As he dusted off his cheetohs
Was a sound of "FUCK NEGROES"
He heated a hotpocket
Cum-stained tissues on his carpet
He was sitting at his table
Mad that anons were ungrateful
So he deleted the whole thread now
Shut it all down
Nothing allowed

Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?

Jannie are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a thread on the first page
And he dabbed you, a tuxedo, Jannie
He came into your report cue,
Left the Pepe, saying "FUCK YOU"
And then you cried to the mod too,
You were dabbed on,
It was your doom,

Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?

You've been memed by,
You've been dabbed by,
A cute criminal.