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“Well, it's not anymore.” She laughed.
“What?” He yelled. “What the fuck? You cut my dick off!”

“It was ruined.”
“I can't believe this.”

“You guys should have done something. My dick, god.” He cried.
“There was nothing we could do here, and your sisters didn't want to drive you to Chicago.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, they have state of the art technology, but really, it probably wouldn't have done any good.”

“Oh god, I can't believe this.”

“Well, get used to it.” She smiled. “I'll go get the doctor.”

The doctor came in later and explained that he would need to use a catheter and a bag strapped to his leg to pee for a few weeks. Later that evening they let him go. Michael called Ashley from the lobby.
"Hello" Ashley answered.
"Hey, I'm ready to go now."
"Oh hey, you're at the hospital?"
"Yeah."
Ashley laughed a little. "K, we'll be there soon." Michael was filled with bitterness and grief for his lost penis as he waited for the girls to pick him up. He couldn't stop thinking that his life was over. The girls finally arrived after an hour or so. Michael saw the car and went out to them. He got in the back seat without saying a word. He just stared out the window as they drove off.
The car was filled with an awkward silence until Emily broke it. "I'm sorry but I gotta ask, did you lose your peepee?"
Jessica cracked up.
Michael just sighed, but didn't respond. "Well did you?" Ashley asked.
"Yes, yes Ashley, I did. I don't know why you couldn't drive me up to Chicago Emily"
"It's 90 miles!" Emily laughed.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing" Emily responded. The girls all tried to stifle their laughter.
"And Ashley, what the hell was that, telling that woman I would be fine. You should have gotten her name and phone number."
"Whatever, why didn't you get it?" Ashley said.
"I couldn't, I couldn't even talk, I was in shock!"
"Oh well, it wouldn't make a difference anyway." Ashley said.
"Yes! It would have…I could've sued her, she's responsible for her dog and her dog seriously hurt me…fucking dog needs to be put down."
"What?!?" Jessica interjected. "Don't blame the dog, it was just confused."
"Well the woman should have had it on a leash."
"How did she know it would bite you?" Emily asked.
"You know what? Nevermind, can we just drive by that park one more time, maybe she'll be out there again."
"Fine, if it'll make you feel better." Emily laughed. She drove by the park.
"There she is!" Michael shouted. He was shocked to see her walking her dog again. They were driving right up to her. Michael rolled down his window. "Hey!" He yelled out the window to get her attention. The woman noticed, but Emily didn't seem to be slowing down. "Hey stop the car!" Michael ordered. Emily just drove past the woman and started speeding up.
"Nope" Emily said.
"Hey turn around! That was the woman! Turn around!" Emily just kept driving. "Just stop the car and let me out then!" Emily kept up her speed. "What the fuck! Turn around!" At this point the girls were all laughing.
"I didn't think she'd actually be there" Emily laughed.
"Fuck you" Michael muttered.