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Macker made his own games, too! https://616games.itch.io/poop-killer The Yonkers Nintendo Game As a kid, I used to have this strange game for my Nintendo DS. It was called something like "Yonkers" and it followed the adventures of a Mexican man living in Pennsylvania who would eat poop and talk to his yellow cat. The game was weirdly dark for an E rated game. I remember the story involved the main character, who I think was named something like Joshie, travelling to Australia to assault an old man he referred to as Klim. Each level involved Joshie bouncing around in a giant diaper, and killing enemies that he referred to as "trolls" or "meanie monsters." In the final level, there was a boss battle with Klim, except it was cut short by some sort of yelling. The game then cut to Joshie being screamed at by his mother for spending too much time online, and he punched her in the face after she tried to unplug his computer, and the game just ended like that. I think it was trying to imply that Joshie was some kind of unreliable narrator and that the entire game was just a look into his delusional mind, which is incredibly dark for a kid's game. I don't have the game anymore, I asked my mom about it recently and she doesn't even recall buying it for me, but I know I used to play it all the time. Does anybody else remember this game? Yonkers DS is a fucking weird ass game, i remember this one level that had this weird toilet wonderland, there was this one candly land type minigame which had a bug where the pamperknights (strange knights that only wore armor made entirely out of diaper material) would glitch out a lot and after a while it basically let you skip most of the level (check out speedruns of Yonkers DS sometime, they get wack). The game was only released in Japan and Europe, so i had to import it, it is known as "Joshie's Diaper Adventure" in japan. yeah they rushed the localization to english for the europe release, but the weird lines and bugs kinda make it more strange in a way The South Korean release had a really bizarre "Scratch'n'Sniff" cover with the game casing... kinda tasted like some sort of pill...? I remember the scatman level where it played an 8-bit rendition of scatman's world, I'm surprised they had the rights to that song Yeah, I remember trying to play the Yonkers DS game, but it kept making a strange smell for me, when you got to the "Watnai" level. Klim: "I remember making this game. It was a nightmare. Yonkers kept changing his mind every minute and could not agree on anything without an argument. It's lucky this was released at all, despite its unfinished stature. It's all we could do with it, with Yonkers being absolutely useless as a collaborator."