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>>/149/ “So you got hit with a baseball in a batting cage at 90 miles per hour….and you’ve waited more than 36 hours to see us despite the swelling and pain?” The nurse raised her big irresistible eyes. “Yeah, my sister is visiting and I’ve had these obligations to keep with her…plus I just thought it would start getting better.” The nurse raised her eyebrows and grimaced as she looked down. She shook her head smiling as she filled out the form. She looked up at him with an almost smug grin. “The doctor will be with you soon.” Michael couldn’t get a moment of relaxation as the worries filled him as he waited in the eighties décor waiting room. After almost an hour of waiting a beautiful black female doctor came out. “Michael Jones” Michael followed the doctor in. She left him alone to strip down. He put on a gown, the front of which protruded forward over his swollen sack. “Ready?” The doctor asked. “Yes.” She came in smiling peacefully. “K let’s see the damage.” She lifted up the gown. “Oh god, I can tell you right now they’re both gonna be removed.” She had a look of dismay. “Oh God! Isn’t there any chance?” “Well, we’ll do a cat scan…it’s standard procedure, but don’t get your hopes up.” She smiled ironically at him with her eyebrows raised. “The good news is you’ll be ok…you won’t function sexually, but you’ll live…I guess the moral is if you have a medical emergency go to the emergency room instead of waiting 36 hours.” She smiled. “A lesson you’ll never forget I’m sure.” Michael spent 12 hours in the emergency room. The doctor seemed to just blame him and didn’t show any sympathy that he was losing his manhood. Michael was depressed about the future. When Michael got home he was surprised to see Ashley, Emily and Jessica all sitting in his living room chatting. The all looked at him with wide questioning eyes and mischievous grins. “So what’s the news?” Emily asked. Michael didn’t respond, he just went to the kitchen. “Oh my gosh I think that means he lost ‘em.” Ashley snickered. “Poor Michael, did you just get neutered?” Jessica asked. “I think you have a new sister Ashley.” The girls laughed. Michael didn’t respond. He was pissed. He barged into the living room. “Yes, they had to be removed, my sex life is over, do you understand that!? OVER! And all because you fucking bitches had to spend the day at the fair going on your stupid rides and playing the rip off games. And it wasn’t enough that I got hit with a baseball, you all had to keep hitting me and kicking me! It’s your fault this happened, all of you!” “Whoa hold on.” Emily stepped in as the voice of reason to defend the girls. “It's not our fault you walked in front of the pitching machine. It's not our fault you waited a whole other day to go to the hospital. It’s not our fault you’re…nutless.” Emily and the girls snickered. “It’s not our fault you’ll never have kids.” Michael just glared. “This is a perfect example of evolution at work…survival of the fittest…if you are enough of a moron to walk in front of a batting cage, you don’t get to have kids. Your moron genes are dropped from the species.” The girls all cracked up. Michael kept glaring. “Calm down Michael it’s not that bad. From what I overheard you weren’t getting much use out of it anyway. What was it julia was saying? You can't fuck a limp dick or something like that?” Ashley said. All the girls cracked up and Michael walked to his room in shame. Facebook posts from the girls within the hour. Ashley “OMG just found out my brother lost his nuts” Jen, Jessica and Emily liked it. Jessica “My cousin just lost his balls lol” Ashley, Emily and several other friends liked it. Comments: Hannah: What happened? Jessica: He got hit with a baseball in the batting cage at 90 mph Hannah: wow, lol, did you see this? Jessica: Yes :) It was priceless Emily: I wish we had it on tape Jessica: Seriously, that would get some serious view on youtube! ;) THE END