> be me
> own a white furby
> play with it for 2 hours 
> make a hot dog
> go wait in bed for the hot dog to be done
> fall asleep accidentally
> go check the hot dog quickly
> the hot dog has disappeared
> you hear noises coming from your kitchen
> go to the kitchen
> you found your furby getting ready to eat the hot dog, rubbing its hands
> he stares you and say
> "doo?"

would a schizoid imagine this story?