What are you—yes you!—still doing here? If you have need of rendering your affection onto someone, you would more justly be served doing so on a more deserving target. Might I suggest the delightful—despite her liberal views—Eve, whose moniker online is one of “undeniablyinadequate” and “probablyinadequate”.
-Roman Quote Anon
Looks like he updated bits and pieces of the poem again.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Zlz67P-tlIuUpyQAOPq4ydpGC2TQrDQyJZuQ6qs6emM/edit