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I'm sorry to inform everybody that
bon crawled out of bed this morning and immediately pull down her pjs and squat at her bedside and took a long
and brown shit on the floor. uhhhh, the brown shit snake slowly bossed out of her anus and made a squishy posh noise ppppphhhhhuuuuuttt, as it i=4 to the nth power introduced quantum mechanics to the bedroom's boredom (clean and pristine as it was) and plopped down itself onto the floor in a sweet brown pile. it glowed. (i don't know what's going on bon; your shits are turning radioactive) sniff! 
then there was the smell. it hit bon right away as she pulled her pjs up. the smell of the shit smelt like hot peppers left out in the sun and a third quart of in a full quantity rotted through.
eww, bon's nostril's bristled but she stood there and looked carefully as the pile of shit nested itself and settled. the pile of shitty was shiny and had moles all over, holes were there present, 
(imagine that a roll of poop with holes) and its shape was that of a standard shit cucumber. that was shit. and bon the piglet by these actions wasted no time posting a brand on her new day as dedicated to poo shit, and a true pig pen in status; and her bedroom today became a total pig pen full of its first shit pile.
later on the piggy went and deposited two more shits, kind of smallish, only 2 footers, on her floor and one small piss puddle. it was just one of those pig pen days.