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king Paul Seixas I edition

> Current and upcoming road races
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Region Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Region Pays de la Loire Tour - Female 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen Elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Women Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - The Brabanson Arrow WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - The Brabanson Arrow ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Chambery Women's Grand Prix 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 The Walloon Arrow 1.UWT
22.04 The Walloon Arrow Women 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donates 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Women 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT

> Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

> Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

> Velodrama League code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>/75895/



















I don't think I have had a better team picked than what I have now despite it being Dopito, Ayuso and Vauquelin.
It was always some mix of Tobias Halland, Scaroni, Arambaru, Hilly.
So in general "just pick the top guys" still worked, just not optimally.















































now let's look at the United States, did anyone win at world tour level since Kussen won la vuelta. 
> matty jorg and let's go brandon with paris-nice and pologne in 2025
so, do I really have to move onto guest nations then or simply accept that it's actually Switzerland with the longest drought and is cursed if you discount big marlen, who can't hypnotize herself into not chuting anymore.


one last trial with cycling super power Ireland and Australia (jay vine down under 2026)
Ireland didn't win since Dan Martin won Catalunya in 2013. same for bertaczech republic, Stybar won the Eneco tour in 2013. so that's 1 year better than Suisse. even the Soviet Union has the Vlasov wins in 2022.













> Just when you think you can finally cautiously start thinking about the end of Pogacar's career, you get this joker. So, for the next 15 years, we won't have to watch a single race where Seixas is on the starting grid. As if the ratings hadn't already plummeted hard enough.

> If you look at the objective numbers and wattages, Seixas is actually delivering the best performances in the history of cycling this season, certainly when compared to his age. Today, he was also nonchalantly 2 minutes faster than the record time on this climb.

> So, we might as well bury the sport of cycling for good. It is stone dead.

wielerflits has spoken


































Stage 3 /bet/

> Seixas 7.5
> Toro 7.5
> Healy 13
> Lawrance 13
> Aranburu 15
> Scaroni 15
> Simmons 15
> Solar 19
> Bagioli 19
> Cort 19
> Skjelmose 23
> Nulty 26
> Kron 26
> Roglic 29
> Voklen 34
> Holland 34
> Allah 34
...
> Ayuso Pesquera 41
> Lipowitz 81
> Izagirre 81



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Schadeprijs OFFICIAL /bet/

> Groenewagen 3
> Philipsen 3
> Merlier 4
> Meeus 7.5
> Moschetti 15
> Fretin 26
> Bittner 34
> Kogut 41
> ACKermann 41
> Analnikolikowski 51
> MAGAgnotti 51
> Bauhaus 67
> Jeanniere 67
> Poppel 81
> De Hairs 81
...
> Rajovic 101
> Crabbe 151
> Sentjens 201








> It was a grim sight during the second stage of the Tour of the Basque Country: Mikel Landa lying on the asphalt after a fall, showing no signs of getting up. It was not immediately clear what had happened, but we now know more. Landa was hit by the race doctor's car.

Easy money











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31 	Dylan Groenewegen
31 	Jasper Philipsen
25 	Jordi Meeus
17 	Matteo Moschetti
15 	Pavel Bittner
13 	Tim Merlier
12 	Steffen De Schuyteneer
9 	Stanisław Aniołkowski
7 	Milan Fretin
5 	Oded Kogut
5 	Tom Crabbe
4 	Tim Torn Teutenberg
4 	Timothy Dupont
2 	Edward Theuns
2 	Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
2 	Jelle Vermoote
2 	Laurence Pithie
1 	Simon Dehairs
1 	Dušan Rajović
1 	Emilien Jeannière
1 	Wessel Mouris
1 	Jonas Rickaert
1 	Hugo Hofstetter
1 	Matevž Govekar
1 	Robin Froidevaux
1 	Emīls Liepiņš
1 	Phil Bauhaus
1 	Ben Oliver
1 	Đorđe Đurić
1 	Tim Marsman
1 	Bert Van Lerberghe
1 	Jens Verbrugghe
1 	Pierre Thierry
1 	Noah Vandenbranden
1 	Niklas Larsen

> 6==

4 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Matteo Moschetti Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer
> frfr on god
>  >using pedals
> MVDF
> Quick Rundown


2 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer Stanisław Aniołkowski
> Lennergy Pharma
> 6th Column





















The le Tour in 1924

> "You have no idea what the Tour de France is,' Henri (Pélissier) said. "It's a calvary. And what's more, the way to the cross only had 14 stations — we've got 15. We suffer on the road. But do you want to see how we keep going? Wait...' From his bag he takes a phial. "That, that's cocaine for our eyes and chloroform for our gums..."

