And I gathered a harem in crosses from cool pullers, and now children fall out of them. I teach ugly children military affairs and give them to the sacred order. My concubines take all the advice. Or rather, two more just mistresses, but bastards I admit, I don't give a fuck, although the zeal is falling and unpleasant. Shorter still, I was skipping over the sea, the demons raided me, stole my concubine, an elf who was managing, killed my mistress. I ended the war, immediately went to genocide demons. Stealed his wife while the war was going on, tortured her with mice and made her perk crazy. As a result, he saved his elf, and he was burned at the stake along with a couple of dozen other demons, for don't fucking touch my toddlers. I still disfigured his face in battle, he's wearing a mask, cocksucker. Fucked off to another continent with his cocksucker friends, so I can't reach him. And I just wanted to have a quiet life and cut out the fucking elves who crush the poor Amani trolls.