G-G-G-GAME TIME!

WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE?

A Just fucking tell THE DOCTOOOR (you see I did it like the pigeon sex meme) 
B Try to get some E off the streets y'know that E that blue shit it's a blue pill but it's like taking the red pill 
C fucking KILL YOURSELF 
D slowly decay and rot as you become a depressed old man who could've been one of the best authors since Crichton and cherry on top one of the best female authors since Mary Shelley but was so much of a pussy you decided to just conceal your feelings

PROS and CONS

A:
PROS - you will no longer have cock and ball torture, no fenty fade

CONS - your family must know (they finna be PISSED), Big Yahu could send Groyper Killgoy to hate crime you

B:
PROS - your family might not know (they might get suspicious of the foid wardrobe but they'll might just chalk it up to gooning streak), Big Yahu won't know

CONS - still have cock and ball torture (you're not a surgeon), maybe fenty fade perchance

C:
PROS - you might become a girl demon in hell

CONS - you don't know if hell exists, you won't be able to watch any more Godzilla movies or new invincible seasons

D:
PROS - literally none

CONS - would lead to C one day or another 

What do you think?