro wouldn't know.

 >>/783280/
I thought Nuro looked at CCTV footage and found him.

Some bad home neets just walked into my house, sprung up with the axe, bad home neet panicked, demanded to know why he walked into my house, he said he just wanted to ask about the fence. Put the axe down, I'm inclined to believe that bad home neet was just born in a barn

 >>/783282/
walked into your house or into your yard?

 >>/783280/
 >>/783281/
Did IGA actually stalk nuro? This shit has gone too far its an imageboatd shitfight for fucks sake

 >>/783284/
I can't remember. I vaguely recall IGA going to the bakery or sandwich shop next to the workshop and bragging about it and then Nuro pulling the footage and posting about how IGA looks.

 >>/783281/
The silver fox is just toying with his prey.

 >>/783283/
Nah straight into my living room looking for me, he didn't even knock. And I was obviously home so I doubt he was trying to break in, he wasn't being sneaky he just walked in like it was his own house

 >>/783287/
Should embedded the axe in his fucking head

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 >>/783287/
bad home power move

 >>/783285/
Stupid games, stupid prizes. Fuck with someone like that and you're liable to get stabbed, and the judge can't unstab you so it's not a good strategy. 

There seems to be no connection between these two people either, either could just leave the other alone

still need to go to bunnings but worried more poo is going to come out

 >>/783291/
It is waiting to ambush you. It takes a clever neet to outsmart his own poo.

I should go and shit on the counter at Jaycar.

 >>/783287/
have you tried locking your front door?

 >>/783290/
> either could just leave the other alone
Their lives are empty beyond this drama.

 >>/783294/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0H6n1aK0ZSo

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i can smell rotisserie chicken

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 >>/783297/
That's just my farts. The chicken was the mid morning binge.

 >>/783281/
He claims to have befriended the German bakery staff and gotten the footage from them. He has refused to post it despite repeatedly posting that photo of IGA that IGA posted himself a few years ago.
 >>/783284/
I am pretty sure IGA went there but I don't think nuro was aware at the time and I don't believe he has the footage.

 >>/783294/
Why would I lock myself in my own house? I need to use the door. 
 >>/783289/
Walking into someone else's house randomly, or the axe? Yea I live in a bad home area, most of the bad home stories are mine, I have to deal with a lot of bullshit.

I figure better to menace mongs with an axe but not use it, then my house become like all the other bad homes which become thoroughfares for dealer, escaped mongs, wife bashers and alcoholic aboriginals. 

Could grabbing an axe lead to an escalation? It could lead to a beheading if these mongs don't get the memo and stay the fuck out of my house.

Just wanna drink goon and listen to Burzum

 >>/783300/
We all know what IGA looks like and even if we didnt we would be able to smell the greasy bum a mile away.

 >>/783287/
Should've made him your gimp

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 >>/783301/
> Why would I lock myself in my own house? I need to use the door.

I am going to put my pants on and trust myself to drive to Bunnings without pooing anywhere.

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ALRIGHT NEETS, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN. TIME FOR THE CHOPPAH! GET GOING!

 >>/783306/
Trust the poo.

 >>/783306/
This could end badly.

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 >>/783307/
On my way

CRINGEMASS IS A BIT LATE

I unironically hate christmas now

 >>/783316/
GrinchNEET?

 >>/783317/
It was good as a kid. As an adult, it's just misery.

 >>/783318/
You can drink alcohol and wank on christmas

 >>/783319/
I do that every day.

 >>/783320/
every day is christmas

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When I was in high school all I wanted to do is stay home. Now that I've gotten what I wished for, why am I not happy?

New thread you mongs:
 >>/783298/

OLIVE'S GASH