> "Here," said Ville, tipping out the contents of his bag, "horse liniment to keep my knees warm. And pills? You want to see the pills?" They got out three boxes apiece.

> "In short," said Francis, "we run on dynamite.'

> Henri takes up the story. "You ever seen the baths at the finish? It's worth buying a ticket. You go in plastered with mud and you come out as white as a sheet. We're drained all the time by diarrhoea. Have a look at the water. We can't sleep at night. We're twitching as if we've got St Vitus's Dance. You see my shoelaces? They're leather, as hard as nails, but they're always breaking. So imagine what happens to our skin. And our toenails. I've lost six. They fall off a bit at a time all through the stage. They wouldn't treat mules the way we're treated. We're not weaklings, but my God, they treat us so brutally. And if I so much as stick a newspaper under my jersey at the start, they check to see it's still there at the finish. One day they'll start putting lumps of lead in our pocket because God made men too light."








































































































> Does Philipsen see an explanation for his weaker sprint? "I've been dealing with a cold for a while that's been bothering me." It remains to be seen if that will still affect him on Sunday during Paris-Roubaix, one of his major goals of the spring

I guess I won't be going full alpecin this year on velodrama
































> Decathlon CMA CGM is launching a women's team next year, but that is not the only change the French team is implementing. Or rather, French team… Starting next season, Decathlon CMA CGM will ride under a Swiss license. Multiple sources have confirmed this to WielerFlits. Decathlon has several dozen stores in the Alpine country.

France... Has fallen


 >>/77327/
> Decathlon has several dozen stores in the Alpine country.
first they were like, we offer the same prices like in France and Germany and profit thanks to the lower VAT in Switzerland. but these days they are much more expensive than when you buy across the border. there's Decathlon in Lörrach or Annemasse and can even get the German or French VAT back if you care.


 >>/77324/
It was The Peacemaker with George Clooney and Nicole Kidman, set in 90s Russia/Azerbaijan/Balkans/US. I have a soft spot for those 90s thrillers (can be espionage, courtroom drama, government conspiracy etc), quite good production values and great actors. Nowadays that kind of "adult thriller" is nonexistent, probably replaced by bad netflix shows. Here's a nice list of the films: https://letterboxd.com/max_read/list/the-90s-dad-thriller-core-canon/
 >>/77325/
 >>/77326/
Yes well it was under zero degrees outside in the morning and I have work to do in the afternoon when it's nice weather






 >>/77336/
 >>/77335/
fun fact: Gravaa never had more than 2 fulltime employees, all their other employees were basically on a part-time contract, recruited at a cycling club in Brabant, part of a sponsordeal
this caused them to not keep up with production (from the very little orders they had anyway), investors started doubting and they went boom

t. insider



 >>/77317/
I don't know meteo france, but most mainstream sites and apps (especially the default smartphone apps) use general models combined with algorithms for predictions. This way they can use 1 service for "the whole world".
 
Specific regional modals are much more more accurate.

Harmonie is the best model for the benelux region (northern france included). The chuncks are the smallest you'll find for the region.

https://www.weerplaza.nl/weerkaarten/harmonie/




































> Decathlon CMA CGM met les points sur les i : l'équipe restera française. "C'est une période où beaucoup de gens parlent à notre place. Il y a beaucoup de rumeurs. L'année dernière, on disait de nous qu'on deviendrait une équipe belge ou qu'on déménagerait à Lille. On vous confirme qu'on restera une équipe française et que notre Centre de Performance restera à Chambéry", a assuré l'équipe qui court sous licence française depuis sa création en 1992.




















































































> Before the start of stage four, Ayuso gave an explanation for his off-day. “The second stage was super tough and I wasn't feeling that good,” he told Cycling Pro Net. “On top of that, I had pretty bad stomach problems yesterday. I think I rode harder to the bus after the finish yesterday than I rode during the stage itself, haha.”

that will be 40 velodollars

























I rode 50 miles just to see your pretty face . Then I got a flat and couldn't change to my spare because it didn't fit. All I wanted was your tit. Now I'm walking back in shame carrying my frame. Life ks suffering and now my tiz stream keeps buffering.











