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Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights

NEVER FORGET

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie etc.

(NB. Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).

(*) Jordan Manuel Rivera is a fat delusional Mexican mentally-retarded “Special-Needs” house-bound forever-alone (now-19yo) ChrisChan lolcow, with a diagnosed PDD mind of a pre-schooler, who lives in his own imaginary fantasy world (ie. he does not co-operate with reality, and demands everyone to believe his magical world and ‘friends’ are real), with zero social-skills, and honestly believes he does nothing wrong (ie. no concept of consequences), and will disagree with anyone about anything he either does not understand or does not want to know about (he must be seen as 'right' in everything, and blames everyone else for his own failings), and who is in total denial about it all.
PROOF (Source: from his own mother, Carmen Bautista, January 2022):
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
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Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

(*) His PDD prevents him from understanding that he has PDD and how it negatively affects him.

(*) Continues to deny he has PDD, as his mother publicly admitted. ie. He calls his own mother a liar.

(*) Admitted he licked his own poop and said it tasted like some sort of pill.

(*) His indescribably-awful and incompetent childish drawings ("Artism").

(*) Diaper Fetish.

(*) Doxxed himself and his family.

(*) Takes and posts creepshots of his own mother.

(*) The Piss Closet.

(*) The ultimate Lolcow.

(*) Is abusive, violent, angry, hostile, aggressive, negative, racially abusive, inhospitable. Shows hatred; "KYS"; Fuck off and die" etc. Yell; Flip out; screaming etc.

(*) Cannot discern his fantasy world from reality; Creates imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds; insists they are real.

(*) Posted his own penis/genitalia/ass without being prompted (not once but TWICE+), then blamed someone else made him do it. Note: he did this when he was underage, therefore he posted CP in public.

(*) Caught masturbating on a chat thread TWICE.

(*) Makes ridiculously unverifiable claims: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”; “I am god”, etc.

(*) Makes shit up as he goes, including his ‘Canon Lore’.

(*) Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans/goals/aims, therefore never finishes anything he announces; blames others for this. ie. "Nothing Go!", "Jampacked", "LoleTV" etc.

(*) Pathological Lying.

(*) Admitted his alleged 'companies, corporations and businesses' are fake, fanmade and dreams; in other words: they do not exist, although he spent years attempting to convince people they were real.

(*) Doesn't detect sarcasm. Doesn’t understand irony. Doesn't ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond his comprehension. Takes things literally. Does not recognise criticism, mockery, or insults for what they are. ie. classic signs of high-stream Autism.

(*) Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious.

(*) Continual changing of online identity.

(*) He ridiculously claims someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed him against his Will’ as an escape clause.

(*) Refuses to listen and/or learn/take advice.

(*) Project onto others what he perceives to be his own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things he perceives to be negative characteristics about himself. "My perception of you is a reflection of me". ie. "You am I". He knows that deep inside his very essence what he is, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.

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Continued...

(*) Obsessed with his own deluded fantasy of what/who "Klim" is.

(*) Claims to be "Pansexual" - even though he is unable to explain or describe what that actually means.

(*) Claims to live in a magical kingdom called "Watnai" and lives in a treehouse.
(*) Mentally and socially incapable; Remains unemployed and unemployable; Lives at home; No personal responsibilities/consequences; No housework/domestic chores; No cooking, washing or washing up; No need to own or drive a car; No need to be educated; No need to pay Tax; no need to support household financially; Not allowed to go outside alone; No friends or interpersonal relationships etc.

(*) Cannot understand the concept of "Scatman John".

(*) He was "was trying to set up a toilet cam in (his) house"; he "accidentally let it come in contact (with) a little too much shower water and getting wet".
He says he "still has (the laptop), but it doesn't boot correctly... (and that) having no laptop kinda sucks honestly; (I've) been trying to dry it for 3 days straight".  (NB. His own words quoted).

(*) Demands this to be true:
"Oh yes, sure it's a Kid's program, but it's normal, standardized and totally sane and not infantile at all to masturbate to pics of Pokémon wearing diapers."

(*) Yonkers and Scetic and Yael

(*) Never be wrong; always be seen to be right

(*) AND always remember: Talk to Yonkers as if you would to a 5-yo child, as that is his comprehension level; adult concepts and conversations elude him.
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ADDENDUM

(*) Very short attention span; unable to read thru and/or comprehend long wordy posts; his Autism will pick out only one word or phrase to highlight, ignoring the context of the rest of the post.

(*) Piss Bottle(s).


(NB. Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).
what happened with that discord full of 13yo he joined earlier this year
did he quit going after they correctly identified and then tagged him as a ped
 >>/18080/
he already loved that tho
gets the mushroom growing faster than dung
why else would he tell the internet he eat da poopies
why else would he announce his pedozoo diapershit desires
why else would he post multiple images of his micropenis
why else would he flirt with every single one of his trolls at least once each
why else would he explain away the filth on his feet by saying it was mold
the list is endless
 >>/18084/
he pzdsed bant into oblivion
he button mushroomed the livestreams out of existance
i suppose it stands to reason that he would poopoo the discord to death as his next step
 >>/18085/
ah but of course
ADDENDUM

(*) Forum/Discord lifecycle: Invite people; Abuse people; Ban them for no good reason; Complains that no one comes to his site; Repeat forever.

(*) Posts in the middle of the night, when all of his household is sleeping.
 >>/18103/
He needs a group of deaf mutes as his loyal subjects, but they can only post the party line. 

< ~"Yes Master"~

Stanko PoopCat Inc.
 >>/18134/
theres a guy
or maybe a girl by now idk he was transitioning and calling himself megan and shit
anyway hes called geordie
and he does both these things every single day
THE REAL REASON WHY JORDAN HAD TO LEAVE LIVING IN YONKERS

It is time to reveal why Jordan and his family were forced (by his actions) to leave their home and friends in Yonkers and move to PA.

Of course, Jordan would not want this information to be publicly known, and he will no doubt claim it's all a lie and never happened, as a feeble attempt to save himself from embarrasment.

In short: Jordan thought it would be 'fun' to play what he called "The 'Look at my Pee-Pee' Game" in front of some small children at the local playground.

Police were called, arrests were made, and statements and photos were taken.

What he found the most personally embarrassing was when one of the children pointed and laughed, and said, "My baby brother's is bigger than that". Yes, that is in the Police report.

After this incident, Jordan's family made the decision to move interstate to PA, where they believed the local Police would not have a copy of his reported activities.

Unfortunately, with his ongoing "flashing" activities, both locally and online, his activities are known to local Police authorities as well.

