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Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 2 of 2)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 31: Do not sleep; Hallucinate; talk shit.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 32: Post humiliating pictures of myself and family members.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 33: Plead piteously, seeking compassion; “Stop tormenting me”; “Why can’t you guys leave me alone?” (cf. #36)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 34: Never express compassion, remorse, pity, empathy.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 35: Blame Klim for anything I do not like/agree with.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 36: Claim to be misunderstood; Whine piteously and childishly: “No-one understands me!”; “Leave me alone!”; “I don't want to be a forgotten memory” (cf. #33)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 37: Don’t detect sarcasm. Don’t understand irony. Don’t ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond me. I take things literally. I do not recognise criticism, mockery or insults for what they are.

 ( NB. Yonkers: "This is called 'sarcasm'. The reason this is highlighted for you is the fact you will be incapable of distinguishing that unless you are specifically told." 

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➽ Yonkers Technique N° 38: I am unable to conceive that your opinion differs from mine.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 39: Be too narcissistic to understand my ‘art’ is pure childish cringe and truly terrible.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 40: If I make a logo of it, it simply must be real and true.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 41: Make shit up as I go, including my ‘Canon Lore’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 42: Flatly deny my Mexican/Aztec heritage.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 43: Use nonsense “Cartoon Logic” as my reality and justification – when it suits me.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 44: Display personal insecurity; have no self-confidence, self-respect, self-worth nor self-assurance. (cf. #45)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 45: Desperately seek ego-inflating self-justification, self-vindication, self-approval and affirmation. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 46: Be racially abusive.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 47: Be unable to leave this place because of #’s 44 & 45. “I don't want to be a forgotten memory”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 48: Flatly refuse to accept my diagnosis of High-Spectrum Low-Functioning PDD Autism (etc.), despite all the obvious evidence to the contrary.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 49: Be hypersensitive to anything I do not agree with/understand (cf. #48); react violently (cf. #’s 3 & 4); When confused - swear a lot.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 50: Violently refute/deny my past, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 51: I do not/cannot read/cope with a “Wall of Text”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 52: React violently, negatively and aggressively if someone threatens to deny me my internet access, or takes away my computing/drawing devices. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 53: Ridiculously claim someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed me against my Will’ as an escape clause.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 54: Project onto others what I perceive to be my own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things I perceive to be negative characteristics about myself. "My perception of you is a reflection of me". ie. "You am I". I know that deep inside my very essence what I am, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.


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🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…