> Master Baites
> Seaman Staines
> Roger the Cabin Boy
> Major Disaster
> Corporal Punishment
> Private Parts
> Toilet Man
> Bowel Boy
> Diaper Girl

A crew of 9 backed by

> Lord Diaper
> Shittens
> The Diaper Guards

vs however many characters Jordan has. I guess we gotta make Kitty God some God King to withstand being outnumbered.