Yo we was comin back from da mosque wit my brotha after da night prayer. On da bus, dese two white boys ain’t wanna give us dey seats — or dey just got up too slow as fuck. So we sliced dem up wit da knife. Dem white boys was squealin like pigs, chokin on dey own blood n shit. All da other white kafirs got scared as hell, dey huddled up like a bunch of scared ass sheep in da back of da bus, ain’t even wanna look our way.
Only one old gray-haired white dude, covered in medals n shit — probably some veteran — tried to say sumthin, but my brotha slammed his ass on da floor, and we stomped dat nigga in da stomach for a long time till he started pissin blood all over his own medals.
When da bus stopped, all dem white folks ran out screamin in terror. Me n my brotha just chilled in da empty bus all da way to da dorm, throwin dem blood n piss soaked medals at any white person who tried to get on.
Allahu Akbar!!!