Remember when the Anime Man brought on the undisputed king of JAV, Shimiken, for that freakshow of an interview.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ahbx-x4c2gY

Halfway through he starts dropping the most unhinged lore imaginable.

The man looks like a regular Japanese dude and then casually admits  that he's been chowing down on his own turds since childhood because he actually liked the taste. 

Absolute cinema. Japan truly is the most magical place on Earth.