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this afternoon the piggy bon was playing computer games at her desk and she felt she had to take two poops. so she ran into the
bathroom and deposited them over the toilet. Later the piglet took a book "How to be a Better Piggy" and read 
it from start to finish. it is a bestseller and for the piggy many interesting points and sub points of self help were there. one of the first chapters was explaining how pink piglets should hold their farts and
poops until they reach the bathroom (and the piggy thought to learn her lesson), but ohhhh, wouldn't
ya know it the piggy felt a brown curly roll of poop start out of her butt hole. the pooper wasted no time and curled into her panties and down her pant leg. the piggy paniced and dropped her book on the floor and the poop roll happened to fall on it and between the pages too. no, the piggy shouted. making it worse, as the poop smeared more from her attempt to stop it spreading. and the book was a mess. the piggy ruined her book and threw it into the trash and had to clean both her poopy leg, her pants and her floor from a load of brown piggy poop. Yoinks!