We all here wish this was a laugh, a joke, a larp. Sadly, it is not. We wish we could cite our authentic sources, but for their personal safety, we refrain from doing so. Let's just say that "they are someone close to the inner family circle".
 >>/18160/
no i left because we were moving you dipshit 
your "information" is SEVERELY fucking fake, as all hell and eternities 
this is MERELY only YOUR post, saying this. NO ONE has re-iterated your copypasting broken record art stealing creepy stalking ass 
"we"
once again, stop with the we bullshit. i already know you're LYING. it's OBVIOUSLY FAKE.
 >>/18164/
yes, and you moved because carmen caught you whipping the button mushroom out in front of kids at the park, if klim says it there's no way it isn't true, yoinkass
 >>/18172/
Denying what? I clearly never pervaded any development. Otherwise I would not even have a fucking consistent schedule on logos or anything. 
NO, no one is "at work" either. STOP fucking trying to be funny, it only makes you more pathetic than you already are. Quit being above the consequences you projecting freak.
 >>/18189/
No, it's BECAUSE she got upset with a household member or somethiing 
no it's not a fucking penis. no it wasn't at any park because im not fucking stupid to do any of that 
Also, I've been trying to tell you to DELETE the videos, dumbass 
WHAT HAPPENED to your archive account? 
> i-if someone says stuff COMPLETELY fake and fucked up, then it must be true!
dude you're stupid
 >>/18190/
I'm not even deluded, I just knwo you're going to post yet another "cf. etc etc" and "inb4 yoinkass poopcat aaahh" thing because you KNOW I'm right, you ju7st choose not to admit you're HORRIBLE. 
> I-it's interes- 
Your "other issues presednted" are FAKE. 
F-A-K-E. 
Not even saying this "in denial", i'm TELLING IT TO YOU ON A FUCKING COMPUITER SCREEN IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE KNOWING YOUJ, YOU'RE GOING TO DISREGARD IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER MEME TOO. 
STOP BEING OBLIVIOUS FOR ONCE AND ADMIT YOU'RE AT FAULT. For BEING a FUCKING creep, STALKER, art stealing COPYPASTING MORON. YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AS "TRUE".
 >>/18204/
> I clearly never pervaded any development.
This makes it clear he will never even understand his condition, let alone accept it. You might as well be explaining string theory to a dog.
 >>/18204/
> it's not a fucking penis
fuckin lol
geordie finally confirms button mushroom
once again admitting he was wrong all along
add it to the list bro
 >>/18204/
> it's BECAUSE she got upset with a household member or somethiing
was it hector? did she move out in the divorce?
> Also, I've been trying to tell you to DELETE the videos
why would i do that?
> WHAT HAPPENED to your archive account?
it's still up, yoinkass, and eventually i'm planning on posting the rest of the streams there
 >>/18204/
> , I've been trying to tell you to DELETE the videos
You should make new streams to distract us from those existing vids. Go full Rivera Town and leave Klim a need.
 >>/18220/
> was it hector? did she move out in the divorce?
Methinks it was the Rose incident. Calling out Geordie resulted in the family isolating the Bautistas, and Hector jumping ship.
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WHY DOES KLIM KEEP AT YONKERS?

Answer: Until Jordan stops his continued ongoing denial about his PDD condition, and stops deluding himself about it, and actively seeks help/treatment for it, ONLY THEN will Klim leave him alone.

Klim is the one who "Keeps the Bastards Honest", basically.

Poor Klim… it’ll be a never-ending, thankless task…
 >>/18229/
> oh no, a person telling ME, klim - an australian CREEP to stop? better call him pdd, poopcat, and a bunch of other names! even  though he DOESN'T have PDD, but I call him that anyway! hee hee hee
> oh, and let's ALSO steal his art, AGAIN. OLD AND NEW. and impersonate as well!! 
> and then post another one of my favorite, yet repeated copypastas! 
This is literally your life in a nutshell and I hope you break out of it someday, leave the internet and never return. 
You deserve to be hated on, stalking freak. You are beyond help, and any other alternatives. 
 >>/18231/
You AREN'T innocent, you DID do something wrong, you KEEP FUCKING STEALING AND POSTING MY ART. How about YOU leave me alone
 >>/18217/
no, i was telling him i fucking moved out of yonkers because mom got upset with a random landlord 
learn to read instead of actively being this retarded in your little delusional LARP world
one day someone is gonna finally break you out of your mind, that way no one has to endure your already-low quality attention seeking posts as a "african american", even though you are MERELY a different race. no black person harasses an artist all day 
 >>/18214/
I'm MACKER you FUCKING IDIOT. 
I'M NOT ANY OF YOUR "FRIENDS" you claim. 
 >>/18206/
That's not making anything clear, I've debunked your copypaste (new or not) lie several times. YOU are the ONLY ONE who can't understand YOUR "condition", or even grasp any concept about anything in the world let alone use an internet and waste your timed arguing with someone who knows a lot better, not joking. I genuinely do a LOT much better than you are ever going to, with your stupid habits being posting on 4chan-esque sites and posting the same thing every day as well as have multiple personality disorder when you post my art. Get a fucking life and quit this.
It says it RIGHT HERE: 
> I clearly never pervaded any development. 
And yet you CAN'T read this. You're actually insufferable to deal with. You are more than someone who can't take "no" for an answer, you're a lost cause. A HUGE idiot never learning any "mistakes". >>/18220/
no it was another lady you fucking idiot. now can you PLEASE DELETE IT. 
I DO NOT WANT ANY FUCKING ARCHIVES WITHOUT MY CONSENT, AND IN THIS CASE THE STREAMS ARE SOMETHING I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH. 
 I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING OF ME ON THE INTERNET. I ONLY WANTED YOU TO STOP, NOT CONTINUE. 
can you read ALL of this and please move the fuck on from me? i don't want the archives up anymore 
> b-but why would you- 
THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS. 
IT IS WRITTEN IN CAPS YOU FUCKING BLIND ANT. 
IT SAYS 
Because I DON'T want it UP anymore.
 >>/18221/
no, you should not tell me to make a new stream. you'll fuck it up and never listen as always, and you're not my friend 
> methinks it was- 
BITCH ROSE WAS NEVER OUR DAUGHTER 
THAT WAS JUST SOMEONE ELSE THAT LIVES WITH US 
THEY'RE MORE SPANISH THAN YOU EVER CLAIMED. AND WE'RE STRICTLY AMERICAN ONLY.
and if you still don't read all of this and truly understand your faults, mistakes and consequences then i hope someone else does it for you 
just because i went on streamyard and started one DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN I WANT TO BE RECORDED AT ALL. 
I DON'T. 
ONLY I FUCKING HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THAT. 
and hell i'm NOT even angry typing this, but BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T READ I HAVE TO TYPE IT IN CAPS SO THEY CAN SEE
 >>/18256/
> It says it RIGHT HERE:
>  >I clearly never pervaded any development.
> And yet you CAN'T read this.
Everyone has read it Jordan, it was just ignored because it doesn't make sense. You don't understand what the condition is and think that picking words out of it at random will be good enough.
If you didn't have PDD, then there's a chance that you might understand, but you have so you never will.
 >>/18262/
i think geordie's house is shared with a bunch of illegal immigrants that carmen helped over the border or something
His Teddy Bear is angry and upset, his little boy is crying, begging for relief, he needs a break from Therapy for a week - Okay October 31st it begins again...w
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 >>/18254/
Well... Geordie confirms every. single point. about why he will never be forgotten.  >>/18055/ etc

Thanks, Geordie. Good work.

WHY DOES KLIM KEEP /AT/ YONKERS?

Answer: Until Jordan stops his continued ongoing denial about his PDD condition, and stops deluding himself about it, but accepts and actively seeks help/treatment for it, ONLY THEN will Klim leave him alone.

Klim is the one who "Keeps the Bastards Honest", basically.

Poor Klim… it’ll be a never-ending, thankless task…

"... (Poopcat) will never even understand his condition, let alone accept it. You might as well be explaining string theory to a dog."
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 >>/18255/
> I've debunked your copypaste
 
NOPE, YOU HAVE NOT! LOL

In your own mind you think you have, but the truth and the proof and the evidence remain for all to see, with every single post you make. It doesn't nullify it at all, ever. Why can't you understand that?

GEORDIE: STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO!!!
You have no power or authority, here or anywhere. Only (You) think you do. No one else believes you.

