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No, it's not pretend. He was suicidal, and you drove him to suicide. 
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You are a sick person and have no friends, you need major help and perpetual isolation. You are not allowed any feet near anyone, ever. You will be stuck on a lonely, prohibited island, until the day you die.With no family or "friends" to contact you.

You are not doing "legal" stuff. You are not "laughing out loud". I genuinely think "everyone" both in and outside of the internet hates you. 

Please. Leave.