> be me
> go to take a shit
> sit on the throne for easily 20 minutes, and just can’t shit
> can feel the turd pushing against the inside of my asshole
> say fuck it and just take a shower
> while in the shower I get an idea
> soap up finger and stick it up my ass
> feel something hard but not very big
> get my finger behind it and pull it out of my ass, it hurts a little
> suddenly I lose control of my bowels and a torrent of yellow-green liquid shit forces it’s way out of me
> it burns
>  I drop to my hands and knees with my front half hanging over the edge of the tub
> after a solid minute if shitting it ends
> it takes me a few more to recover and stand up
> shower as well as myself covered in liquid shit
> I can only describe the smell as “sour”
>  turn shower up and hose myself down before stepping out to get some cleaner from under the sink