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Paypiggers and consoomers, got my Bezos arm monitor which will send all my data to AWS and allow them to keep know when I fedpost because of the noombers going op.
Can't wait to get a few days of data in, really thinking about about that oirish pisswathr just to have a benchmark of what do the noombers look like when I am moderately shitfaced.

 >>/77486/
I hope the lack of named frog files wasn't an issue in recognizing it is not me, the tit obsession would be a good clue it is not me as well.








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Hmm. I would say I have very very mild Asperger's, although I guess to be a disorder it has to cause substantial limitations in work or personal life. I would say I am socially awkward and have difficulty with many social interactions, but otherwise have a fulfilling career for which the /cyc/ office pays me an obscene amount of money, some meaningful friendships, and a family.
















 >>/77521/
Yeah fuck your teeth and stomac lmao. Sport is only healthy as long as it's in moderation, just like everything in life. If you need to stuff 250g of sugar you're obsessing which is ridiculous unless you're pro. Eat a banana and drink a cup of chocolate milk like normal people.




























































































































































 >>/77675/
all of his lines through the corners are terrible to the point that lipowitz who took better lines had to brake slightly on multiple occasions.
It was a bit better on the first descent but I noticed it there as well, very inefficient riding and even dangerous if the road was wet, dirty or bad. You can crash very easily because you have to lean more inside to take corners wide like, tires lose contact with the ground easily that way




























































> At Décathlon - CMA CGM, they are doing everything they can to keep Seixas with them for longer. They have already poached Pavel Sivakov from Team UAE to strengthen the climbing team and are still eyeing a similar profile. There is also no shortage of money at the French team.

> According to our information, however, Décathlon CMA CGM has to fear competition from Team UAE, Ineos-Grenadiers, and Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe. The Seixas dossier is at the top of the priority list for the latter team and has relegated potential incoming dossiers of Arnaud De Lie and Christophe Laporte to the background.

> At Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe, Primoz Roglic's contract is ending soon, so there is also room.
The foreign suitors also have a tax advantage. Because they work with self-employed contracts, they can circumvent a contribution to the French social security system that amounts to no less than 42 percent of the gross salary.

is this why they're changing to a swiss license?












 >>/77751/
Blame corrupt politicians and out of control capitalism. They'd have ruined it no matter what. 
Besides, looking around me, millenials can't complain. 40k cars, 3 vacations a year, restaurants, 15 hobby's for them and their kids, useless gadgets and gizmo's. OVER EXPENSIVE BIKES.
Doesn't seem like times are that bad. Seems more like spoiled babies with wrong priorities.

Just watched the finale. Why are people so mad at Lipo not waiting for Roglic? Do they really believe that Roglic would be able to meaningfully attack Seixas? He waited a few times yesterday as well as today and literally nothing happened.


 >>/77753/
It's too easy blaming politician and not people actually voting. France is the country where people spend the most time in retirement, and where retired people have the best quality of life compared to workers. All of this has a price and it's debt and sacrificed education. 

> 3 vacations a year, restaurants, 15 hobby's for them and their kids, useless gadgets and gizmo's. OVER EXPENSIVE BIKES.
> Doesn't seem like times are that bad. Seems more like spoiled babies with wrong priorities.
Great, now compare housing prices.







 >>/77753/
Same here, people my age, if they didn't completely fail to launch - i.e. still sit on the old hood and drink cheap beer, have it alright, even if they're not well off it feels like they can be quite near a lifestyle that only the dentists and directors could afford when I was a kid.
Now the boomers are also present but slightly different since we've had zero chance of developing boomer middle class during the commie years. Our boomers are just Gen Xrs, but they are just as vain and want to pass nothing down the line because they (yes, all of them obviously) fought communism.




