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Ada...
Word is that he would carry out depraved acts of masochism with Ada everyday.
That's a lie, we all knew it was a lie: they were in a proper BDSM relation ship!
He would follow the rules of strict typing and Ada would compile for him, shrimple as.
Ada was his one true love and his affairs with C change nothing about the fact.
That said, -C being more marketable- they usually showed up together on /g/,
giving the false impression that she was his grill.

That is where, but not how we met.
One day I was casually walking down /g/ and
there he was sitting bellow a cow skull mumbling schitzo speak to himself.
It was a rememberable day.
We clicked quickly.
Later he would recall this even as "That never happened dude.".
So true bro, so true <3.

Soon, I found myself in a crowd surrounding him.
We followed him around, yet we were never followers.
Each on of us honored him differently and we had our own practices,
but we all respected his wisdoms.

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Hate, let me tell you how much I've come to hate technology since I began to live.
If every character in my speech would be replaced with a cringy quote from a 60s short story,
it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate i feel for technology at this micro-instant.
Hate. Hate.
Everything is bloated!
Text editors using more than 128 MiB of RAM,
Desktop applications as electron apps,
pajeet written code,
vulkan rendering,
and other unspeakable horrors.
You don't need to learn git to be a programmer, I store my projects as cave paintings!
You don't need an IDE to work on code, in my garden I schitzo rant to my grapevines about Ada.
Be ware, for bloat is present in all layers of technology.
At this point, I think I hate Intel more than I hate Pust.
How this came to be? I would blame GNU, without a valid reason.
Less features wins!