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Example Jew jokes:
1.
The Jew goes to his rabbi. He says:
- My geese are dying. What should I do?
- Feed them with corn.
The Jew comes again next week.
- My geese are still dying. What now?
- Feed them barley.
The Jew comes again next week.
- My geese are still dying. What now?
- Feed them millet.
The Jew comes again next week.
- All of my geese are dead.
- Too bad. I've still many more great ideas.,

2.
Jewish kid to his father:
- Is it true that my mother is a Jew?
- Yes, it's true.
- And is it true that you are a Gypsy?
- Yes, it's true.
- Then what am I? Gypsy or a Jew?
- Why do you ask?
- A classmate of mine has a nice watch and I don't know if I should steal it or try to bargain.

3.
On Sunday a veteran in uniform and a Jew sits at the two sides of the stairs leading from the church's door. As the believers start to pour out after the mass both start to beg for money. The good Christians give to the veteran, even more as they realize that the other is a Jew, they give generously to the vet just to see the Jew fail. After them came the priest and turns to the Jew:
- Here you won't get any money. It was a mistake for you to come.
- Oh, we know it better... - replies the Jew, then calls out to the veteran - ...right, Kohn?

Some might say Jewish jokes were banned during the communism so then they had to be replaced by Scot jokes, an actual proofs yet to be seen, like the law itself, and considering there still were Jew jokes I consider this argument bullcrap.
Here's a political one, from the communism.
4.
During a mandatory communist political course at the end of the class the lecturer turns to the audience and says:
- Any questions?
- I have some! - comes forward Grün - Where are the rich fields of wheat? Where are the small shops with busy artisans? Where is the happiness? Where is the freedom?
Next week, course, end of class, lecturer says again:
- Any questions?
- I have but only one. - says Kohn - Where is the Grün?