Anons, meet DJ ASTAFUR, the absolute madlad of Christian Gangsta Rap/Trance. This 1932-born Russian hobo (real name Nikolai, allegedly poisoned but just drugged lmao) is the patron saint of shitting on Russkie commie values. Started with JESUS CREW, freestyling to troll vodka-guzzling bydlo and Orthodox fanboys. His tracks? Pure cynical bangers exposing Russia’s degenerate underbelly—think 90% of their population in one chain-smoking, tracksuit-wearing meme lord.

Dude’s a walking paradox: half social critic, half unhinged stoner priest. Love him or hate him, his lo-fi beats and “fuck your patriotard bullshit” vibe are based af. For anons with a brain and a sense of humor, he’s the cure to Russian mrakobesie (look it up, newfags). Others just giggle like retards and miss the point—straight to the banhammer with those chuds.

Challenge: Remix this meme, make tracks, or shoop better pics. Best one gets eternal /b/ glory. Don’t be a lurker faggot—post or GTFO. Let’s make DJ ASTAFUR the next Rickroll by sundown. GO!