 >>/77756/
> voting
Fucking kek. You also believe in fairytales?
>  Great, now compare housing prices.
They're alright if you're open to living somewhere that not everyone else wants to live. After all the comfort of homes is als a huge difference compared to back then. 
You can probably find an affordable place anywhere if you don't mind lacking a bathroom and central heating, like how boomers started.

 >>/77756/
I don't think having a bit bloated social security in whatever form is to blame. There is so much surplus being worked out that it should easily cover all of that.
Now don't make all of the surplus get vaporized in all types of schemes, patronage networks and regular corruption. Then it will all add up, you could still cut the retirement slightly.


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 >>/77754/
without knowing it I'm pretty sure lipowitz had green light from his team to go to the finish anyways because he was on the radio quite a few times 
also
 >>/77765/
tire inserts don't do anything, the tire goes off the rim either way when you flat. Plenty of pics out there where the pool noodle flies off the rim with the tire hell I even found a webm











 >>/77772/
Social expenses usually eat a lot of the budget. And they should, this is the famous social contract we signed up for sprinkled with noblesse oblige. 
I don't know the details but France is rather well known for the bloated socials and permanent greve of one or the other group in Paris.
But this is what the we the pleb signed up for, we give away at least half of what we earn in multitude of taxes, almost for breathing at this point, but we are taken care of.
We're not. Stop stealing managerial elite or the guillotines will get wet again, as they should.



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 >>/77781/
 >>/77772/
Did you know food used to be pretty much half of a paycheck? Now food is dirt cheap because of mass production.
It's never all black and white.

The true problem nobody talks about is emancipation. 
When there was 1 dude working for a woman and 8 kids, the prices reflected that. Then they start pushing women into the workfield which results in higher household incomes - and resulting in higher pricing for products as a logical result. 
It's simple economy. 
It's not boomers that ruined it, it's gen X and partially Y that did. If we'd be stubborn and all live on 1 wage with 5 kids again, prices would have to reflect that or nobody would be able to buy shit.
I'm sorry to blackpill you, but that's the real truth.










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Yes well  I think I will be fine. I watched Itzulia today with the Berts and I felt like normal worrying about the Velogames and stuff. On Monday I have an appointment with the company doctor and when he gives the okay I expect to drive my træen again on Tuesday. I was of course already free on Paris-Roubaix day, no one is taking that shit from me whatever happens














 >>/77781/
 >>/77784/
This sounds good until you start looking  at the number. State budget has never been as high as it is now, debt has never been as high since the war. Before people could afford taking care of their wife with their salary because there were so few retired people. Now every working people need to cover for 1 pensionner (with a better quality of life)


 >>/77785/
Grim, glad you're okay.
It is kinda inevitable isn't it. There was a radio show about it jere a few years ago with trein masters who had like 5+ collisions with not good endings.
> See closed barriers, let me just scoot right over
Selfish assholes, I live next to a crossing and see it a lot

 >>/77785/
Feel at ease because you have went through the motions as you should.
Hope the cope (actual necessary cope) will go fine and will be brief.
He is an asshole who was asking for something to happen anyways, probably not only by going under barriers to catch metro regularly, the world could use one less man and he is lucky it was you driving the trein not some zoned out retard.










Hmm maybe I should delete it all. I know this is a very obscure part of the internet but still it is there for eternity and me calling the guy an asshole and stuff is probably not going to look great for my employer. But I don't know how, I never use a password or anything. Calling on Swissbert for help




 >>/77810/
Pre ww2 there was no such thing as pensions. People took in their parents. Homes were multigenerational. Now everyone is working so there's nobody to take care of the parents. So they need money to pay for care. Then for old man homes. And we need more people working to pay for that jut also to fill those care jobs.
Do you see what's going on?

Instead of your wife taking care of her parents, your wife needs to work and go take care of someone else's parents so she can pay someone to clean her house and take care of her own parents. 0 jobs versus 2-3 jobs. Capitalists love it.


 >>/77827/
Yes and now they stop working much earlier and live in a huge house with their huge pension while their sons live in a tiny apartment far from where they work. Capitalism has its own problem but it doesn't explain everything, and clearly it doesn't explain why the old population has been getting richer at the expense of young generations for the past 30 years.