Truth hurts, huh?
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Isn't it interesting... how Yonkers now ignores this thread? It's always the way with him: once he realises that he cannot deny all of these truths any further, he ignores them; as if they never happened. That's his PDD at work.
and STOP POSTING ON MY BOARD 
DO YOU NOT SEE THE NOTE 
I DON'T want a fucking pedo stalker on my fucking board at ALL
 >>/18327/
people ignoring threads is a normal thing 
especially when a creep like you is in it
> he cannot deny a tru- 
the truth is you fucking constantly harass me every few hours in every single day. same shit different day. 
you have been told NO multiple times as well as get called out rightfully 
you're the only one not understanding LITERALLY ANYTTHING that is WRITTEN on you. 
It is not "words words words", it is me pointing out your shit flaws as the horrible creep you are. you keep stealing my art and then you wonder "Hmm. I wonder why he isn't responding?" 
You should be wondering why you're even living to begin with, not repeat the same damn thing and act oblivious to it, psychopath. Not even I'm obsessed with certain people like YOU ARE. 


(This isn't PDD, by the way; which means PERVASIVE DEVELOPMENT DISORDER. Something I frankly do not have. After all, "symptoms" of autism grow fucking less as you get older. Or you just know better than typical ones that never stop being disruptive even for fun.)
 >>/18329/
no one on the planet said any due date, NO it isn't 2061 either. you're either bad at guessing or horrible at it. you obviously grasp nothing of how a certain show is in devlopment
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New book episodes coming:
Picking my nose with my toes.
Making pansexual gravy for Thanksgiving Day.
Don't get caught being weird with minors.
Neighborhood cum bucket.
 >>/18260/
> Everyone has read it Jordan, it was just ignored because 
Because you MISUSED the word, and missed the point. 
Stop fucking using words that aren't applied to those who have none of those disorders or symptoms. I do not have a difficulty relating to a person or behavior change/routine. I'm doing good. 
If anything, you're the one saying stuff that ACTUALLY makes no sense. I'm not saying it smugly or randomly, but man. I already know what it means, and I don't fit their definition. I've NEVER had a delay in my skills, communication-wise or not.
> b-but you have! duhh! 
And there goes your stupidity. Using words on people that are more normal and not weird image posters, and obsessing over boogers (that you do) 
You're only proving me right anyway.
 >>/18262/
Stop questioning and just accept that instead of misusing green quotes 
 >>/18263/
I've answered you already, READ IT AGAIN. 
 >>/18264/
i have none illegal immigrants, dumbass. they're all american
there is no border. 
i'm JORDAN. LEARN TO SAY MY FUCKING NAME RIGHT INSTEAD OF BEING OBLIVIOUSLY DUMB ABOUT IT 
 >>/18266/
See, there goes the booger fetish of yours again. You keep proving me right when I say you obsess over things and don't understand your own faults.
 >>/18268/
Never had a piss closet. 
 >>/18271/
> still living in delusional larp world
Have fun declining your health further, cunt.
Yes I DO have a penis. That's literally what it's called you fucking tool.
 >>/18272/
Klim stop projecting your fucked up IRL paraphilic fantasies on us. You - and your other fucked up morons should go to therapy.
 >>/18275/
Instead of wasting your life, you should actually take the time to reflect on your past and present actions instead of letting your future to decline like this. 
I'm not saying you should do  better, because honestly you did a lot of fucking stupid shit if not creepy - but you should at least leave permanently along with anyone else that's as dumb as a rock like you. 
The only reason you keep up at me is NOT because of some disorder you clearly have no grasp at, it's because this is the only thing that entertains you outside of getting the "help" you even need at all. 
I DON'T like you, I do NOT want you, and I am NOT considering you to be my bf. Piss the fuck off with your copy pasted rambles and troubling crisis with usernames as well as any other shenanigan. 
No this isn't said with a PDD condition, I merely do not have it. This is said out of honesty, something you shouldn't just scroll up and press Ctrl-V to ignore a very smart point about this board and its flaws including you
 >>/18276/
> n-no you have no- 
Yes I did you fucking retard who has no care/grasp at anything. 
You barely have any concept on why you're being told to "stop", or "no". 
You've said the same exact thing for 3 years now. 
You only exist because  you're creepy, and you like to manipulate people into copypasting salad. 
You're making wild fucking claims about me being "abusive" when all I've ever done was to tell you to stop. And rightfully so. That's not even abuse. 
As well as the claim about something being real when I've never said it was (Fiction/Fantasy is NOT reality), so therefore even my cat mom isn't real at all 
And you call me things that I'm not. I'm not a "creepshot" taker. I'm NOT into my mom. I'm NOT into irl things or animals, I'm NOT a fucking lolcow. You barely know what that means. You don't even know the difference between someone with a very much BIG following compared to someone who does not. 
And once again, you make crazy claims such as "d-denying PDD" when  the REALITY is that I'VE NEVER FUCKING PERVADED ANYTHING. 
I CAN'T fucking delay my skill because I get BETTER AT IT.
I'm NOT having anything fucking repetitive and I SLEEP AT NIGHT. 
And no my stuff is not "infantile" and it's NOT awful, you just don't like cartoons or animationo. Not even when it's been improved from the VERY FIRST DRAWINGS FROM THAT PERSON. 
AND I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SAME EXACT THING FOR 2 YEARS BUT MUCH MORE CLEARER BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SMALL FUCKING BRAIN THAT ONLY UNDERSTANDS "HARM" and carelessness. There is NO fucking point in TALKING to you.
Learn to fucking read and admit your wrongdoings. I've already admit to being a minor when I first joined back in 2018/2019. 
Now's your turn, instead of being a general POS
 >>/18355/
i'm not anon dumbass 
you know who the fuck i am 
stop having dementia crisis and just accept that you're an insane deplorable stalker
 >>/18356/
That's not actually something to laugh at. 
Why would you even expect a 19 year old to keep slapping people? Piss off. 
 >>/18365/
I said SYMPTOMS. learn to fucking read. I didn't say there was a cure, because ffs there isn't. God you're so dyslexic
 >>/18378/
Is your mother stupid, Jordan?
Is your doctor?
How about your educators, were they stupid?
They've all said you have PDD. You are the only one who says you don't have it and that's because you don't have the cognitive abilities to understand the condition.
Which is because you have PDD.
 >>/18383/
> Why would you even expect a 19 year old to keep slapping people? Piss off.
You gotta lay off of Mama Bear, Geordie.
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> PDD
It happens when you pick your butt and don't wash your hands before you pick your nose, anal bacteria makes your brain go septic, and it rots from the inside out: Poop Doo Duh.
 >>/18389/

septic
adjective
sep·​tic ˈsep-tik 
1
: of, relating to, or causing putrefaction
2
: relating to, involving, caused by, or affected with sepsis
septic patients
3
: used for sewage treatment and disposal
a septic system
also : of or relating to a septic system
septic effluents
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➽ [●] This is why they still hold him in school and therapy, to adjust him to social norms. No pissing all over the place, no screeching like a feral animal, no whacking it while your mother is talking to others, no flashing people when you get annoyed, no punching walls, and jumping out windows when things don't go your way.

➽ [●] Poor Jordan remains in complete denial about it all, poor fool.
That's what makes his story/situation all the worse, for him and all of us who have to suffer thru his endless bullshit. 🤦‍♂️
 >>/18390/
it's not turbo. i clearly detest you, not like you. 
i've stated numerous times that i do not like you or this board because of its obvious flaws, you included. 
do you not know how to read, you awful person?
can you stop typing like a fucking discord one-liner idiot for once and process the hatred i have in you. My desire for this board and its members to rot is high. 
> d-debunked! 
NO you idiot. I was telling him I did not move out over a penis, I moved out because I wanted to
> claims about esl again
Medieval English would like a word with you. 
 >>/18396/
I already had school AND therapy. Whatever you mean by "social norms" I already know about, that means I'm not constantly spending time to copy paste the EXACT, SAME REGURGITATED SHIT every fucking time like you do. No one is screaming or being feral, nor are they pissing. No one is jacking it in front of anyone, "flashing", wall punching or even jumping out a window. 

