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Imagine Bonbi bounces up to you, she's obviously hiding something behind her back. With a sly grin on her face she says "anon I'm bored, wanna play with me?" as she pulls out a can of whipped cream from behind her and offers it to you expectantly.
You take the can somewhat confused as she reaches behind her back again, tugs on something and the dress she's wearing falls to the floor around her feet. She's now standing in front of you stark naked and she quickly moves her arms to cover herself as if she's suddenly shy that you're looking at her nude form. 
She lets out a small nervous giggle and starts inching closer until she's standing right next to you. It finally clicks why she handed you the whipped cream. You pick her up and toss her onto her bed where she bounces a bit and giggles more. You jump on her bed as well, landing on all fours over her, can still in hand. She's looking up at you with a stupid grin on her face as you give the can a shake and say "alright Bon let's play".