What happens if a women and two men are marooned on a desert island?
If they are Swedish, the men will marry and ignore the woman.
If they are Danish, everyone will find a way to be happy without any
announcement of anything.
If they are Spanish, one of the men will kill the other.
If they are Greek, both of the men will kill the other.
If they are Italian, the women will kill one of the men.
If they are British, nothing will happen since there is no one to
introduce the men to one another.
If they are Swiss, nothing will happen, but it will be slow.
If they are French, there really won't be any problem.
If they are Polish, one of the men will become a priest.
If they are Irish, the woman will become a nun.
If they are German, the island will be neatly kept, before all else.