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the piglet is allowed to say only two words, oink and oink. that might be only one words actually, but who cares because the piggy cannot spell anyways and verbal restraints based on legends in terms otherwise are necessary for the dashed and expressed piglet. she is a bit of a wanna be piglet larder today because she was sitting in her chair today recollecting in her thoughts how wonderful some of the shit poops she achieved last tuesday and Thursday stemmed to eliminate her full guts. 
i guess they were large and thick and they came close, oh so close, to popping her anus and she wanted to express her brown poop loads in the fields of madness rather than having the white toilet bowl, sitting in her bathroom, devour them up completely. let us get real they were wasted completely, when if properly placed over a ditch gully in the fields they could be sprouting the prettiest flowers by now. but nobody ever said the piggy has brains.
such wonderful thoughts came to an abrupt end when ptttttt, ptttttt, a roll in the shape of a curl of brown poop started to come out of the piggy's anus: two rolls actually, one was 10 inches long and shiny, the other was 8 inches long and nasty. the piggy sat in her chair and shoved a finger up her nose and gasp as she felt the poop rolls do things to her anus hole and fill up her panties with disgusting poop. the toilet bowl can go fuck itself (the piggy was going to mush some shit around in her panties while she is in her chair for the next few hours before dreaming about wasting some good poop paste to it). so that is what she did exactly.