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> ywn be a Confederate soldier defending your home against northern invaders.
> ywn charge the Yankee line while giving a blood curdling rebel yell
> ywn be shot in the guts during that charge ensuring a long and painful death.
> ywn be approached by nurse Bonbi after the battle.
> she will never give you an overdose of morphine to put you out of your misery.
> she will never hold your hand, and kiss your forehead as you slip into the dark beyond.
> your last moments on this earth won't be in a state of delirium where you think an angel has come to escort you to the promised land to be with your forefathers.