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Some canned fish cans are such bad designs. Couldn't find the usual I eat so bought another one, it was mostly a random choice.
Opening these are usually a bit tricky as the oil flows out immediately as the opener bends down the lid but it's a minor inconvenience in the case what I'm used to. But not this other one. The oil started gushing in such amount that made me think of founding an oil company. It flooded the whole surface of the can so it was all slippery. It's also larger so it was uncomfortable to hold it down I had to spread my hand more. Ofc it was harder to tear up the lid, needed more force and had to be careful not to cut my hand pressing down the can. Then it slipped. Every fugging thing become drenched in oil. It splashed onto me, the floor, the desk, the fridge next to me, into my fucking lemonade.
I thought the fish will be a bigger portion than the usual, the package has more net weight, it wasn't, it's the fucking oil what's responsible for the overweight. And while the taste of the fish wasn't outright bad it was far from satisfactory.
Next time I'll think twice before buying a substitute.