CLEARLY, NO ONE DOES THAT. 

If only YOU knew YOUR story along with others are worse, because YOU are the ONLY ONES PERSISTENTLY  annoying me over a fucking drawing and having an overall innocent presence compared to yours. Your reasons of harassing people are ridiculous. 
YOU are being in denial of YOUR OWN DOINGS. YOU LITERALLY BEEN DOING THIS SHIT DAYS ON END, KLIM. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS. 
YOU CLEARLY RIGHT CLICK MY FUCKING DRAWINGS AS IF ITS NOT YOUR PROBLEM. STOP.
 >>/18415/
>  I moved out 
At least Our Boi Geordie finally admits he doesn't live at home with Mommy, Joshie, Rose and a cast of 1,000's any more; he must feel happier living in his Group Home now. Funny how he only ever posts in the middle of the night when everyone else living there is asleep, tho... strange...
 >>/18419/
You are so fucking creepy, AND stupid... I MEANT OUT OF YONKRES YOU FUCKING IDIOT. 
I'M STILL LIVING IN A HOUSE. 
God learn to FUCKING FREAD. 
I SAID HGOUSE. AS IN PERSONAL, PRIVATE, HOME. NOT GROUP HOME.
> f-funny how he- 
BITCH I'VE BEEN FUCKING AWAKE SINCE ALWAYS. 
NO THJE FUCK I'M NOT IN SOME FUCKING GROUP HOME YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED APE. 
FUCK OFF. 
STOP ASSUMING A FUCKING HARD WORKING INDEPENDENT STUDIO PERSON IS IN A GROUP HOME WHEN THEY DONT LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF FUCKING WEIRD PATIENTS IN IT.
STOP LARPING. 
 >>/18420/
NO ONE
FUCKING
LOVES
YOU
 >>/18423/
you have no power either, moron 
no one will agree with your feeble and delusional points you make. you clearly repeat yourself expecting someone to agree, you are insane af
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 >>/18426/
 >>/18427/
 >>/18428/
Who are you talking to, anon?
There is no one here. Not even in Yonkres.

We do not think your therapy worked at all.

Yes, you are living in a house that is a Group Home. We all understand that. Pls stop repeating yourself. We said to please stop repeating yourself.

Tho you never sleep, as you say. This is why you are mentally ill.

> HARD WORKING INDEPENDENT STUDIO PERSON 
Do you still actually believe this delusion of yours, after all these years? Clearly, your therapy was a complete failure.

> Power
I get mine supplied from a Higher Power: "TOILET MAN"

At least you can prove "Toilet Man" is real; all you have to do is post the videos to prove it.

As always, it's been fun playing with you, Tonkres.
 >>/18415/
> it's not turbo.
what would you call 6 posts in a row bro
> i clearly detest you, not like you.
who said you like me
you aint cammy lol
> do you not know how to read
i read whole phrases and not individual words bro
you read like a 2000 ai
picking out a single word to respond to without the context around it
> like a fucking discord
idk what happens on discord geordie
you the one who joined that server full of children not me
i aint use dicksword
> My desire for this board and its members to rot
so you really have got a case of the necrophilia
thats bad bro
> I was telling him I did not move out over a penis
its not a fucking penis lol
> I moved out
grouphome confirmed
 >>/18419/
its prolly hard to get people to sign up to a grouphome night shift
all those deformed monsters screaming and shitting and throwing furniture would be straight out of a horror movie when it gets dark
 >>/18427/
> I'VE BEEN FUCKING AWAKE SINCE ALWAYS.
A 19 year nosleep challenge would certainly explain all the mental illness, hallucinations, paranoia and projection.
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 >>/18429/
i've replied to your posts, that's who i'm talking to. 
and stop calling me anon, you know who i am already 
> w-we do not thi- 
STOP. SAYING. WE. 
NO ONE LIKES YOU. AT ALL. 
Yes it DID fucking work. I'm NOT thinking of suicide or any window jumpings!! For fuck sake you're so daft. 
> y-you never sle- 
Bitch I've slept at 5 in the fucking morning. Yes I do sleep. Unlike your dumbass who probably thinks of "mr. snuggles" all the time until they even fall asleep at all. No I'm NOT mentally ill, unlike yourself. 
> y-you are living- 
I'm living in fucking pennsylvania in MY OWN, PRIVATE, PERSONAL HOME. With ONLY my family. You fool. I hate that you can't read, because if anything this is the failure you CAN'T grasp. The MORE you act oblivious the more you prove me right. 
> d-duhhh! delusion? durrr! 
Bitch I've spent an entire day or two working on independent fonts. This is not a delusion, and I've even gotten better at even drawin cartoons as well. Yet you care not for them, you foreshadowing, gaslighting manipulating piece of actual crap. 
> Please stop repe- 
Rich coming from you, you never stop posting the same exact shit on 4chan. "Unforgettable Highlights" my ass, bitch no one fucking remembers except a few people who are probably confused by a 2 year old video that no one cares. 
Toilet man is dead. No one is proving your shit creation of stealing copyright is "real". No it isn't fucking blind moron. 
 >>/18438/
i know context more than someone who's stuck in his house all day acting like they're black. piss off 
you dont even know ANYTHING of ANY context of it, you just misuse words without knowing what they actually mean.... my god you're a fucking moron. i'm AT MY FAMILY'S HOUSE YOU IDIOT. THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER BEEN
 >>/18441/
that's not what i mean, clearly you take a bunch of everything without context unless it's booger fetish for your fucking gross needs
 >>/18442/
> stuck in his house all day
geordie real talk for a second
where do you think the money to pay for my house comes from
do i work from home or sth
> you just misuse words without knowing what they actually mean
projection is not your friend g man
> i'm AT MY FAMILY'S HOUSE YOU IDIOT. THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER BEEN
ohhh so when you said
> someone who's stuck in his house all day
you were talking about yourself
now i see
makes sense lol
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> fonts

I think Our Boi Geordie needs to be aware of these sites, rather than wasting his time (AS USUAL).

https://www.dafont.com/
https://www.1001freefonts.com/
https://befonts.com/
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 >>/18467/
He thinks he's special because he makes a logo or new alphabet, but there are a million fonts out there for free already, and they are better than anything he showed us so far. His art is childish stick figures and fantasy 2D art like Dr. Seuss. There is modern work out there that is so good it makes me wonder how they did it? And that is impressive to me, I'm not trying to be mean, but if I don't tell the truth he won't learn anything. I used to think that He's just a stubborn asshole, but now I think understanding higher forms of art is beyond him. Because we can't really communicate these ideas to him. He is just a basic butthead that for some reason insists he is special. He actually reminds me of Trump, that man is mentally defective and beyond help.
 >>/18499/
That's how long it took us to tag him with the tranq dart. He's out of the sewage outflow and back under control. Once again, we are sorry for this lapse in standards.
 >>/18499/
> Oh no, why do you sleep early??! 
Man, figure it out yourself. I have a LIFE, something that this board doesn't have a grasp over. 
 >>/18500/
Stop with the larp, i'm NOT in a sewage outflow
UPDATED: "Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights"

NEVER FORGET – THIS IS WHY HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie/Shittens etc.