In general the site is Google searchable. This relative anonymity protects you as long as you don't share details that can be used to id you.
There are people who archive the site not sure if partially (specific boards) or in full. It's not a great effort to be honest.
I understand the need for share with the fellow regulars whom you start considering as friends (and they are in some ways) but Tpaste is right this is a public place anyone can look at it.
Don't have to be paranoid but have to find the line to walk.
Hidden boards can be created those aren't searchable but moderation actions can give them away, and besides one might be able to find them by chance. So it's not like a walled garden tied to registration.

 >>/77829/
And then they die and pass on the big house or wealth to their few kids where as in the past there was 10 kids but nothing to pass on. Different dynamics.
The rich get exponentially richer, that's where you should cry about instead. A ceo used to have 10x a workers wage in the 60s, now its 100x.
Also nobody forces you to live in an appartment and work far away from home. Learn a skill job rather than a bullshit job, move to a countryside village and enjoy your big house and close to home jobs.






























 >>/77833/
> The rich get exponentially richer, that's where you should cry about instead. A ceo used to have 10x a workers wage in the 60s, now its 100x.
60% of french personal fortune is in housing, the age group that saves the most money (as % of income and volume) are 70+. CEOs getting richer are basically a non factor, now you have to inherit the fortune your dad made by buying parisian apartments in the 90s and getting a huge pension.
Anyway we're running in circle, but I always find it hard to understand how lefty fighting inequalities don't think that the biggest ponzi of all time to the detriment of young generations is a problem


Paid me tax bill last night. I have no idea why the /cyc/ office does this to me....why not just take the proper amount of federal tax out with each paycheck and bonus so I don't get ambushed with a massive unexpected bill from the feds....





























Hehe one winner got busted for dopage. That must have been a... shock. Apparently he was innocent too according to himself!

https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-roubaix-u23/2003/result
https://www.gva.be/incoming/winst-parijs-roubaix-kwijt-door-doping/37962653.html



























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I like this old U23 results to see what happened to their career. 2003 P-R

1*. Dopage. Banned and never seen again
1. Decent pro with long career and some victories, stage in Vuelta
2. Never heard of him, never became pro
3. Never heard of him, one pro conti year in a team I never heard of
4. El Nathan? Wtf. Never seen again
5. Good pro, good TT, long career. Brabantse Pijl, De Panne
6. Must have been too zen. Never seen again
7. Was at Saxo for a few years. Nameless domestique who never did anything except one 7th place in San Sebastian? Strange race
8. Good domestique, very long career on WT level
9. I have no idea, maybe Bęrt knows this guy. Maybe it is him
10. A few years at Lotto, never did much
11. Good runner, an eternity at AG2R and two Tour stages. Best one here by far
12. Uhh, a French Nys? Never seen again
13. Beppu!

Anyway, most of them are always frauds and a lot of cycling dreams have died







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 >>/77882/
Very common here, the lady that is coming over already knows me by name (Bęrt). She has like 500 hens and a bunch of land, it can take almost an hour to get through the queue to her stand. I just hax it and go over 20-30 minutes before she leaves, then you may be the only one waiting or behind 2-3 people tops.
She comes over two days of the weekend, on Mondays and Wednesdays another farmer couple come over to the same spot, they drive like a 100km one way to get here.
On my very street there is another lady that sells here farm stuff from a van.
On the next street there is also a guy but he sells egsh only.






























 >>/77928/
>  I just hax it and go over 20-30 minutes before she leaves, then you may be the only one waiting or behind 2-3 people tops
Holy based, impossible on my Saturday market; If I do not enqueue at 0700, the line will be endless and the stuff gone. 15 minutes ride well invested.
Would be really nice to have a fresh egg source nearby though.
But it is what it is, living in a small city.



















 >>/77970/
Maybe he has Polish genes and has the polish happy face down.
You may ask him, I didn't really need to ask because I have seen people just say what they want, have it written down, pickup their stuff and leave cash, so I assumed this is not only possible but normal.
It took me of coursh good half a year to get comfortable to ask if I can have produce and egsh reserved as well kek, this was like 5 years ago. These were the times, true half-feral autism still speaking.

































































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