This thread  >>/28607/ has hit its limit, so it seems like a good a time as any for a new thread where all the questions Jordan has trouble answering can be posted. Here are the ones I've noticed give him difficulties so far:

How many minors are you in contact with?

Why are you in contact with all those minors, Jordan?

Did you ERP with Cooper in private?

What's the tax code for your supposed business?

What are the results of your IQ test?