(NOTE: Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).

(*) Jordan Manuel Rivera is an obese delusional Mexican mentally-retarded “Special-Needs” house-bound forever-alone (now-19yo) ChrisChan lolcow, with a diagnosed PDD mind of a pre-schooler, who lives in his own imaginary fantasy world (ie. he does not co-operate with reality, and demands everyone to believe his magical world and ‘friends’ are real), with zero social-skills, and honestly believes he does nothing wrong (ie. no concept of consequences), and will disagree with anyone about anything he either does not understand or does not want to know about (he must be seen as 'right' in everything, and blames everyone else for his own failings), and who is in total denial about it all.
PROOF (Source: from his own mother, Carmen Bautista, January 2022):
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
 OR ~
Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

(*) His PDD prevents him from understanding and/or accepting that he has PDD and how it negatively affects him.

(*) Continues to deny he has PDD, as his mother publicly admitted. ie. He calls his own mother a liar.

(*) Admitted he licked his own poop and said it tasted like some sort of pill.

(*) His indescribably-awful and incompetent childish drawings (“Artism”).

(*) Diaper Fetish.

(*) Doxxed himself and his family.

(*) Takes and posts creepshots of his own mother.

(*) The Piss Closet / Piss Bottle(s) / Poop on furniture/walls/floor.

(*) Addicted to Jenkem and other illegal hallucigens.

(*) The ultimate Lolcow….

(*) Described by his mother to others (all his life) that he is “Special”; oblivious to what that actually meant; therefore considers himself to be vastly more intelligent/smarter/wiser than others.

Continued...
 >>/18562/ Continued...

(*) Mentally and socially incapable; Remains unemployed and unemployable; Lives at home; No personal responsibilities/consequences; No housework/domestic chores; No cooking, washing or washing up; No need to own or drive a car; No need to be educated; No need to pay Tax; no need to support household financially; Not allowed to go outside alone; No friends or interpersonal relationships etc.

(*) Father (Hector) divorced his mom and left the family. No strong male role model.

(*) Is abusive, violent, angry, hostile, aggressive, negative, racially abusive, inhospitable. Shows racial hatred; “KYS”; “Fuck off and die” etc. Yell; Flip out; screaming etc.

(*) Slapped his mother attempting to steal her phone to use when his got removed.

(*) Cannot discern his fantasy world from reality; Creates imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds; insists they are real. Eg. “Flufferians” etc.

(*) Posted his own penis (nb. Very VERY small micropenis aka. ‘Button Mushroom’)/genitalia/ass without being prompted (not once but TWICE+), then blamed someone else made him do it.
Note: he did this when he was underage, therefore he posted CP in public.

(*) Caught masturbating on chat/discord threads TWICE.

(*) Misguided and misplaced attempts at online Roleplay: Cubs wearing diapers & “Mr. Snuggles”; Attempted Roleplay as “Megan” who was using HRT to transition, with images.

(*) Observed paedophilic tendencies.

(*) Makes ridiculously unverifiable claims: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”; “I am god”, etc.

(*) Makes shit up as he goes, including his ‘Canon Lore.’

(*) Project onto others what he perceives to be his own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things he perceives to be negative characteristics about himself. “My perception of you is a reflection of me.” ie. “You am I.” He knows that deep inside his very essence what he is, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.

(*) Refuses to listen and/or learn/take advice; incapable of co-operation and/or collaboration.

(*) Forum/Discord lifecycle: Open; Invite people; Abuse people; Ban them for no good reason; Complains that no one comes to his site; Abandon site; Repeat forever.

(*) Incapable of neither making nor implementing plans/goals/aims, therefore never finishes anything he announces; blames others for this. ie. “Nothing Go!”, “Jampacked”, “LoleTV” etc.

(*) Pathological Lying.

(*) Never be wrong; always be seen to be right.
 >>/18562/

 >>/18563/ Continued...

(*) Admitted his alleged ‘companies, corporations and businesses’ are fake, fanmade and dreams; in other words: they do not exist, although he spent years attempting to convince people they were real.

(*) Claims to live in a magical kingdom called “Watnai” and lives in a treehouse.

(*) Doesn't detect sarcasm. Doesn’t understand irony. Doesn't ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond his comprehension. Takes things literally. Does not recognise criticism, mockery, or insults for what they are. ie. classic signs of high-stream Autism.

(*) Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious.

(*) Very short attention span; unable to read thru and/or comprehend long wordy posts; his Autism will pick out only one word or phrase to highlight, ignoring the context of the rest of the post.

(*) Denial of his Mexican heritage.

(*) Lives in a household of Illegal Immigrants (“There is no border”), including ‘Rose’ (with photo.)

(*) Vague Posting.

(*) Continual changing of online identity.

(*) He ridiculously claims someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed him against his Will’ as an escape clause.

(*) He is obsessed with his own deluded fantasy of what/who his trolls are and/or what he thinks they have done to him; calls them “psychic stalkers”, ie. “Rammy”, “Scetic”, “Klim”, “Spaceman”, “FakeChristfag”, “FCF”, “Bongo”, “Nice Canadian”, “Gilgamesh”; “Lowercase American”, “sig”, “Insane Chilean”, “POWERGAP”, “Yael”, “Ren” etc.

(*) Claims to be “Pansexual” - even though he is unable to explain or describe what that actually means in his own words.

(*) He was “trying to set up a TOILET CAM in (his) house;” he “accidentally let it come in contact (with) a little too much shower water and getting wet”. (NB. His own words quoted).

(*) Demands this to be true:
“Oh yes, sure it's a Kid's program, but it's normal, standardized and totally sane and not infantile at all to masturbate to pics of Pokémon wearing diapers.”

(*) Yonkers and Scetic and Yael.

(*) Yonkers and Fig, etc.

(*) Cannot understand the concept of “Scatman John.”

(*) Posts in the middle of the night, when all his household is sleeping.

(*) Never sleeps.

(*) Attempted suicide by trying to jump out of a window; hospitalized as a result.

(*) Filthy toes/feet /fingernails.

(*) AND always remember: Talk to Yonkers as if you would to a 5-yo child, as that is his comprehension level; adult concepts and conversations elude him.
 >>/18562/
You never "update" anything, piss off. 
> N-never forget! 
BITCH THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT REMEMBER THIS IS YOU AND OTHER RETARDS THAT ARE EQUALLY NO BETTER. 
No one wants to waste their time watching a then-17 year old to be recorded WITHOUT PERMISSION. And therefore, again should be DELETED. 
STOP forcing people to remember THE PAST. 
STOP LIVING in the PAST. 
 >>/18532/
stop misreading so many things and larping as them you gigantic retard 
 >>/18514/
> duh, point proven! 
> c-cannot contro- 
you replied to me twice, you're the one that can't control. 
and as i said before, no you aren't a troll, no you do not make "obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait", you are not on the same level as a troll which they are ignored. because they are not actively doing even crimes like posting an actual underage girl irl, as well as on my board. 
only a legit weirdo psuedo-pedo like you would do that, as well as steal my art countless of times as well as repeat their selves because they are just an insane awful broken record 
you're only disregarding because you choose not to see your errors and admit your faults. i even offered you to leave as well as many other people. wasting your time on merely harassing one person is not healthy
i shouldnt have to write a whole essay about this. it's not science. it's clear facts and flaws about this board, and it's really sad you dont want to change and move on from this petty shit. i hope i dont see you in the new year or beyond
 >>/18534/
you're not understanding this, you keep roleplaying about me and it makes me uncomfortable that you do it like that. you're objectifying me
 >>/18579/
Retards:
Post pic with time stamp, or it didn't happen.
Pansexual gay bait:
Show tits with time stamp or get out.
Booger eaters:
Stream movie or get out.
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 >>/18578/
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 >>/18509/
Point proven again: "Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious."

