>>/142/
> be me
> get piles of hot, steamy, piles of human garbage to expose themselves
> take off hat
> wave to massive crowd cheering for my performance
> wipe single tear from my cheek
> place hat back on head, walk away humbly
> look up to sky
> see Jesus giving me a thumbs up
> ”Nice job, kid” echoes from the heavens
> ”thank you, Jesus”
> give thumbs up back to him
> feel warm and wholesome
> walk into the sunset victorious
> fade to black
> roll credits