A skinhead walks into a bar and notices all but one of those present are white. Approaching the counter, he raises his finger and voice and says:
-I'll pay a free drink for everyone here... except that nigger on the corner!
Everyone cheers. The nigger bursts into laughter.
The next day he finds the same people. As soon as he closes the door he says again:
-I'll pay a free drink for everyone but that nigger!
The drunkards cheer. The nigger laughs even harder than the day before.
-Why are you laughing?!? You don't get a drink!
-I own this bar.*
I'm a master of dark humor. In fact, my humor is so dark it picks sugarcane.
Want to hear a heavy, dirty joke?
The elephant fell on the mud pit.