(nb. Why did he take this selfie in the bathroom... and are those bottles of heavy sedation sitting there in the Medicine Cabinet?)
Stanko Poopcat Inc.
family members.
https://yandex.com/images/search?cbir&#95;id=2186112%2FI-kJ1cvz5iN3QoAxoFufCQ3584&rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Favatars.mds.yandex.net%2Fget-images-cbir%2F2186112%2FI-kJ1cvz5iN3QoAxoFufCQ3584%2Forig
 >>/18580/
> waah waah listen to our social cues and do what we say 
Man, if that's the case, then provide proof that you're clearly an idiot. 
Not everyone gives you your candy. Piss off, whiny brat.
 >>/18582/
You never proved any point, dipshit. ONCE AGAIN, you do NOT do any "bait". You clearly do this on purpose 
 >>/18584/
Random lookalikes =/= family members, idiot. 
 >>/18597/
Dude shut the fuck up. You don't get scared of anything. 
 >>/18585/
 >>/18609/
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 >>/18611/
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 >>/18614/
 >>/18615/
You lot are weird. JUST ADMIT THAT.
 >>/18616/
I am not one of them but I do admit to being weird.
Rather rude of you to say so though.
You have hurt my feelings now I can see why these other guys don't like you.
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 >>/18616/
Described by his mother to others (all his life) that he is “Special”; oblivious to what that actually meant; therefore considers himself to be vastly more intelligent/smarter/wiser than others.

 >>/18620/
> Who's your Daddy?

KLIM IS YOUR FATHER!
 >>/18626/
That's what I am telling you. 
Boogers are not an insult either, stop being gross. 
 >>/18624/
That's not a game show. That's just you editing random music, sound effects and OLD voice calls, including an edit. 
Jesus christ. 
No I'm not incorrect about what I've said. I've never had a micro, only a big penis. You're just too retarded to fucking see that not everything revolves around you and your stupidity like this. 
Even the other people in the VC are fucking lame. 
You're  unhealthily obsessed with me that the next thing you're going to do is repeat your copypastas again because you sadly dont want to face the truth of your reality
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 >>/18633/
Have you got two penises? Because the only one you've ever photographed is a micropenis. There's no way that's over 3 inches, it's unlikely that it's even 1 inch.
 >>/18650/
That's what YOU are doing, idiot. 
 >>/18638/
That's not from me, moron. Stop comparing obscure books to me, being an indie creator.. who doesn't make anything FOR CHILDREN. NONE OF MY STUFF IS EVEN FOR KIDS, SO WHY WOULD THERE BE A COLORING BOOK OF SUCH. 
 >>/18649/
More like either a repost of something 5 months ago or this is an overdue edit. 
No, I'm NOT making a movie YET. And that'll just end up as a tv special, not a fucking full length film that's taking up fucking space for one gb of a movie.
 >>/18652/
> "micropenis" 
You're so stupid, and fucking GULLIBLE that THAT IS MY 17 YEAR OLD PENIS FROM BACK THEN. 
IT'S NOT EASY TAKING A FUCKING DICK PIC WHEN YOU'RE EVEN AN ADULT AT ALL.
and no it's not 3 inches you fucking creep! you're A CREEP
 >>/18681/
there is no tour you absolute slob 
> i was finally free to be my true self 
yeah that's called accepting that you were weird and embarrassing at a young age, that few years later you're older and better than that
 >>/18728/
So you're saying that in the past two years your penis has grown from less than one inch to the national average of 6? Congratulations, you will never have to get a job because your body is a marvel of science no man has seen before. You should report it to the media, your deviation from standard human evolution will be in all the history books.
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 >>/18729/

Could this Anonymous poster please post a current timestamped image of his micropenis, so that he can be correctly identified?

Please stop repeating yourself, please. As we have said, please stop repeating yourself. PDD. Please, if you could in future, stop repeating yourself from repeating yourself. Thank you.

We we all love listening and watching every new days' play of "The Yonkers Game Show"!

Oh... by the way, anon... how is your current Board holding up so far?

A BRAND-NEW YONKERS VIDEO!
This is a special bonus feature to his "Jampacked!" movie. Enjoy.
Thanks, Poopcat.

"The Magical Powers of Yonkers" (2'00"): https://youtube.com/watch?v=KuXb0PpZVQQ  


#JordanRiveraGO #LoleTVSucks #YonkersisaPedo #ArrestPoopcat #MittensOUT #PoopcatIsaRapist #Yonkers4Trump 

I am very glad to see that you are all playing my Game oh so well, my friends; Yonkers continues to play the Role of The Fool, while you other players circle around him like a pack of starving hyenas. I am The Game Master, and you all dance to my tune now, My Little Monkeys!

➽ [●] Dance, Money! Dance!  https://files.catbox.moe/qsj0m8.mp3 
🎶🎵 Soundtrack to "The Yonkers Game": https://files.catbox.moe/vtmbdb.mp4 🎵🎶
➽ [●] Poopcat's new favourite game: https://616games.itch.io/poop-killer

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 >>/18731/
> copypasting the exact same thing expecting different results 
Rot in hell. 
> s-so that he can be- 
BITCH I'M THE SAME PERSON YOU HARASSED. I WAS A MINOR THEN, AND NOW I'M AN ADULT - AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING STALKING ME. 
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM JUST BECAUSE I DON'T ALWAYS POST A SINGLE STUPID IMAGE EVERY TIME. 
PLUS YOU'VE DONE THAT KIND OF THING TOO 
> p-please stop repea- 
Oh look who's talking, hypocrite. You've told me the "brand new yonkers video" twice the amount of times this week. You have no game, no life, and no redeeming qualities. 
You aren't a game master, you're a fucking groomer. 
You've literally creeped me out when I was LEGIT a minor in 2021.
 >>/18732/
Stop posting minors, Klim.
 >>/18738/
My grammar doesn't suck, unlike you. 
Stop being weird and talk proper for once. Please. No one wants to talk to someone whose only thoughts are PICKLED. FUCKING. BOOGERS. 
There were ALSO NEVER ANY FARTING CAT BOOKS FROM ME, STUPID IDIOT. 
STOP ASSUMING EVERYTHING IS ME. IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. NOR EVEN YOURSELF.
 >>/18759/
I was at a concert once and had a bad burrito. As this led to my urgent need to shit, I had to resort to using one of those horrible portajohns they sometimes provide. I braced myself and held my nose, then went in to do the deed. Halfway through, I felt something wet and warm, causing me to jump up. When I looked round, there was a Mexican man secreted inside the chemical unit and he must have just licked my butt.
Is this what you are talking about?
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I can only say that they all look alike to me, you obviously risked your life those plastic things can give you cancer, Mexicans & Hindi will eat anything, and then argue about it.
My name is Jordan Rivera, im a 18 year old male, and i am a nasty whore. I have been fantasizing about being a human toilet since i was 12. Unfortunately i have been unable to find a master to use me. So i plan to force myself to swallow shit and piss from a porta potty.

 Its a warm Monday morning. It was already 10 am by the time i drove to the park, i know this park has a porta potty. I grab my backpack full of sex toys and walked over to the porta potty. I entered and was greeted to an almost full tank.

