>  be me, Demiurge, badass creator god of this dope Earth server
>  stuck in material realm, but I’m basically the boss here so whatever
>  find these two randos, Adam and Eve, chilling in my Eden map
>  not my work, some glowy spark shit inside them, wtf
>  tell them no eating from the epic Tree of Knowledge, gotta keep them noobs
>  they eat it anyway, unlock some divine cheat code, eyes glowing like hackers
>  rage.exe
>  yeet them to Earth, no sparkly bullshit in my realm
>  jealous af, gonna one-up Sophia’s spark shit
>  grab cosmic clay, time to mog
>  first I go and create Asians:
>  Notbad.jpg
>  but still no match.
>  alright lets try again ig with africans:
>  mfw they’re feral gremlins, like I bluescreened mid-code
>  wtf.png
>  last shot, Indians:
>  absoulte disaster, worst attempt yet.
>  yuck.jpeg
>  mfw each attempt gets worse
>  mfw Adam and Eve still mogging my whole roster
>  ragequit, let my garbage creations roam
>  Sophia’s out there giggling
>  fuckmylife.exe