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To be fair, there is a trick that can work to make new friends and some lonely recluses do if they become desperate enough to try. Research alcoholism and learn all about it. Then pretend to have an alcoholism problem and start attending an AA meeting. There will be a few of those reforming alcoholics who will absolutely be obsessed trying to help and encourage you to stop drinking. They often make it their life mission to befriend random anons who have problems drinking and it makes them feel better the more they can help reform others.