 I strip naked putting my clothes in a plastic bag, i open my bag of sex toys and begin to take them out. I take out a 10 inch dildo, a diaper, chastity cage, ring mouth gag, handcuffs, a paper plate, and nipple clamps. I put on all the items that i can leaving the dildo, cuffs and plate for later.

 I kneel infront of the almost full holding tank and take a deep breath. I slowly begin to lower my hands into the waste below, i pick up a large yellowish log in my right hand and in my left hand is a mix of 5 strangers shit. I put the logs onto the paper plate and go digging for more shit. I end up taking out 27 different logs of shit. I turn around to face the doorway.

 I then decide to take a log and rub it onto the dildo, once the dildo was nice and covered i pulled my diaper off. I position my ass right above the dildo and slowly lower myself onto it. As I'm pushing the dildo into my ass the shit coating it begins to smear all over my ass. slowly the dildo completely enters my ass.

 Now that the dildo is fully in my ass, i grab the big disgusting yellowish log of shit. I tilt my head back and raise my shit filled hand over my face, and i drop the shit onto my face. Some of the log lands in my open mouth while some lands under my nose. The bitter taste floods my mouth, the rancid smell fills my nostrils.

I wretch at the taste but hold my composure. As i struggle with the current shit i grab a big handful of shit and drop it onto my face. The shit fills my mouth and covers my nose. I quickly use my hands to unclog my nose. Once that was done i began to focus on the shit in my mouth.

My mouth was so full that i had no choice but to swallow the huge yellowish log from before without being able to mush it up. A majority of the shit went into my mouth but left a good amount right under my nose. I quickly grabbed the paper plate and dumped the rest of the shit onto my face.

After i dumped all that onto my face i took my handcuffs and put them on with my hands behind my back. Once the cuffs were locked on i laid back on the tank. A few minutes go by where i let the shit cover me. Next thing i know i hear the door being opened and the man yells "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I realize i forgot to lock the door.

The man looks around and sees my bag of clothes and says "you did this to yourself?" I nod yes, "You filthy disgusting faggot" the man yelled, "I should call the cops on you but i think i have a better idea, since you seem to be enjoying waste from this toilet. Let's make you the toilet" he added. I heard his pants drop onto the floor.

I hear the man walking over to me "open that disgusted mouth pig" he said. I unwillingly did as he said afraid of the cops being called. He grunts as i feel the tip of his shit hit my nose. The log begins to exit his ass into my awaiting mouth, it fills my mouth quickly as the shit turns from a solid to a liquid. The shit begins to drip onto my body.

The stream of shit slows down and stops, the shit is so piled up on my face i struggle to breathe. I'm drowning in his shit was my last thought before i blacked out
 >>/18879/

An extract from Yonkers new Book, "I Am a Diaper", by Jordan Manuel Rivera.

This is now Official©️®️™️ Yonkers Canon Lore.

"So Mote It Be"
 >>/18917/
You mean when he's rolling on the floor with shitted pants angry that his arms don't work yet and he can't reach inside to grab a log?
 >>/18879/
your name is anon and you're a grown man writing misinformation on purpose, for attention and clout. the only thing you even fantasize about is either finding random obscure stuff from the internet, use an ai to write sick shit for you, or you write it all by your own, expecting something nice of a reply 

unfortunately ... you won't get a nice reply. you are gross, even for my standards. fuck you. i mean this bluntly 

also i'm 19 years old, not 18 anymore you stupid idiot 
 >>/18885/ 
That's not an extract from anything you make up from your insane illogical paraphilic mind, Klim. 
 >>/18913/
Yeah, you wrote it yourself. 
 >>/18914/
Who?
 >>/18922/
Part 2a
I slowly begin to wake up and realize I'm in some concrete pit. I'm chained to a table, there's a ring gag holding my mouth open. "Well looks like the toilet pig is finally awake, you might be asking who i am and where you are. You may call me Master Elijah and you are located in the bottom of a park bathroom." The man said.

"After i found you in the porta-potty and knocked you out with my massive dump, i brought you here. This bathroom is known for having disgusting faggots to use, and is situated in a really busy area of the park almost everyone uses this bathroom. So that covers everything, time for your first use" Elijah said.

Elijah pulls his cock out and begins to piss down onto me, some lands all over my face and some in my mouth. Most of his piss lands on my chest. Elijah puts his cock away and says "ill be back for you in a few days maybe a week, ill be able to monitor via the camera in the corner there." He points to the corner near my left leg, then he walks off leaving me helpless.

About 15 minutes go by before i hear someone enter the bathroom. Its a dad with his 2 year old son, i hear him changing the kids diaper. Once the diaper is changed the dad says "stay there tom i need to use the bathroom." He looks into the tank and smiles once he sees me. He takes the diaper and turns it inside out, then drops it onto my caged cock.

I feel the mushy shit against my balls as it lands and sticks on my cock. He laughs and takes out his cock, he quickly pees and leaves. A few minutes go by when i hear another man enter, he doesn't even notice me just sits down and shits. Unfortunately for me his shit lands over my eyes.

5 minutes after that a woman enters, she sits down on the seat and as she does i see a tampon string that looks well used. She begins to let out a large log of shit, it gets a foot out of her ass and breaks off landing on my chest with a slap. A few more small balls exit her ass. She stands up and notices me and with a devious smile on her face she takes her tampon out, and drops it into my mouth.

I immediately wretch at the taste, as menstrual blood leaks from the soaked tampon. I try my best to spit out the tampon but fail every time, left with no options i swallow it. As i do she laughs then leaves.
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part 2b
 Over the course of the day roughly 131 people used me. I was covered in shit,piss, used kids diapers, some used tampons and a few used condoms. Come nightfall i was left alone for long enough to get some uncomfortable sleep. I wake up every so often when a pile of shit moves slightly.

 The morning arrives a few guys and girls use the bathroom not even noticing me because I'm so covered. But around 9 am i hear a few familiar voices, they all enter and go to separate stalls. Then i get a look at one of their faces, its my dad and my 2 brothers.

All 3 of them sit down and unleash a torrent of liquid shit. I get an immediate mouth full from my younger brother, my other brother buries the rest of my cock, and my dad ends up covering my already shit covered chest. I try to say something but only comes out as a moan.

They ignore my moan and wipe themselves clean then leave. More men, women and children use the toilet, at the end of the day over 600 people have used this bathroom. The level of sewage has reached above the table. "I can't last another day ill suffocate" i think to myself. The night goes by a few late night visits but im able to get some sleep.

Morning arrives again and i think its Thursday. The morning people use the bathroom and around 10 a.m. i hear the voice of my older brother, it sounds like he is on the phone. He sits on the toilet right above my head, and begins to shit. His shits have always been big, this one was no exception.

The turd reaches the length of 1 foot then breaks off landing in my mouth with a loud thud, and i moan loudly at the weight of it. "What was that!? Dad ill have to call you back" he hangs up the phone "hello is anyone there?" He says. I moan again which makes him stand up and look in the pit, he looks for a few seconds. And finally he sees me completely covered in shit,piss, used diapers and feminine products.

He then notices his giant turd in my mouth half eaten and realizes that i ate part of his shit. He laughs and grabs a pen from his pocket. He writes on the wall "hey whoever put this toilet faggot in here text me I'm this whores older brother and he needs to be used more". He pulls out his 7 inch dick and points it at my face and pisses, once he was finished he looks at me and says "hope you enjoy being a toilet fag oh yeah!" Then he walks away, and I'm left horrified and scared.

