I am so fucking deadass with you wen I say this, but please just bare with me.

> be me
> be 13 and see Godzilla final wars in theaters
> be for some reason attracted to Godzilla (Mothra too but not as much)
> masturbate to Godzilla when get home
> a few years pass
> see Godzilla 2014
> still attracted to Godzilla 
> one year passes
> see jurassic world 
> be attracted to all of the dinosaurs and masturbate to them when you get home
> realize you can't get a girlfriend or boyfriend because you aren't attracted to humans anymore 
> continue to see dinosaur movies and be attracted to most of the fully grown dinosaurs you see

Why did this happen?