>  be me 
>  cant swim
>  fuck you swimmer
>  accidentally found entity that able someone breath in liquid
>  research how to mass production the liquid
>  found out, sacrifice human into liquid
>  continue project becouse fuck you swimmer
>  make philosophical accuse to trick normie
>  everyone belive
>  make a council of "cant swim"
>  the project succses
>  now i can swim