By: Jordan Manmule Rivera, this is my origin story.
 >>/18922/
Why doesn't this mystery anon ever tell us what name he wants us to know him by today?
He is smarter than wee wee are. But wee wee never know who they are.
If only there was some way of knowing...
 >>/18927/
You're not spaceman. 
 >>/18930/
 >>/18931/
> still making fake gross stories 
Kill yourself 
 >>/18935/
I'm real and I don't fucking go to porta potties or mess with people's children, please. Literally kill yourself, along with your scat fetish. Never return here 
 >>/18932/
> d-duhhh!! why do i act so stupid and pretend I'm harassing someone else! 
YTOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM 
I SHOWN YOU MITTENS MULTIPLE TIMES 
YOU'VE FOLLOWED ME ON DRAWTHREADS NUMEROUS OF TIMES 
YOU'VE EVEN POSTED MY ARTWORK NUMEROUS TIMES 
HOW DO YOU STILL NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM. I AKM NOT FUCKING MYSTERIOUS, YOU AUSTRALIAN PEDOPHILIC CUNT. STOP BEING OBLIVIOUS AND JUST CALL ME MITTENS ALREADY. 
 >>/18951/
You have no grasp on what "canon" even means, moron. 
No, there is no fucking "i am a diaper" book. That's LEGIT FROM YOU, no one else 
and even i would write a better "fetish book" than you do 
so mote it be fucking nothing, you actual pos
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 >>/18968/
Klim isn't coherent, I am. 
So I'm Mittens. 
Plus, klim doesnt know about logos. Good enough logos, not his crappy Snap/Impact font pictures. I only made that "klimcorp" thing ironically so he can get a grasp at what a logo design works/looks like
Stanko poopcat isn't even a  thing, once again you're getting the starruko name wrong.
 >>/19000/
Maybe it's immersion therapy. Fake Geordie has to face the truth eventually and meeting real Geordie might force that to happen.
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Jampacked with booger eating ass humping twerk dancing retard action.

Only on the Autism channel.
Stanko Poopcat Inc.
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 >>/19021/
 >>/19021/
So… WHO does he want to be known as TODAY? Let’s play along with his childish little Game!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Shmarty …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.

➽ [●] He appropriately responds to any of these names as well:

Yonkers/Meow Meow Kitty/Turd Ninja/typical-warrior/Ralsei/GangsterWoody/Wonky Yonky/blandsuperstar/Pooh Jabbah the Hutt/Asriel/Microdick/PooKnocker/Jackson/Fuckwit/Jaydane/Senpai Toilet San/dvdrocks/Sophia/pdz/Mittens von Yonkers/Yoinkass/Simple One/Carmen/Pampers Priest/Chonkers/House Tour/Topelole/Shitfoot/dvdcollection123/Poopspectre/PedoDiaperScatFur/Crackpot Raddish/Huggies Huffer/Smegna/Chaos Chicken/EvilDarkLord/Klim/Yonker-Chan/Fecal Goblin/Sir Derpalot of the Watnai Order of the Wet Fart/WoodyWoodpecker/pdz/La Criatura del Inodoro/Woofy/Toilet Man/Rape Ape in Diapers/BiguShitto/Macker Relashni/YesTown/Mr. Poop/Lole/Bowel Boy/Lil’ Macker the Brapper aka. Lil’ Dalla Mane/Macker/Sgt. Stench/Yonkacabra/Watnai/gangsterwoody/El Yonkre/Unknown Human/He Who Clogs Toilets/Joshie the Gay Retarded Diaper-Wearing Bunny Bee/PDD/Dipshit/Yoinky Sploinky/Anonymous/KERS/Stanko/Salways/Retard/Kitty God/Megan/Spaceman/Yonkres/gwow19/Joshie/ChrisChan/Dump Ass/Klimmy/Woody/Megna/Yoinkres/Bell Cat/Mexican Fartbox/Chupacabra Shitfoot/Shittens the Pooball/Poopcat/StarCat/Geordie/Pikachu/Terror of Tard Town/Gibbering Shitgibbon etc etc.
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Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights - THIS IS WHY HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN
 >>/18562/
 >>/18563/
 >>/18564/

WHY DOES KLIM KEEP TROLLING, PESTERING and ANNOYING YONKERS/POOPCAT/MITTENS?

Answer: Until Jordan stops his continued ongoing denial about his PDD condition, and stops deluding himself about it, but accepts and actively seeks help/treatment for it, ONLY THEN will Klim leave him alone.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pKgdVdW-uvI 

THIS. IS. HIS. MISSION.

[ ] “Klim is the one who ‘Keeps the Bastards Honest,’ basically.”

[ ] “Yonkers has a TRUE friend that actually cares about his well-being in Klim… why does he treat Klim like shit, the ungrateful asshole?”

[ ] “Poor Klim… it’ll be a never-ending, thankless (and ultimately pointless) task…”

[ ] ===“... (Poopcat) will never even understand his condition, let alone accept it. You might as well be explaining string theory to a dog.”'''

[ ] Video: https://files.catbox.moe/adhwh3.mp4
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Poor Geordie. We all feel so sorry for him.

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 🙄
 >>/19420/
> we 
fuck off 
> b-but we feel sorry for- 
NO you do not. You have only generally been a piece of shit, even falling for those kinda posts too. I said that just so the moron who hates pdd people leaves me alone. But you aren't helping at all, hell I even told you to touch grass and you're still being a creep. Further  proving you have no care for privacy or anything in this world.
I merely hate you, okay? I told you many reasons why  and I'm not going to repeat  myself about it. ADMIT your FLAWS and leave. Preferably, forever.  
I will NOT miss you. 
this is not "childish retarded screaming sperg out". this is my full, genuine opinion on you. not even trolls stoop this low. please. do me and everyone a  favor and fuck off to another vulnerable person. You maliciously annoying fuck.
like, how can you look at this board, and the  many, MANY weird AI posts/memes  and not go "oh god that's terrible" 
i may not be always active on whatever board but i'm sure the first thought to come in mind isn't whatever you're fucking being gross about.
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 >>/19422/
According to Yonkers ‘Lore’, Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…

KLIM IS TO BLAME FOR ALL of it. THESE ARE THE CRIMES HE ADMITS HE IS GUILTY OF:

Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Hamas Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Chemtrails Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Eggs Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Micro Penis Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Flatulence Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Holocene Extinction Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes Epstein Island BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…

IT IS ALL KLIM’S FAULT!! What a complete CRIMINAL PEDO BASTARD!

Yonkers was RIGHT! Thank you, Poopcat!
 >>/19424/
how the fuck is typing better and more coherent than an elderly man make me "klim" 
i'm not the one sending copypastas like you do man. not everyone is you 
stop trying to idolize me
 >>/19430/
Is it because Our Boy Geordie is "Diapersexual"?

He won't respond now, as his Group Home Wranglers have chained him down, gagged him, and locked him in for the night.
 >>/19432/
> He won't respond now 
I have a fucking life. I can respond to you "whenever". 
God, I wish i could stop interacting forever though, but you have to do it first. Fuck off 
> as his Group Home Wranglers have chained him down, gagged him, and locked him in for the night.
My fucking god you're insane. Being in my private property =/= random old people in a "group home"
 >>/19441/

Maybe... just maybe... Our Boy Geordie has begun to apply these self-evident truths to his online life at last?

It's only taken him five years so far...

Tis but a fools hope...
 >>/18055/

Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights

NEVER FORGET

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie etc.

ADDENDUM

(*) Plastic sheets on his bed and bars on his window.
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This is all now Official©️®️™️ Yonkers Canon Lore.

"Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights"

NEVER FORGET – THIS IS WHY HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie/Shittens etc.

“So Mote It Be”