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the piggy woke up this morning and she promptly farted 6 times and pissed her pajamas. she didn't even bother to flinch, as with the piggy every day is simply another great day to poop or piss inside her pajamas while she sleeps or after she wakes up. so the piggy removed her drenched wear and threw the laundry. then she decided to her secret enthrall to take a long shower where she squeezed out cross legged three long nine inch brown poop shards, one right after another. the piggy won't admit to anybody how much pleasure she took from slowly squeezing those brown curls out. she felt all right. well, the piggy had a chore to do as below her on the bath tub bottom were three unsightly looking brown poop rolls. she knew what to do. the piglet stomped the first one down to a flattened pancake with her foot, and then the other, and she kicked the third roll around the bathtub for a bit until she finally smushed that sucker into a pancake. the water did the rest and all the poop pancakes slowly diffused and drained away. the piggy finished her shower and got ready to run piggy style into the kitchen (knocking down anybody in her way) and start her daily pig feasts of blocks of lard and bacon fats and several cans of spam, and tuna, basically anything she can get her hands on to produce more poop balls and long brown cucumbers.