> Work in hospital
> Go to work for night shift
> all stuff members are laughing
> ask what happened
> Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
> laugh my ass off
> 2 week passes
> Casual night shift doing nothing
> emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
> Again this man with light bulb in his ass
> Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation 
> 3 weeks passes
> You guessed it THIS MAN
> Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
> laugh my ass off
> what did he put in his ass?
> Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad
> I don't fucking know when he comes again but i am sure i will be amazed again