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today was a big day for the piggy. full of hope the piggy entered the grand champion pooping contest.
she wanted to win a 2000 dollar first prize for the person who produces the longest poop curl. well the piggy prepared well; she ate in the morning 3 large watermelons, 4 small whole chickens and 18 slices of roast beef. she washed everything down with 5 quarts of orange juice, a quart of pineapple juice, and 14 peaches/ what a pig.
so the piggy got to the contest, and the competition looked fierce; there were hundreds of entrants and some of them looked like they could produce some very long poop brown curls. the piggy felt her guts start to go and so after paying the entry fee the entry of brown curled poop the piggy was ready to enlist into the contest was ready to be given.
uuuhhhhh, the piggy squat and phhhhtttttt proudly produced after measurement a one and three quarter foot long brown poop tube. 
well, that was only good for fifth place and the piggy was upset. she couldn't produce a winning poop of longer than 3 and a half feet.
when the piggy got back to her house she raged; flew into her room, and threw things around, and even ripped up some of her cosplays costumes and some of her pictures and busted some of her stuff. finally with her rage spent after a bit the piggy threw herself down on the floor exhausted and useless. there she pouted and while she was breathing heavy, like a pig, weary from the tirade ,she felt another push against her guts.more poop. what the hell, might as well, she thought, and she lay there and pushed a brown curl of poop out of her anus hole and into her panties. might as well squish some poop around in my panties and pants as a cope, she thought. so that's what she did.