I'm touched, I mean I was touched (in the head). But I'm not stupid at all because I never did pick my butt. Really, you have to believe me - please, please believe me I'm not insane, not even yesterday. Can you wipe my ass, it's really shitty today, and it's burning because I was picking it all day last week, and they hurt my head feelings because I'm smart?

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