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thyla confused

let me explain bro
you see when a child is being a child that is very sexy to diddlers
and by being a child they are forcing the diddlers to want to diddle them
diddlers aint choose to be diddlers its just the way they are
and its the fault of them sexy sexy children for being children
diddlers like diddles and cooper cant resist that shit

there are two solutions
1 children should stop being children
2 diddlers should stop being diddlers
i prefer option 2 to be honest
maybe with the help of wood chippers
tho life imprisonment might be a more humane alternative