Specialized tool you can see through concrete walls.
Window.
The number one reason of divorces.
Marriage.
Why did the little Stevie fall off the swing?
He has no arms.
Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
Not the little Stevie
Policeman caught the golden fish:
- Policeman, if you throw me back, I fulfill two of your whishes!
- Would you make it three?
- Done! Now what's the other two?
How do they call the Japanese fireman?
On the phone.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
It's extinct.