ok im 13 minutes in and someone mentioned stayvahn pooniverse so now im going to paste the classic and stop listening for a while
ima pick the rest up later
“Let’s see it!” Amethyst snatched up the cloth of her pants and pulled.
“Get your hands off me!” she countered and grunted, wrestling the fabric from her grip.
Determined, Amethyst shoved her onto the sofa and tore off her tiny shorts in one swift movement.
A trail of liquid filth followed the arc and hung in long gooey trails from the article, decorating her hands in a pungent plasma. In an instant the nauseating smell of red tide hit her nostrils. Stunned, she weighed the shorts in her arms. They felt heavy and soggy, and the interior was a solid dark streak, coated in a shining congealed splotch that ran to the front and back, broken up only occasionally with a peach-colored hair or a generous glob of white and yellow smegma.
“UGGGH! It smells worse than roadkill!” Amethyst dropped the clothing and reeled. “What the fuck is wrong with you?! How long has it been, you sick freak?!”
“It’s been five-thousand years, okay? I forgot about it! What do you want from me?”
“Some fucking air-freshener would be nice, uggh!” Amethyst pinched her nose and felt the pancakes start to come back up.
“Don’t you dare vomit in here!” Pearl snapped her legs together and scowled.
“What does it matter if I do? Nothing is ever going to be nastier than that!”
“Like you are one to judge ME on proper hygiene! I swear if you tell ANYONE, I will…I will never speak to you again!”
Amethyst stared at the abandoned diaper on the floor and forced a deviant smile under her rapidly tearing eyes.
“No more jabbering? That almost sounds like a deal. Man, it’d really be a shame if Steven or Garnet knew about this. Peridot, Lapis, and maybe Greg too. What would they think of you?”
“Amethyst!”
“You are cleaning that thing right now!”
“Once I get to my room, I will be attending to –”
“No.”
“Excuse me?”
“You are cleaning that right here, right now. I am going to make sure you do it right, so I never have to smell this awful stench again!”
“You eat fucking garbage, you hypocrite!” Pearl was inconsolable. She felt putrid pussy grease slide down her thighs and stain the cushion beneath her.
“At least I don’t have a damn sewer between my legs!”
Pearl’s eyes narrowed and she gritted her teeth. “This is payback, isn’t it?”
“Duh, idiot. Now stay there while I find Steven’s phone number…he needs to know his ‘favorite gem’ is a disgusting retard.”
“Don’t! I’ll…I’ll do what you say.” Pearl looked down and sighed deeply; clenching her fists. How could she be so unbelievable stupid to forget such a basic step in cleanliness? Her crotch felt tingly and wet in the exposed air of the living room, and sweat continued to add to the unholy concoction dribbling from her rancid pussy. There was nothing more humiliating.